Mommy … make it go away.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
…including the wheels.[/quote]
Ok, so where are these wheels you speak of? 
How about you go to Burger King and have two triple stacker combos, then go to the gym and lift heavy shit and then go to the Chinese Buffet and eat for about 90 minutes and then go home and take a nap, every other day for about six months?
YATTA!
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
kroby wrote:
There should be a rule of thumb most people should follow. If you’re less than 200 pounds, cutting is not a word in your vocabulary.
Cut? Cut WHAT? Good god, man, you’re the healthiest Auschwitz survivor I’ve ever seen.
Like I said, I prefer more of a clean bulk. That’s the way I’ve been doing so far and it’s worked pretty well. Just not sure if I should keep cutting, being summer and all.
At the end of the day, looking good naked is more important than being a big, bulky, smooth guy who looks bad naked. IMO, anyway.
Besides, if I ever got over 10%BF my GF would prolly dump me!
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I say bulk, but it seems like you just answered your own question there fella.
As for the fig leaf:
Stop that.
B.
[quote]conorh wrote:
How about you go to Burger King and have two triple stacker combos, then go to the gym and lift heavy shit and then go to the Chinese Buffet and eat for about 90 minutes and then go home and take a nap, every other day for about six months?[/quote]
Not to hijack the thread (although that might be a good thing, who knows) but I went to BK this weekend for the first time in…I dunno, a year maybe, and got a triple stacker meal. Man, that burger was quite tasty, with the bacon and all. Probably 900 kcals too
Have you read anything on this site? Anything at all? Because if you had, you’d know you were going to get flamed – immediately and intensely. And people would tell you to bulk and shut up about your body fat for a while. And lift heavy, use compound exercises, eat a ton, and come back when you weigh 200#+.
Here’s your alternate universe twin: http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=778473 This guy, people told to cut. But he wouldn’t listen either.
Clean bulking is for endomorphs and FFB (like me). For skinny ectos like you-- Berardi-style massive eating.
Bro, you had to know that posting a picture like that on this board would draw these kinds of responses. Please tell me this is a joke. Oh well, you asked for it.
Bulk or cut? Are you fucking kidding? lol. That’s funny as hell. ROFLMAO! Dude you are a scarecrow. You definitely need to bulk; clean or otherwise. I bet I curl more than you weigh.
What are your goals? Do you want to be a body builder, runner or a biker? If you want to be a runner you have the body for it now, so stop you’re there. If you want to be a bodybuilder bulk like a mad dog. You have very little muscle mass. Your best feature is your pecs because at least you can see them, kinda. The rest of you is just skin, tendons and bones.
If you’re girl friend leaves you because your BF goes above 10% then no big loss. I say good riddance if she’s that shallow.
Good luck.
Zoo-eus: God of XBox.
Seriously, what were you hoping for? Did you think people were going to praise you for being huge? Or really cut? I hope some day in the future your applying for a job and somehow your potential employer stumbles his way onto this picture.
TSB
old gray mare ain’t what she used to be…ain’t what she used to be
You need to cut.
I can’t see your side abs.
This is the best thread I have seen in a long time.
[quote]conorh wrote:
How about you go to Burger King and have two triple stacker combos, then go to the gym and lift heavy shit and then go to the Chinese Buffet and eat for about 90 minutes and then go home and take a nap, every other day for about six months?[/quote]
Because my GF would hate it if I went all lard-ass on her. Plus, although it’s rarely talked about, the fatter you are the less your penis sticks out. And not just “you can’t see it past your gut.” The lower abdomen protrudes and engulfs it. I’d estimate you lose about an inch for every 2% BF gained. So now you have a smoothed out fat guy with a smaller(relatively) looking package. Not a big deal mechanically speaking, but being aesthically pleasing is half the battle in the sack.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
conorh wrote:
How about you go to Burger King and have two triple stacker combos, then go to the gym and lift heavy shit and then go to the Chinese Buffet and eat for about 90 minutes and then go home and take a nap, every other day for about six months?
