Brokeback Self Test

Sometimes I wish I were gay because if I could find a bear like me then I’ve just doubled my wardrobe.

Or you know 9 different ways to describe man love.

WOW! I’m really lucky to have come across this.

I’m also a queer, and a liar.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sometimes I wish I were gay because if I could find a bear like me then I’ve just doubled my wardrobe.[/quote]

…or a bisexual crossdresser. Then you’d have tripled your wardrobe. The possibilities could be endless!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sometimes I wish I were gay because if I could find a bear like me then I’ve just doubled my wardrobe.[/quote]

…or a bisexual crossdresser. Then you’d have tripled your wardrobe. The possibilities could be endless![/quote]
True, but I think I’d stick to just being gay and not getting all greedy.
Besides, gay guys are behind each other 100% and they stick together.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sometimes I wish I were gay because if I could find a bear like me then I’ve just doubled my wardrobe.[/quote]

…or a bisexual crossdresser. Then you’d have tripled your wardrobe. The possibilities could be endless![/quote]
True, but I think I’d stick to just being gay and not getting all greedy.
Besides, gay guys are behind each other 100% and they stick together.
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LOL!

[quote]storey420 wrote:

  1. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.

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You don’t use your other hand to beat off? That’s just weird.

[quote]storey420 wrote:
mon-frere, vous c’est le Gay, oui?
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I didn’t lol until I reached this part.

Red
Blue
Green
Yellow
Orange
Brown
Purple
Pink

Oh jebus I must be uber ghey!!

OP that was pretty funny…but not nearly as funny as Nards…Stick together you know…

I find this article much more applicable though…