Brand new diet

I got Dr. Phill’s Protein bars today - that guy knows his stuff!!! I mean, he focuses on the psychological portion o losing weight, and quite honestly that IS the key. Atkins insisted that to lose weight you need to lose the carbs. However, the mind controls the body. Wanna lsoe some weight? Just believe you can. I do. You achieve what you believe. Maybe T-Mag can get Dr Phill to become a contributor? I believe he can.

Anywho, I got his book and will be following his diddly diet plan pronto. Keep posted on Phill’s show - I’ll be the guy with man tits crying his heart out because Im so damn fat, while eating foods like fudge and ice cream. Whoops diddily doo!! Anywho, food does nothing to you. Only the mind will heal, and you heal when you believe. Today will be a changing day for me. Im ready.

GRIN

Thought the forums needed a little lightening up. Ill be expecting the flames inside - I mean, there is a fine line between humor and scare… I might have crossed it.

Dr Phil needs to have his penis reattached. Maybe all he needs to do is believe he has a penis, and manhood will be bestowed upon him, I dunno.
I wish I could afford to spend my times in the audience. I’d be the guy in the front row bitch slapping the guests everytime they cry and whine about being fat while munching on a bag of doritos and a bowl of Oreo Ice-cream.

Hahaha that’s the funniest shit i read on tmag since the carb roundtable with Jared the sub guy :smiley:

Having a penis re-attached implies that one once was attached…

However, I think it would be a futile gesture unless he were to have the testicles also re-attached.

I like watching him tell people to smarten up and take responsibility for their actions, but he’s crossed a serious line here with this new diet shit of his. He’s gone from being pragmatic to being an idiot and dismissable.

reattach it to his forehead, that would rule.

i actually used to think dr. phil offered some pretty sound advice but after this diet thing i lost all respect for him.

munching on oreos and ice cream like a pig

Boo-waaaaah, I can stop eating…

…seriously folks. You dont say. You mean to have us believe you cannot control your hand moving from the oreo bag to your mouth?

I try not to disrespect those different from me, but in all honesty, there is a limit you cannot cross to earn my respect. Cant stop eating? huh, try controling your hand. I do it all the fuckin time and force feed myself old fashioned oatmeal - 2 cooked cups of it - down my throat along with 1-2 cans of raw tuna with just a little itty bit of mayonaise (cant have too much fat).

I do that every single day, at each and every meal. And YOU mean to tell me you cant control your fuckin hand for one lousy meal.

You know what the issue is here? Its not bad genetics. No no no. Its lack of discipline. All of us here, we’re tall and short and big and small, we come in all sizes and shapes with different proportions of muscle fibers, different metabolisms. Most of us will never reach the levels of Coleman (and wouldnt want to if we could by the way).

BUT ONE thing we do have in common is this:

We ALL have the self-discipline to control what goes in our mouths. I cant recall the last time I had pizza, mostly because Im very well disciplined in these matters. I could have a slice today and still be able to go for another 3 months without it as well if I wanted.
We eat for performance and results and strength. Not for taste.

These people are gluttons because they cannot whip themselves with discipline.
We all have our little voices in our heads. Those of us who are disciplined likely whip themselves into shape immediately as their little voice starts yelling Drill-sergeant-like. Gluttons probably have a pussy voice that goes ‘______’ (blank). Seriously.