Go back to Minas Morgul and smoke some pipe weed.
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.Tub of 0% fat greek yoghurt. Mix in some maple syrup for taste. Mostly protein and can be prepared in like 10 seconds
I applaud the appetite suppressing effect of giving the viewer motion sickness, so that they’ll eat a light breakfast. But the scrambled eggs with brisket finale was also wonderful.
Yeah, I’m not good at this.
But everything was delicious.
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That’s alright. I can buy a tripod for cheap. A chef is not so easy to come by.
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From certain foods, I meant certain fruits which you could have for breakfast and also you could go for smoothies, pancakes, eggless muffins and much more.
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Is this like a retarded ChatGPT?
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Please name them.
This is a Turing Test.
I have this for dessert, but always go for the full fat, plain version of greek yogurt. I mix in some honey, raw cacao, and a scoop of vanilla whey. So good, and about 40-50 grams of protein.
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Eassssssyyyyy Smeagol…
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“Gollum’s diet is extremely limited, consisting only of raw fish. Vitamin B-12 deficiency may cause irritability, delusions, and paranoia. His reduced appetite and loss of hair and weight may be associated with iron deficiency anaemia. He is hypervigilant and does not seem to need much sleep. This, accompanied by his bulging eyes and weight loss, suggests hyperthyroidism. Gollum’s dislike of sunlight may be due to the photosensitivity of porphyria. Attacks may be induced by starvation and accompanied by paranoid psychosis.”
So someone actually analized this
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I’m sure the Smeagol backstory coming out will be a CGI pos
You didn’t hear?? Finding Smeagol. I kid you not.
Fuckbeans. I’m going to have to hate watch it now that I know about it.
My wife banned the rings of power from the bedroom because I kept getting angry about lore inconsistency, and she just thought the coustumes were pretty.
That series is a pile of shit
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I’m pissed that it was supposed to be the next Game of Thrones - which you could do with the source material. It could be bleak as fuck. Morgoth and Fingolin? Yes please!
Instead it was some watered down version of the hunger games. And all the casting is shit - Sauron is an emo pussy and all the elves look like they wandered out of a middle earth Alabama truck stop while they got used wigs from a dumpster behind a gay bar.
All around awful