I thought the same, haha
I just squatted (with no rack) 206 x30 in 1-set.
It may not be ground breaking but for an average mediocre lifter as me, it’s something and it’s no less of an achievement as opposed to my workouts were I might of had eggs or meat pre workout.
I’m sure anybody can do what I just did, but the question is, are they???
Believe me, I’m not happy or patting myself, it’s 10# more than last week. I don’t anyone should be happy with what they do, because there is always,better.
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I am sorry to hear that my dude. But I remember feeling that way too.
Being happy is awesome. I hope you get there.
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Wait a second, actually you are dieting.
What you are doing is a diet.
Your like “ah F Dave and his bread” “F processed crap” telling me to live, which I am.
I’m the one being happy with my Dave’s bread and my PB celery sticks and my variety. Am I saying eating celery sticks every fricking day? Hell No!!!
That’s why it didn’t work for you, rituals eventually stop working, some sooner than others.
Live my dude, have a cinnamon raisin bagel with nut butter here there, it’s delicious in moderation. F—k if I ate them every single day, I’d hate them as well.
I eat almost everything!!!
I am living my dude. It’s an awesome thing to do
Do you even have 1 baby potato in that dish?
Nope. Don’t care for them, and got no need for them.
Cause you are dieting, as I suspected.
Dieting does not mean light eating.
Dieting = slave. Slave is not living.
I just ate a bunch of sunny side up eggs with bacon, and some potato chips and a Dave’s rocking grain muffin.
No, I’m not living, I can’t beat me chest as you!
I only eat foods I want to eat, so yeah: I am a slave to living, haha.
Have a good one dude! Enjoy the celery
Ah, well I wanted to eat the celery.
See, my wife always wants celery in the fridge. Most of it gets thrown out.
So I’m at the store and celery is on the list. So i also see this big jar of smuckers all natty chunk and I love all natty chunk.
I all of sudden got this desire to drench some celery in PB. This wasn’t the first time I got this desire. It’s something I like to do a couple times a year. Wife also gets happy when I eat celery and does not get thrown out. If I don’t have the desire though I don’t do it.
Glad to hear it 
If you want to optimize your bowel movements you really need to be putting celery stalks directly up your nose.
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You are one funny little fucker, LOL!
Ive now mainlined celery juice and can confirm this if the way to victory.
If this high wears off, I’ll put some celery chunks in a spoon and get a lighter. That should do the trick.
That’s the pencil neck way. Sorry, you failed……….
T3,
What do think about eating RAW garlic?
It’s fucking nasty, but guess what, it’s the greatest thing, better than eating meat for sure. Eating meat does not make your boner harder than ever before like RAW garlic does.
Here’s the deal with RAW garlic, it’s easy to get used to eating small cloves, yet it’s still nasty, however if you up the amount at one time, enough to make you feel like your stomach and heart has razor blades in them, in about 20 minutes all you are feeling great, any inflammation is gone, blood flow is moving well, boners are happening.
I’m telling you ya’ll right here!
Celery is just another tool, but not as good as RAW garlic. I highly recommend RAW garlic pre-workout too. Gym owners have complained about my garlic stench, but wife loves garlic and what it does to me in that regard.
Who told you?
It’s probably a good way to distract people from your garlic boners.
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I brought up the RAW garlic because tonight I ate a clove larger than two of my thumb size, I was gaging, but damn I felt good after that.
I was wondering if I was “not living” by subjecting myself to this? Kinda like subjecting myself to Celery as I could feel my body just burning fat after eating that celery.
The body does not like this - Who said this about a year ago??? Yeah I been watching you…
Yeah, I like to smash one of my fingers with a hammer for the same reason.
Always feels better once the pain is gone.