Boast Thread

[quote]Makavali wrote:
I realised I’ve been overspending on supplements. Actually, that’s not boasting material.

I boned two chicks last Friday.[/quote]

Really, It must really hard boning chicks, I have enough trouble boning fully grown chickens, in saying that though its easier than boning fish.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I realised I’ve been overspending on supplements. Actually, that’s not boasting material.

I boned two chicks last Friday.

Really, It must really hard boning chicks, I have enough trouble boning fully grown chickens, in saying that though its easier than boning fish.

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Boning Jellyfish, now that would be impressive.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

Waaay back when while I was a teen I:

Got Arnold to autograph a painting I made of him.

Won a 2nd place powerlifting trophy

Benched 250 when I weighed 125

Had a one-night stand with a top 40 female singing star (this was in the early 80s). :slight_smile: lol

[quote]Love2Lift wrote:

Had a one-night stand with a top 40 female singing star (this was in the early 80s). :slight_smile: lol[/quote]

So, was it Juice Newton, Joan Jett, Bunny Tyler, Kim Carnes? Maybe it was Pat Benatar, Madonna or Deborah Harry? No, lemme guess - Cyndi Lauper! Don’t even tell us you banged Nancy Wilson from Heart. She was hot as shit back then.

Why didn’t mention you also sang lead in GnR and then flipped out and wrecked the best band ever.

DB