[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
I think he’s trollin’. But, he’s a semi-funny prick.[/quote]
Print like Sturgeon, you too have deeply offended me. Since I’ve already seen you naked, a bikini shot just won’t do. so you will have to seek penance in another way. I’m open to suggestions. [/quote]
Best I can do on such short notice.
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
So how do married guys deal with the gorgeous women that seem like they’re perfect for you? Do you do the roledex?[/quote]
Okay dont understand this question.
Are you asking how do married men manage their affairs with gorgeous women? [/quote]
How do they stay faithful, for a life time when that one girl walks by that is just incredible, and you want a taste.[/quote]
Ok so your married. I notice you didn’t say happily. Is there a need in your relationship that isn’t being met Sturg? You’ll come around.
I’m not a man but I’ll answer you from my perspective. If I encounter a really attractive guy, I just imagine that he probably has chlamydia. No, but in all seriousness, some reasons that I stay faithful to my husband include: It is super hurtful; I would be absolutely guilt-ridden; I would feel a total loss of integrity; I took a vow; I am the worst liar and would inevitably get caught; I may get stoned to death. Okay, probably not the latter, but many years ago it would have been a very real possibility.
I think people are more apt to have an affair when some “need” in their relationship is not being met. If I were to find myself interested in someone else, I would take a hard look at my marriage and try to figure out what’s lacking. [/quote]
Ok so your married. I notice you didn’t say happily. Is there a need in your relationship that isn’t being met Sturg? [/quote]
I don’t think you noticed my question. [/quote]
I saw it, I just didn’t acknowledge it. I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling or if you are genuinely a bit ___________. I’m trying to think of a word that is along the lines of “obnoxious” but not quite as harsh. I’ve got it now, “off-putting”. [/quote]
The only type of trolling I do is when fishing for sturgeons. I’m a clever bastard I know. I have been called things worse than obnoxious. Though I have to admit you’ve really hurt my feelings bad. You can make this up to me by posting a picture of yourself in a bikini.
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Titan, I don’t want there to be any hard feelings, so I’m going to do you one better. I present to you: White Sturgeon in the buff!
Oops, I posted that twice.
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
Oops, I posted that twice. [/quote]
Nice tail.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
Oops, I posted that twice. [/quote]
Nice tail.[/quote]
Thanks, I work out.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Prolapsed?
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Turned inside out.
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Turned inside out. [/quote]
it’s like using the clean side or something.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Turned inside out. [/quote]
it’s like using the clean side or something.[/quote]
Beth, do you invert toilet paper so you can use it twice? lol
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Turned inside out. [/quote]
it’s like using the clean side or something.[/quote]
Beth, do you invert toilet paper so you can use it twice? lol
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No I use half a roll every time I wipe because I have hygiene paranoia. underwear on the other hand…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I’m really struggling with exactly what they mean by “inverted”. Surely they can’t just mean upside down.[/quote]
Turned inside out. [/quote]
it’s like using the clean side or something.[/quote]
Beth, do you invert toilet paper so you can use it twice? lol
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No I use half a roll every time I wipe because I have hygiene paranoia. underwear on the other hand…[/quote]
Is this a masturbation answer?
[/quote]
More of a fetish…ish…ish
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]The Other Titan wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
So how do married guys deal with the gorgeous women that seem like they’re perfect for you? Do you do the roledex?[/quote]
Okay dont understand this question.
Are you asking how do married men manage their affairs with gorgeous women? [/quote]
How do they stay faithful, for a life time when that one girl walks by that is just incredible, and you want a taste.[/quote]
Ok so your married. I notice you didn’t say happily. Is there a need in your relationship that isn’t being met Sturg? You’ll come around.
I’m not a man but I’ll answer you from my perspective. If I encounter a really attractive guy, I just imagine that he probably has chlamydia. No, but in all seriousness, some reasons that I stay faithful to my husband include: It is super hurtful; I would be absolutely guilt-ridden; I would feel a total loss of integrity; I took a vow; I am the worst liar and would inevitably get caught; I may get stoned to death. Okay, probably not the latter, but many years ago it would have been a very real possibility.
I think people are more apt to have an affair when some “need” in their relationship is not being met. If I were to find myself interested in someone else, I would take a hard look at my marriage and try to figure out what’s lacking. [/quote]
Ok so your married. I notice you didn’t say happily. Is there a need in your relationship that isn’t being met Sturg? [/quote]
I don’t think you noticed my question. [/quote]
I saw it, I just didn’t acknowledge it. I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling or if you are genuinely a bit ___________. I’m trying to think of a word that is along the lines of “obnoxious” but not quite as harsh. I’ve got it now, “off-putting”. [/quote]
The only type of trolling I do is when fishing for sturgeons. I’m a clever bastard I know. I have been called things worse than obnoxious. Though I have to admit you’ve really hurt my feelings bad. You can make this up to me by posting a picture of yourself in a bikini.
[/quote]
Titan, I don’t want there to be any hard feelings, so I’m going to do you one better. I present to you: White Sturgeon in the buff! [/quote]
Shit, I forgot that your’re a blonde! A picture of the fish? I should have known to be more clear.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
Oops, I posted that twice. [/quote]
Nice tail.[/quote]
Stop, you’ll only encourage her.