Boot Nutrition

I’ve been watching a lot of cartoons recently and I’m beginning to get more and more curious about something. In these cartoons, the old hobos are always boiling their boots and eating some boot soup. So what I’m going to do is replicate this feat tonight and report back to you.

If there are any nutritionist or dieticians that can help me out with protein contents and possible dog feces-borne pathogens, I would greatly appreciate it. T-minus 2 hours…

Maybe the boot will make you funny.

[quote]HugeMutha wrote:
I’ve been watching a lot of cartoons recently and I’m beginning to get more and more curious about something. In these cartoons, the old hobos are always boiling their boots and eating some boot soup. So what I’m going to do is replicate this feat tonight and report back to you.

If there are any nutritionist or dieticians that can help me out with protein contents and possible dog feces-borne pathogens, I would greatly appreciate it. T-minus 2 hours…[/quote]

HAHA, you’re out there man. I think the boiling will kill any germs. Funny guy.

To give you the general idea of what kind of flavor we’re going to be dealing with, here is a picture of my unclad foot.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
Maybe the boot will make you funny.[/quote]

I’m sorry I didn’t call you back. I miss you. >;)

[quote]harris447 wrote:
Maybe the boot will make you funny.[/quote]

That fuckin made me laugh.

I think you should boil a shoe while holding it, for the multiple advantages:

  1. Delicious shoup.

  2. You’ll know your bodyfat to a high degree of precision.

  3. Can’t type for months while hands are healing.

[quote]HugeMutha wrote:
To give you the general idea of what kind of flavor we’re going to be dealing with, here is a picture of my unclad foot.[/quote]

Sweet, what kinda jam production do you get outta them?

Sorry guys, I got a little carried away. It seems that I actually started to boil my grandmother’s loafers by accident. The noble experiment will have to wait. I apologize.


I do have one question for the other posters. Why, I say, why are almost all of the responses on this thread by Canadians? Cadadian + Eating Boots = ?

your dum

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
your dum[/quote]

You mean you’re as in, “You are…” right?

You mean dumb as in, “You’re dumb” right?

Seriously, your dum.

HAHAH ur so funny…wait im not done hahhahhhahah.

TURD

[quote]HugeMutha wrote:
I do have one question for the other posters. Why, I say, why are almost all of the responses on this thread by Canadians? Cadadian + Eating Boots = ? [/quote]

Well it’s because we Canadians value our boots, seeing as how we live in igloos and ride reindeer into to town to pick up moose meat and trade beaver pelts. We know boots. Plus we have slightly warped sense of humour, blame that on the frenchies, all that GD poutine. Good for bulking though,mmmmm.

[quote]X-Factor wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Maybe the boot will make you funny.

That fuckin made me laugh.[/quote]

That fuckin made me laugh, too.

I don’t mean it made me “LOL”. People type that even when they haven’t Laughed Out Loud at all.

No, it made me actually laugh. And since it’s Friday, and around 9pm, I almost had rum and coke come out of my nose.

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
your dum[/quote]

no he aint, yore the dum won!

They must have been eliteballa’s ancestors.

[quote]HugeMutha wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
your dum

You mean you’re as in, “You are…” right?

You mean dumb as in, “You’re dumb” right?

Seriously, your dum.[/quote]

The fact that you didn’t get the obvious sarcasm proved my point. LOL
Ahhhahahahahaha, ahhhhahahahahahahahah

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
HugeMutha wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
your dum

You mean you’re as in, “You are…” right?

You mean dumb as in, “You’re dumb” right?

Seriously, your dum.

The fact that you didn’t get the obvious sarcasm proved my point. LOL
Ahhhahahahahaha, ahhhhahahahahahahahah[/quote]

I love you

[quote]HugeMutha wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
HugeMutha wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
your dum

You mean you’re as in, “You are…” right?

You mean dumb as in, “You’re dumb” right?

Seriously, your dum.

The fact that you didn’t get the obvious sarcasm proved my point. LOL
Ahhhahahahahaha, ahhhhahahahahahahahah

I love you[/quote]

Awwe, this is almost as magical as the time you confessed your love to me under the stars that one wild and crazy night.

And I thought it was just the alcohol talking.

I wish I could quit you.