Because my GF would hate it if I went all lard-ass on her. Plus, although it’s rarely talked about, the fatter you are the less your penis sticks out. And not just “you can’t see it past your gut.” The lower abdomen protrudes and engulfs it. I’d estimate you lose about an inch for every 2% BF gained. So now you have a smoothed out fat guy with a smaller(relatively) looking package. Not a big deal mechanically speaking, but being aesthically pleasing is half the battle in the sack.[/quote]
Not if the lights are off.
[quote]assbuster wrote:
What are your goals? Do you want to be a body builder, runner or a biker? If you want to be a runner you have the body for it now, so stop you’re there. If you want to be a bodybuilder bulk like a mad dog. You have very little muscle mass. Your best feature is your pecs because at least you can see them, kinda. The rest of you is just skin, tendons and bones.
If you’re girl friend leaves you because your BF goes above 10% then no big loss. I say good riddance if she’s that shallow.
Good luck.
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Bodybuilder for life, assbuster. I’m way bigger and leaner than when I started. By going slow I’ve been able to avoid stretch marks too. I’d hate to scar my body like some of the speed-bulkers I’ve seen.
Really? I thought my best part was the Gunz . . . That’s what everyone over at Lyle’s thinks, anyway. OK, second best part ;).
If she got fat I’d dump her too.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
Because my GF would hate it if I went all lard-ass on her. Plus, although it’s rarely talked about, the fatter you are the less your penis sticks out. And not just “you can’t see it past your gut.” The lower abdomen protrudes and engulfs it. I’d estimate you lose about an inch for every 2% BF gained. So now you have a smoothed out fat guy with a smaller(relatively) looking package. Not a big deal mechanically speaking, but being aesthically pleasing is half the battle in the sack.[/quote]
WOW
[quote]Res Judicata wrote:
Have you read anything on this site? Anything at all? Because if you had, you’d know you were going to get flamed – immediately and intensely. And people would tell you to bulk and shut up about your body fat for a while. And lift heavy, use compound exercises, eat a ton, and come back when you weigh 200#+.
Here’s your alternate universe twin: http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=778473 This guy, people told to cut. But he wouldn’t listen either.
Clean bulking is for endomorphs and FFB (like me). For skinny ectos like you-- Berardi-style massive eating. [/quote]
I prefer Lyle’s methods over speed-bulking. in fact, I owe most of my progress to him
See my other comments about getting too fat. Being a BIG dude in clothes who looks bad naked, has a shorted wee-wee and stretch marks isn’t the look I want.
I can’t tell if you’re joking about the ectomorph thing. That’s so Joe Weider :), I love it.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
Because my GF would hate it if I went all lard-ass on her. Plus, although it’s rarely talked about, the fatter you are the less your penis sticks out. And not just “you can’t see it past your gut.” The lower abdomen protrudes and engulfs it. I’d estimate you lose about an inch for every 2% BF gained. So now you have a smoothed out fat guy with a smaller(relatively) looking package. Not a big deal mechanically speaking, but being aesthically pleasing is half the battle in the sack.[/quote]
I guess you don’t understand the difference between bulking and being a lardass. One doesn’t have to equate to the other. Bulking means adding more muscle mass than fat. The goal is to build muscle but you will add some fat but it doesn’t have to be excessive.
If you’re not willing to accept the advice given here then why even ask the question and post that ridiculous picture?
Regarding the penis size issue…If a few pounds of mass is going to short change you in the pecker department then you are already in trouble. I’m sure that may have more to do with your GF taking a hike than your BF % going up. If that’s all you’re concerned about then you probably deserve each other.
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An comments or suggestions are welcome.
-Mike[/quote]
What the fuck is going on on this board lately? Are you in cahoots with the guy who posted the semi-nude weirdo in the “Life isn’t fair” thread? PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!