Bulk, Cut, Or Just Slit My Throat?

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
batbabe40 wrote:
" OK, this is me:

Kevin, Kev, *&%^)head, whatever :wink:

going on first impressions here, Iā€™ll call you *&%^head.

This is my 3rd challenge in just over a year, and itā€™s going to be my most successful yet. I"m gong to be chosen as a 2006 Champion, Iā€™m just not sure at tis point if it will be for my earlier challenge, or this one.

Ok. Is this a title you bestow on yourself or is it a real contest against others? If the latter, what makes you so confident (as if I care)?

Iā€™m 34, divorced, recently replanted in Texas with a new job, and things are going much better than they were when I did my last one. I have 3 dogs (All Boxers) that are my kids.

Does T-Nation strike you as a gay dating service? Iā€™m not sure what this has to do with anything in this whole thread.

Iā€™m currently 170lbs, 12.0% bf (according to the BFL website). Iā€™m probably in better shape than at least 90% of the guys my age.

Good for you, welcome to the club (BFD)

I was never more fit thanI was in May of this year

You know, May has always been my favorite month. Whatā€™s that? You donā€™t care? Oh, now you know how we feel.

In Sept or Oct 2007, I will be breaking the Guinness World Record for most Pull-Ups in an hour. Iā€™ll keep you updated on that. I start training specifically for that on July 2007.

That is a phenomenal aspiration. It seems to me though that it would take more than 2-3 months to specifically train for that.

My pictures are up!

Oh goody, goody gosh!

Feel free to emil me or PM me, or send me a message on YM, name there is kmachate.

About what?

Iā€™ve posted some pictures

Yeah, you said that already.

but what I really wanna know isā€¦

Is the bathroom decor in here too masculine for me?

Is this a trick question? A pink bathroom is too masculine for you if youā€™re one of the ā€œstudsā€ in the cruise pic.

DB

P.S. HAARRRRRR!!!
[/quote]

HAHA! Well disected.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Iā€™m going out on a limb hereā€¦[/quote]

Thatā€™s no limbā€¦Thatā€™s a lead pipe lock.

LOL

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Me thinks.

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You obviously donā€™t want to spend a great deal of time gazing at the gay cabana boys so Iā€™ll point Kevin out to you. Heā€™s the shortest gay peckerhead there, 3rd teabagger from the left.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
batbabe40 wrote:
" OK, this is me:

Kevin, Kev, *&%^)head, whatever :wink:

going on first impressions here, Iā€™ll call you *&%^head.

This is my 3rd challenge in just over a year, and itā€™s going to be my most successful yet. I"m gong to be chosen as a 2006 Champion, Iā€™m just not sure at tis point if it will be for my earlier challenge, or this one.

Ok. Is this a title you bestow on yourself or is it a real contest against others? If the latter, what makes you so confident (as if I care)?

Iā€™m 34, divorced, recently replanted in Texas with a new job, and things are going much better than they were when I did my last one. I have 3 dogs (All Boxers) that are my kids.

Does T-Nation strike you as a gay dating service? Iā€™m not sure what this has to do with anything in this whole thread.

Iā€™m currently 170lbs, 12.0% bf (according to the BFL website). Iā€™m probably in better shape than at least 90% of the guys my age.

Good for you, welcome to the club (BFD)

I was never more fit thanI was in May of this year

You know, May has always been my favorite month. Whatā€™s that? You donā€™t care? Oh, now you know how we feel.

In Sept or Oct 2007, I will be breaking the Guinness World Record for most Pull-Ups in an hour. Iā€™ll keep you updated on that. I start training specifically for that on July 2007.

That is a phenomenal aspiration. It seems to me though that it would take more than 2-3 months to specifically train for that.

My pictures are up!

Oh goody, goody gosh!

Feel free to emil me or PM me, or send me a message on YM, name there is kmachate.

About what?

Iā€™ve posted some pictures

Yeah, you said that already.

but what I really wanna know isā€¦

Is the bathroom decor in here too masculine for me?

