This goes back to my theory that, no matter how fat, ugly, and grotesque someone is, there is someone stomping the Earth that will “hit it.”
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
This goes back to my theory that, no matter how fat, ugly, and grotesque someone is, there is someone stomping the Earth that will “hit it.” [/quote]
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I’ve seen fat dudes with horrific women. Ironically though I’ve never seen a muscular guy with a horrific woman.
^^true. In shape muscular guys dont have fat sloppy horrific chicks (well unless they are rich… I’m talking like Oprah rich)
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^totally uncalled for X. That is in no way what I was expecting to see lol!!!
.greg.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
This goes back to my theory that, no matter how fat, ugly, and grotesque someone is, there is someone stomping the Earth that will “hit it.” [/quote]
Well, for a large portion of the male population, ‘availability’ is a major aphrodisiac.
The more available a woman is (ie, the less work it would take to get her in the sack), the uglier she can get away with being while still having a chance of getting railed.
Every party has that one grenade that you just know, at the end of the night, someone is going to fall on.
[quote]gregron wrote:
^totally uncalled for X. That is in no way what I was expecting to see lol!!!
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You know you loved it. You can just let that pot belly grow to the size of 4 kegs knowing she is on your team.
Hell, I bet she can COOK too.
Well she can eat… thats for damn sure! I bet she doesnt even bother to cook just eats stuff raw
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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I’ve seen fat dudes with horrific women. Ironically though I’ve never seen a muscular guy with a horrific woman.[/quote]
I have!! Tho I always thought it was really strange… As a matter of fact my cousin, who no homo is a pretty good looking guy and stays in great shape, turned down dating one of my gf’s friends who is a smoking hot model who wanted to date him, reason being “he’s getting back with his ex”. I finally met the ex and she is atleat a 16 beer’er. She has 2 kids with another guy, overweight and doesn’t have a pretty face.
I really couldn’t believe he turned down this girl to get back with this other girl, moral of the story, Love really is bling.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I’ve seen fat dudes with horrific women. Ironically though I’ve never seen a muscular guy with a horrific woman.[/quote]
I have!! Tho I always thought it was really strange… As a matter of fact my cousin, who no homo is a pretty good looking guy and stays in great shape, turned down dating one of my gf’s friends who is a smoking hot model who wanted to date him, reason being “he’s getting back with his ex”. I finally met the ex and she is atleat a 16 beer’er. She has 2 kids with another guy, overweight and doesn’t have a pretty face.
I really couldn’t believe he turned down this girl to get back with this other girl, moral of the story, Love really is bling.[/quote]
Well, that or she pays the bills.
Some of you have to factor in the Sugar in the Momma.
^ She’s on unemployment, and has been on unemployment since giving birth to her last child, who is now going on 2 years old. Seriously, sometimes you just can’t make sense of people’s decisions in life. I just shrug it off and figure, the more guys willing to bang ugly chicks, the more hot chicks left for the rest of us! =D
thats why i said if the chick is rich! I think sugar momma’s are the exception to the rule.
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ohhh unemployment huh… that throws a wrench into my theory. Well you said she has a pretty face right? Maybe when they used to be together she was skinny/skinnier and thats when they “fell in love.” Now hes still in it to win it and hoping she gets back to that old shape?
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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
DOESN’T have a pretty face.
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No sir, I said she doesn’t have a pretty face…
As I said sometimes theres no sense in trying explain the decisions people make. Lemme see if I can get a pix of the model he turned down, so you guys can get an idea of what an idiot he is.
Maybe the dude is insecure and dating a model would only exacerbate whatever issues he has.
Maybe he wants to get back with his ex because it’s easier to slip back into a routine with a former significant other than develop one with someone new.
Maybe he had already committed to getting back with the ex and thought it wouldn’t be fair to bail out for a piece of ass he (probably) barely knows.
Maybe he likes fat chicks. Maybe the ex just isn’t Andrew’s type which is causing his description of her to be overly critical.
Maybe he is secretly a baby daddy.
Maybe the model has a twat personality.
Maybe he doesn’t base who he wants to date solely on looks.
We will need to see a picture of this warlock ex in order to make a proper assessment of the sitch. You know, tits or gtfo and all that.
Maybe she is funny or something.
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We will need to see a picture of this warlock ex in order to make a proper assessment of the sitch. You know, tits or gtfo and all that.[/quote]
I wont post a pic of his ex, because he is now back with her so out of respect for my cousin, I wont post a pic of his girl to prove she’s unattractive. Here is a pic of my gf’s best friend Cynthia who he passed up being with.
I am pretty picky in regards to females, but even if you aren’t picky you’d agree that his ex is not attractive in any way and this model is well pretty attractive.
So where are these fat ugly sugar mommas. Doesn’t happen except on a very rare occasion.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ She’s on unemployment, and has been on unemployment since giving birth to her last child, who is now going on 2 years old. Seriously, sometimes you just can’t make sense of people’s decisions in life. I just shrug it off and figure, the more guys willing to bang ugly chicks, the more hot chicks left for the rest of us! =D[/quote]
Maybe he loves the children.