I just saw an informercial for a “Body-by-Jake” “butt-thigh-squat-rubber-band” thingy. Irregardless as to what you think of the device, the MARKETING was UNBELIEVABLE! There were some of the cutest butts this side of Amy, Timea and the Honey’s in TC’s Gym (by the way, TC, what and where IS that babe-a-licious gym of yours?)There was this Mamba/Cha-Cha dance team with bods that would put most of us to shame, and of course, the obligatory “call in 6 minutes, and you ONLY pay five payments!”
They almost had me pull the old VISA out, but that little “T-Mag” voice kept saying “don’t do it… don’t do it…squats…it’s your DIET, stupid…”
We all know that the bodies on that commercial didn’t come about because of Jake’s rubber-band/butt thing, but the marketing was amazing! Ain’t America GRAND!!!