Is this a trick question? A pink bathroom is too masculine for you if youā€™re one of the ā€œstudsā€ in the cruise pic.

DB

P.S. HAARRRRRR!!!
[/quote]

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So is this thread for real? I canā€™t tell.

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hahahaā€¦what an asshole!

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[quote]analog_kid wrote:
So is this thread for real? I canā€™t tell.[/quote]

Oh its for real. You gotta read some of this guyā€™s shit. Nobody makes this stuff up. Just check out the first pic. I know it LOOKS like a gay cruise but this one time only, its not.

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"Sometime prior to my 36th birthday (October 2007), I will break the Guiness Book of World Records record for most pull-ups in an hour.

As of right now (Iā€™m pretty sure, based on what I read, but if you have a 2006 book, please correct meā€¦) that the record is 644. Thereā€™s a guy that claims he did 707, but it wasnā€™t official, so I need to set a goal of 750.

Iā€™ll beat this record, or pass out trying.

You have my word on that."

OH AND MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!..

" www.CFL-Cabana-Boys.com !!!

I went ahead and reserved the domain name, even though we have no site or content to speak ofā€¦

It will happen, eventuallyā€¦ :wink: "

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If youā€™re gonna get your package that close to another dudesā€™ dumper and the words poo written on the wall, you gotta go Henry the VIII.

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[quote]Flower217 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
So is this thread for real? I canā€™t tell.

Oh its for real. You gotta read some of this guyā€™s shit. Nobody makes this stuff up. Just check out the first pic. I know it LOOKS like a gay cruise but this one time only, its not.[/quote]

I have seen this guys rants at other sites such as BBing.com he was also a feature over there. Enough said.

Oh no this guy is for real.

Why would someone take a picture of themselves in a red speedo and pose like that? On the internet? Thats just asking for it.

BTW DB loved the dissection.

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[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
"Sometime prior to my 36th birthday (October 2007), I will break the Guiness Book of World Records record for most pull-ups in an hour.

As of right now (Iā€™m pretty sure, based on what I read, but if you have a 2006 book, please correct meā€¦) that the record is 644. Thereā€™s a guy that claims he did 707, but it wasnā€™t official, so I need to set a goal of 750.

Iā€™ll beat this record, or pass out trying.

You have my word on that."

OH AND MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!..

" www.CFL-Cabana-Boys.com !!!

I went ahead and reserved the domain name, even though we have no site or content to speak ofā€¦

It will happen, eventuallyā€¦ :wink: "[/quote]

Looking good!

bahahahahaha bahahahaha

bahahahahaha bahahahaha

bahahahahaha bahahahaha

bahahahahaha bahahahaha

bahahahahaha bahahahaha

Reallyā€¦looking good.

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This is a confusing thread. It seems like we are witnessing a troll by association?

Anyone else confused?

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Can I add you to my other thread ā€œWhereā€™s Balbosā€ā€¦ ya know the ā€œTroll Hall of Shameā€? And I want to change your name to Mr.Pullupsā€¦ O.K. Studly-Mcspeedo?

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You guys are not being very supportive

Perhaps you need a better shot from a better angle???

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Iā€™m really liking Studly McSpeedo.

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You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.

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[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
You guys are not being very supportive

Perhaps you need a better shot from a better angle???[/quote]

It would probably be diferent if he were holding the shoulder portion of an elk that he had just ripped from its body- bare handed, but as it stands these pics are just gay.

As for better shots from a better angle-
How about the chick from your avatar? Maybe her, peeking out from behind a fridge door, looking realy mischeivous while sneaking down a coconut cream pie and a couple litres of diet pepsi?

That would be hot!

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[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.[/quote]

Iā€™m eating here! Damn you!

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.

Iā€™m eating here! Damn you![/quote]

Where exactly does one find panties in size ā€œholy shitā€?

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[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
You looked better in your avatar, before you lost the weight.[/quote]

Shit. Now TestOnly is going to join this thread.