Brokeback Self Test

It’s okay to be who you are man. No one will think any less of you.

[quote]Malevolence wrote:
It’s okay to be who you are man. No one will think any less of you.[/quote]

I will.

it’s official.

i’m brokeback.

send your girlfriend over so we can talk about it.

This has been posted no less than a thousand times.

Does anyone else find it to be a sad commentary that ‘apparently’ to be considered manly one must be uncultured, uncouth, slovenly and a cat hater? What happened to the idea of the Reniassance man? The complete man who could cook, name as many desserts as he wanted and still slice you up in a sword fight afterwards? I miss that ideal.

[quote]Mwschwab wrote:
Does anyone else find it to be a sad commentary that ‘apparently’ to be considered manly one must be uncultured, uncouth, slovenly and a cat hater? What happened to the idea of the Reniassance man? The complete man who could cook, name as many desserts as he wanted and still slice you up in a sword fight afterwards? I miss that ideal.[/quote]

I see you’re from California. I’ll bet San Fransisco. Did you just describe your boyfriend or your ideal mate?

Funny as hell post, but I don’t necessarily agree with all these definitions of what it means to be ‘a man’. If it means you have to be one of those typical macho, beer-swilling, redneck assholes, then I don’t want to be one.

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7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune a meat whistle. [/quote]

So I guess all professional sports car and Formula One drivers are all gay, since they drive with correct form, putting both hands on the wheel?

And I love my cat.

by that logic methinks bb’s would all be squirming rite nw, u kno that oiling up , dieting , actually most of them wuld be above 35 the olympia crowd, and yet ripped as hell.
not a real good self test. and i wanto ask finally wats so wrong w being gay? i dontt think T-Nation is anti-gay now is it?

and btw the ultimate MAN 's man don vito corleone,he had a cat.
perhaps u do not realise cat is the descendent of the bigger cats, lion tiger, all v macho.
and u mite have not yet seen how athletic a cat can really be how agile and cruel and a prefect hunter.
pound for pound any cat can really whoop any dogs ass.

Way to dredge, Indian Chuck Lidell…

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Way to dredge, Indian Chuck Lidell…[/quote]

2006… christ

You’ve got 19 posts. I suggest starting over.

[quote]aniket geete wrote:
i dontt think T-Nation is anti-gay now is it? [/quote]
No, you’re good dude.

come on man

[quote]storey420 wrote:
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or pi*s in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
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If you cannot write PISS properly because you’re afraid some might take offense, or if you generally try to soften four-letter words with “funny” characters like *, or $ - congratulations!

The space buttpirates have promoted you to captain!
Tradition demands that you now prepare Uranus for boarding.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:

[quote]storey420 wrote:
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or pi*s in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
[/quote]
If you cannot write PISS properly because you’re afraid some might take offense, or if you generally try to soften four-letter words with “funny” characters like *, or $ - congratulations!

The space buttpirates have promoted you to captain!
Tradition demands that you now prepare Uranus for boarding.[/quote]

Semi related hilarious quote:

“Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.”

Winston Churchill

The true gay test is to have sex with a man for a couple of hours, doing all the wacky stuff he can come up with (find a gay man for this) then later think about whether you enjoyed it or not.

It took me a couple of times, but nope, not gay.

[quote]Nards wrote:
The true gay test is to have sex with a man for a couple of hours, doing all the wacky stuff he can come up with (find a gay man for this) then later think about whether you enjoyed it or not.

It took me a couple of times, but nope, not gay.[/quote]

LOL!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
The true gay test is to have sex with a man for a couple of hours, doing all the wacky stuff he can come up with (find a gay man for this) then later think about whether you enjoyed it or not.

It took me a couple of times, but nope, not gay.[/quote]

LOL![/quote]

x2 LOL!!!

Good, funny post, regardless of how many times posted. It made me laugh and lowered my blood pressure. I thank you, my woman thanks you, my kids thank you, my doctor…probably doesn’t give a shit. Oh well. Thanks.