I've been in this lovely hobby for over a decade now and have tried every routine, tip, bit of 'sound' advice, etc. that has ever seen the light of day.
I have also spent a considerable amount of those years educating myself on the subject, both professionally as well as through the ‘citizen scientist’ internship (not an actual certifier for those who haven’t read Dr. Leary’s work).
I have never asked for help on any public forum to date, due to my stubbornness to do things for myself…HOWEVER…I actually think I may need help and this site is the only place where the truly educated come to ponder the wonder that is the game of iron and so here will be my first attempt at ‘outside’ help.
Recently, I’ve decided that I’m sick and fucking tired of being between 155 and 175 lbs, performing every type of exercise known to man, in every angle, with every type of implement, ON EVERY SURFACE.
I’ve never made a concerted effort to gain mass…EVER.
Anyway, here’s my plead:
Help me stay focused…someone…anyone…please help me stick with ONE FUCKING PROGRAM for more than two weeks at a time. I can’t tell you how many times, I’ve attempted some form of mass building and got bored doing the same routine for more than five or six sessions.
But it has to stop…damnit, my wife wants me to get hyoooooge, so I’ll be a good little husband and as TC puts it, do what I’m supposed to do. (I also get alot of shit at work for being so small and I’m sick and tired of hearing, “why don’t you work out and get bigger.” Then I have to justify to some non-lifter why I’ve spent my whole career working up my big three at such a low bodyweight…but it’s like talking with a carrot.)
So, I need your help…advice, daily correspondence, a verbal or written ass chewing…or any else you fucking studs and studettes can think of.
When I’m over 200, I will send you all a dollar…ok, some homemade porn and a bag of cheetos, but that’s just as awesome right?
P.S. Food is NOT the problem, I eat more than many of my friends three and four person families.