Bulk, Cut, Or Just Slit My Throat?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.

I’m eating here! Damn you!

Where exactly does one find panties in size “holy shit”?[/quote]

I don’t know, but having them that big makes it difficult to find the sweet spot when trying to sniff them.

Sometimes I like a challenge though.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.

I’m eating her! Damn you![/quote]

Damn, usually people would want to keep something like that a secret, but more power to ya.

Big girls need lovin’ too.

FOCUS PEOPLE!!!

How’s my back look?

Your crappy posture accentuates your love handles, could you possibly throw your shoulders a little more forward? Maybe that ass-clown speedo would help “tie everything together”…Tool!

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
FOCUS PEOPLE!!!

How’s my back look?[/quote]

If you put an ass gasket around your neck we might get somewhere.

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
FOCUS PEOPLE!!!
[/quote]

OK… I hate the blue trim.

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:

Big girls need lovin’ too.[/quote]

… they just gotta PAY.

Why are you asking if you should cut…your bf is low enough now. Unless you’re happy with your size and want to get shredded…what the hell is the point of this thread?

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Classic!

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.

I’m eating here! Damn you!

Where exactly does one find panties in size “holy shit”?

I don’t know, but having them that big makes it difficult to find the sweet spot when trying to sniff them.

Sometimes I like a challenge though.[/quote]

You’re one of those creepy guys at Victoria’s Secret that walks around sniffing panties. That’s not only weird, but it is also very gross. You should be ashamed of yourself. By the way, sometimes I go to Victoria’s Secret after a full day of burritos and try on all the panties. Enjoy!


It takes a real man to wear a red speedo, a bow tie, wrist cuffs and besides…the chicks dig me.

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
It takes a real man to wear a red speedo, a bow tie, wrist cuffs and besides…the chicks dig me.
[/quote]

Right!! Chick… are you dream’n. A bikini top does not qualify someone as being a chick. I think you better look again, With man hands and an adam’s apple, the only thing that looks female on her?? is the puss gut that she?? wasn’t able to suck in.

[quote]Coldiron wrote:

Right!! Chick… are you dream’n. A bikini top does not qualify someone as being a chick. I think you better look again, With man hands and an adam’s apple, the only thing that looks female on her?? is the puss gut that she?? wasn’t able to suck in. [/quote]

Indeed. That “chick” is about as feminine as my external genitalia…

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
It takes a real man to wear a red speedo, a bow tie, wrist cuffs and besides…the chicks dig me.
[/quote]

Nothing says gay like a drag queen and a wannabe.

[quote]Blood is Metal wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:

Big girls need lovin’ too.

… they just gotta PAY.[/quote]

Giggity-giggity.

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
It takes a REALLY gay man to wear a red speedo, a bow tie, wrist cuffs and besides…the chicks dig me.
[/quote]

Yup, he nailed it.

[quote]pbody03 wrote:
batbabe40 wrote:
It takes a real man to wear a red speedo, a bow tie, wrist cuffs and besides…the chicks dig me.

Nothing says gay like a drag queen and a wannabe.[/quote]

yikes!

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Coldiron wrote:

Right!! Chick… are you dream’n. A bikini top does not qualify someone as being a chick. I think you better look again, With man hands and an adam’s apple, the only thing that looks female on her?? is the puss gut that she?? wasn’t able to suck in.

Indeed. That “chick” is about as feminine as my external genitalia…[/quote]

YIKES!!!

He also can’t eat Kashi Go Lean. OMG…you just don’t want to know.

Loser

[quote]kadoodle wrote:
He also can’t eat Kashi Go Lean. OMG…you just don’t want to know.

Loser[/quote]

Perhaps not, but I can eat Fruit Loops. I bet you can’t eat Fruit Loops and still look this fresh.