Cheesy video, but you have to respect the fact that carrot top built a decent physique. No matter how he did it, there is some hard gym time and strict dieting going on in his life.
Damn is he fucking annoying. Ok build, but why the hell does he wear that ugly ass makeup and not just pull his hair back is beyond me.
[quote]allNatural wrote:
I don’t understand why you’re talking shit. I would bet he’s got a better body than you.[/quote]
Probably because it’s carrot top.
[quote]Mr.Bill wrote:
Yes a carrot top here also 
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Well, I’m sorry to hear that.
wow he really isnt funny at all, but he is in pretty good shape
he looks all deformed, err more deformed, HGH anyone?
[quote]MikeSh wrote:
The moment we all have been waiting for. See how carrot top got to be hyooge.
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We need set our sights higher.
[quote]blok wrote:
wow he really isnt funny at all, but he is in pretty good shape[/quote]
Agreed. He does look pretty muscular, but he is a huge tool.
[quote]diesel25 wrote:
MikeSh wrote:
The moment we all have been waiting for. See how carrot top got to be hyooge.
We need set our sights higher.[/quote]
Agreed but it’s hard to argue with the before picture!
[quote]biglift88 wrote:
Question: I thought the top of a carrot was green?
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I can almost see the top of his carrot in that pic!
[quote]Jillybop wrote:
biglift88 wrote:
Question: I thought the top of a carrot was green?
I can almost see the top of his carrot in that pic!
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I missed that. That was damn funny Jb!
That whole cooking segment was just plain weird.
None of them looked even remotely comfortable.
The dialogue should have been:
Brett Biceps- “what are you making there, so and so?”
Suzie Swimsuite-“I don’t know. Whatever the hell they tell me it is. You think I cook this shit at home? Now get out of my personal space before I mace you!”.
Carrot Top- “I’m not eating that crap! It’s been cold for fifteen fuckin minutes.”.
Midwife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Father: Oh no, Whats the bad news?
Midwife: The bad news is, your baby was born a carrot top.
Father: Oh my god! And the good news?
Midwife: The good news is it’s dead.
Father: Thank god, I was worried there for a second.
I’m surprised no one noticed his twig calves, complete lack of back development, and hunched posture.
[quote]DLboy wrote:
I’m surprised no one noticed his twig calves, complete lack of back development, and hunched posture. [/quote]
Uhhhh…Did anyone notice his thighs? There is a shot of him sitting on, of all things, a biceps curl machine and his shorts are riding up on him. His tiny, tiny, tiny little thighs are clearly visible. It’s obvious he does NOTHING for his lower body. Not a fan of his physique at all. There is nothing powerful about it. No mass. No power. No mas.
I thought the show wasn’t that bad, actually I thought it was funny from the boring regular shit they have on there.
I respect Carrot Top quite a bit, dudes been a skinny twig all his life and is taking control and building some muscle. Isn’t that what we are all trying to do? So why knock him for it?
Besides he’s not a bodybuilder he’s a comedian, and I haven’t seen much for muscular comedians. I’ve never been in to his comedy before, but I’d consider going to see his show now just for that reason, because we share a common interest and I respect him for it.
He’s rich enough to just sit on his ass all day, and atleast he’s doing something. Besides his muscles look better than 3/4 of the people I see in the gym.
The people that bash him kinda makes me wonder what state their body is in…
[quote]BiG BeN wrote:
I thought the show wasn’t that bad, actually I thought it was funny from the boring regular shit they have on there.
I respect Carrot Top quite a bit, dudes been a skinny twig all his life and is taking control and building some muscle. Isn’t that what we are all trying to do? So why knock him for it?
Besides he’s not a bodybuilder he’s a comedian, and I haven’t seen much for muscular comedians. I’ve never been in to his comedy before, but I’d consider going to see his show now just for that reason, because we share a common interest and I respect him for it.
He’s rich enough to just sit on his ass all day, and atleast he’s doing something. Besides his muscles look better than 3/4 of the people I see in the gym.
The people that bash him kinda makes me wonder what state their body is in…[/quote]
Agree 100% man.
You don’t have to like the guy’s comedy routine but why rip on him for trying to improve his build?
say what you may of his comedy, but everyone who I know who has met him said he is a real cool, genuinely nice guy.
And if you can hate on that progress youre just a hater.
However, if you are a hater, I have a funny story about nearly running him over on his vespa where he jumped like 5 feet in the air from a sitting position.
[quote]BiG BeN wrote:
I thought the show wasn’t that bad, actually I thought it was funny from the boring regular shit they have on there.
I respect Carrot Top quite a bit, dudes been a skinny twig all his life and is taking control and building some muscle. Isn’t that what we are all trying to do? So why knock him for it?
Besides he’s not a bodybuilder he’s a comedian, and I haven’t seen much for muscular comedians. I’ve never been in to his comedy before, but I’d consider going to see his show now just for that reason, because we share a common interest and I respect him for it.
He’s rich enough to just sit on his ass all day, and atleast he’s doing something. Besides his muscles look better than 3/4 of the people I see in the gym.
The people that bash him kinda makes me wonder what state their body is in…[/quote]
Joe Piscipo(sp?) and Rogan have some muscle…