Calisthenics for 6 Months, Progress Slower Than What is Normal

[loppar]

@napelazam

Nothing you do yourself.

Obviously not.

Well, if you’re receiving Arbeitslosengeld from your Federal State you’re costing the German taxpayer around 500 bucks a month.

Dude, you’re a walking commercial for cutting the social safety net.

[twojarslave]

Well this thread was a good read. Now I need booze.

[T3hPwnisher]

Stay away from mead.

Not vegan.

…but Vikings drank it…

[bulldog9899]

@Frank_C

I was responding to clarify my injuries.

[bulldog9899]

send a bottle my way please.

[dagill2]

I just caught up on this thread while watching Westside vs the World and it occurs to me that all this guys problems could be resolved with one session at Westside Barbell. I’m reasonably confident that would solve all of his problems.

[T3hPwnisher]

He’d end up missing his flight to Ohio by trying to use a bus ticket and blame the whole situation on global warming.

[stjeppy]

@napelazam

People who are vegan, autist etc. are usually higher beings

You’re not autistic. You’re not even vegan anymore. 80% does not count. You’re just a weak fat liar.

[bulldog9899]

@dagill2

I just caught up on this thread while watching Westside vs the World and it occurs to me that all this guys problems could be resolved with one session at Westside Barbell. I’m reasonably confident that would solve all of his problems.

The Longest Yard-Battle alias Bill Goldberg

[flappinit]

Pretty sure @twojarslave is just gonna send you a case of four lokos.

[stjeppy]

@napelazam

Higher species than the humans are do smart choices, they don’t act selfish. That’s my definition of a higher species than the current human.

This is rich coming from you, you’ve never done anything other than be a selfish shit. Whom have you ever helped? All you are capable of is asking for help and expecting people to do things for you.

I would be embarrassed to be you.

@napelazam

They don’t know soy makes big boobs.

It also makes your brain shrink, as you’re so aptly demonstrating.

[twojarslave]

I like bulldog so I’m sending him a keg of delicious enahgee beeah.

[stjeppy]

@napelazam

Can you tell me again why my progress is so slow? …I still am clueless.

Because you’re vegan and vegans are weak and inferior.

For proof, take off your shirt and look in the mirror? Strong and superior? Nope. Weak inferior vegan child.

[napelazam]

good study o.o

[punnyguy]

@T3hPwnisher

Nobody understands me” asserts that I am fine, and it is the entire world that is wrong.

“I am not understandable” asserts that the entire world is fine and I am the one that has a fault.

Imagine the hubris necessary to assert that 7 billion people are mistaken and that you are the only one with the correct answer.

If everybody is stupid, and you’re the only smart one…

If you’re sitting at the card table, and you can’t figure out who the fish is…

There are predators, and there are prey. This guy doesn’t even qualify as prey, not significant enough to attract the predators. This guy is bait, for the prey to fatten up, so the predators will be interested.

[bulldog9899]

@punnyguy

There are predators, and there are prey. This guy doesn’t even qualify as prey, not significant enough to attract the predators. This guy is bait, for the prey to fatten up, so the predators will be interested.

Predator 2 - The episode / Child vs Predator

[punnyguy]

@bulldog9899

Exactly!!! ROFLMAO

[jwbg]

“Movie making”

Yea, you’re a regular Steven Spielberg

[jwbg]

You don’t have a job, you don’t have a social circle, your family doesn’t like you, you contribute nothing to society.

Yes. Definitely a higher species.

[SkyzykS]

So there it is. Just like that.