In a recent poll 92% of americans believed that barry bonds used some form of dilute chuck norris urine.
[quote]Vash wrote:
Chuck Norris’ favorite lift is the One-Arm Dumbbell Snatch. His particular version replaces the fixed-weight implement with a blonde high-school dropout and the posterior-chain dominant pulling with ferocious anal sex.[/quote]
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[quote]tveddy wrote:
In a recent poll 92% of americans believed that barry bonds used some form of dilute chuck norris urine.[/quote]
I found another scientific study. The study shows that 80% of the time, females think of Chuck Norris during sex. It also showed that 60% of the time, males think of Chuck Norris during sex. Finally, it shows that 100% of the time, Chuck Norris thinks of Chuck Norris during sex.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
and from our friends at tshirthell.com
chuck norris once ate 20 dollars worth of pennies to see if he could shit a 20 dollar bill. unfortunatly he also ate them with tabasco sauce. the resulting movement was named “little boy”
Chuck Norris doesn’t drink alcohol he drinks etorphine*. Sometimes he even gets a buzz.
[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Chuck Norris can loose bodyfat by simply staring at it til it leaves his body in fear.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man just because he didn’t know the difference between loose and lose.
[quote]eddy40 wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Chuck Norris can loose bodyfat by simply staring at it til it leaves his body in fear.
Chuck Norris once killed a man just because he didn’t know the difference between loose and lose.[/quote]
Most people lose fat, Chuck Norris can loose it.
JFHC. That it the funniest thing I have read in a very long time. I just roundhouse kicked my own face for laughing about Chuck. He is everywhere.
Chuck Norris has made only one mistake in his lifetime. That was allowing Micheal Moore to live.