[quote]Defender wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
GaMeOvEr305 wrote:
Mine are also below the last three fingers.
This callous pattern seems to be universal, and is not an indicator of a grip problem.
I’d like to pass a tip to all you gents who want to keep their hands manly, yet still smooth enough for a scratch-free massage. Biting them off and using clippers leave ragged edges which do more harm than good. I use a single egde razor to “shave” my callouses down just enough to keep a smooth base for lifting. I also play guitar, so I’ve got mad callouses on my fingers also. This method leaves my hands functional and I’ve never heard a complaint from my man when I massage his back.
Another way I’ve used is to soak my hands in warm water for a few minutes and scrape the callouses down with a butter knife. This keeps them from getting too rough but still maintains enough of the base.[/quote]
and then putting it right back into the drawer so somebody uses it to make their sandwich, haha
(random*)there is a guy on the treadmill here doing 360s while jogging…man i cant wait for this disaster (random*) sorry
[quote]Hooker#1 wrote:
Its all about biting them off. That and peeling them off and flicking them at housemates that call you obsessed…it fills the day.[/quote]
mmmhmm…I dont know what the hell housemates are…house mats, yeah, but mates? Are you referring to those stinkin bed bugs?
Must be some England word.
Anyways, Flicking callouses is a great healthy exercise.
I always flick my callouses at gym guys I like. I dont know if they notice…at least I have some part of me touching them though. Hah! I think I had one on a guys back for At Least four minutes
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Hooker#1 wrote:
Its all about biting them off. That and peeling them off and flicking them at housemates that call you obsessed…it fills the day.
julia87 wrote:
Anyways, Flicking callouses is a great healthy exercise.
I always flick my callouses at gym guys I like. I dont know if they notice…at least I have some part of me touching them though. Hah! I think I had one on a guys back for At Least four minutes[/quote]
Contrary to popular opinion, callous flickery is a dangerous pastime. Not only will it cause you black eyes and missing teeth if the projectile lands on a bad-ass, but some actually believe it borders on mental illness, right up there with booger flinging and skillet shitting! Consider yourself warned!!!
If your Gf complains about your callouses, just get a pumus stone and and rub your hands with it, it wont remove the callouse but it will get rid of the sharp or jagged edges.
Everyone is happy, she gets smooth hands and you get laid.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
…some actually believe it borders on mental illness, right up there with booger flinging and skillet shitting…
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OK, I’m clear on booger flinging, but what is skillet shitting? It sounds absolutely hilarious, but I have no idea what it is! I actually laughed at loud at the word, and then realized that I don’t even know what it is. SKILLET SHITTING??
Hooker#1 wrote:
Its all about biting them off. That and peeling them off and flicking them at housemates that call you obsessed…it fills the day.
julia87 wrote:
Anyways, Flicking callouses is a great healthy exercise.
I always flick my callouses at gym guys I like. I dont know if they notice…at least I have some part of me touching them though. Hah! I think I had one on a guys back for At Least four minutes
Contrary to popular opinion, callous flickery is a dangerous pastime. Not only will it cause you black eyes and missing teeth if the projectile lands on a bad-ass, but some actually believe it borders on mental illness, right up there with booger flinging and skillet shitting! Consider yourself warned!!!
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Hahahaha!!!
If it landed on a male bad-ass at the gym-Im sure he wouldnt mind. All the guys like me at my gym! I dont know why-all the guys at my high school hated my guts (I start college in spring) but the gym guys have always liked me.
If this were a full grown female bad-ass. Oh god. I dont know! I dont think Id ever even attempt that! Too scared. Alot of women are so unpredictable these days.
All the men you just have to smile and they like you…I got off subject again. Sorry.
Anyways, about booger flicking,
That can give you staff infection
so I agree! I wouldnt try it a lot too. Skillet shitting…Shitting on skillets?? Never heard about this.
Hmmm.
Ive stuck beans up my nose and had to have them surgecally (I dont know if I speeled that right) removed but everyones done that.
Gawd, I havent done any crazy things in a while…its crazy…
[quote]jbodzin wrote:
If your Gf complains about your callouses, just get a pumus stone and and rub your hands with it, it wont remove the callouse but it will get rid of the sharp or jagged edges.
Everyone is happy, she gets smooth hands and you get laid.[/quote]
Pumice stones are too soft for my mega-callouses…I end up smoothing the stone with them!
I am now a whole being, as I have learned the essence of [b]skillet shitting[/b].
Yo Mamma, I am now in your debt. Name the price and I shall pay it, for it will be but an insignificant sum compared to the knowledge you have imparted unto me.
[quote]J.W. wrote:
I am now a whole being, as I have learned the essence of [b]skillet shitting[/b].
Yo Mamma, I am now in your debt. Name the price and I shall pay it, for it will be but an insignificant sum compared to the knowledge you have imparted unto me.[/quote]
Why, thank you, son. Knowlegde is power (along with lifting, of course!) I consider you a gentleman AND a scholar.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
J.W. wrote:
I am now a whole being, as I have learned the essence of [b]skillet shitting[/b].
Yo Mamma, I am now in your debt. Name the price and I shall pay it, for it will be but an insignificant sum compared to the knowledge you have imparted unto me.
Why, thank you, son. Knowlegde is power (along with lifting, of course!) I consider you a gentleman AND a scholar.
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