[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
It might not all be a loss, today puts you one day closer to your testicles descending.[/quote]
Best post.
Good grief. OP: Bit of trivia, the T in T-Nation stands for TESTOSTERONE.Can we stop treating this site like it’s a high-schooler’s Facebook page? You’re old enough to have graduated from college. This birthday might be a good time to start acting like it.
[quote]Christine wrote:
My niece just turned six. Had way more presents than was appropriate for a birthday. After she opened the last present, she burst out in tears because she didn’t get some doll furniture that she wanted. Reminds me of the OP.
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X2
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
My niece just turned six. Had way more presents than was appropriate for a birthday. After she opened the last present, she burst out in tears because she didn’t get some doll furniture that she wanted. Reminds me of the OP.
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See, we can be polar opposites and still find common ground.
Birthday
Plans a pseudo-date with girl he is “trying” to talk to instead of telling her his boys are taking him out on the town for the night.
Stay beta, bro.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Birthday
Plans a pseudo-date with girl he is “trying” to talk to instead of telling her his boys are taking him out on the town for the night.
Stay beta, bro.[/quote]
Maybe he doesn’t have friends?
[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
Birthday
Plans a pseudo-date with girl he is “trying” to talk to instead of telling her his boys are taking him out on the town for the night.
Stay beta, bro.[/quote]
Maybe he doesn’t have friends?[/quote]
Maybe.
But, even then, at least PRETEND you’ve got something going on in your life.
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
Birthday
Plans a pseudo-date with girl he is “trying” to talk to instead of telling her his boys are taking him out on the town for the night.
Stay beta, bro.[/quote]
Maybe he doesn’t have friends?[/quote]
Maybe.
But, even then, at least PRETEND you’ve got something going on in your life.
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He may have been shooting for a pity fuck. He seems to be under the impression that people give a shit about him having a bad day, so its possible he tried to play that angle.
CargoCapable = HoustonGuy?
[quote]anonym wrote:
Birthday
Plans a pseudo-date with girl he is “trying” to talk to instead of telling her his boys are taking him out on the town for the night.
Stay beta, bro.[/quote]
Mo’ beta, Mo’ blues…
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
CargoCapable = HoustonGuy = ?? = ?? = ??[/quote]
Equation’s a bit more complex than that.
Just get deployed to Afghanistan, dig ditches and get shot at by goatfuckers every day for 6 months in 110 degree heat and then tell us if you still think sally not giving you a handjob constitutes a shitty day
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
My niece just turned six. Had way more presents than was appropriate for a birthday. After she opened the last present, she burst out in tears because she didn’t get some doll furniture that she wanted. Reminds me of the OP.
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See, we can be polar opposites and still find common ground.[/quote]
On this subject, I got your back.
I’ll admit I did think you were orion until you posted a response, lol.
Just think, people have had shittier, should make you feel better.
My 18th for example, I spent it completely by myself staring at my PC and had no friends to go out and partay with.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who gives a shit about birthdays once you’re past age 16?
It’s not like you accomplished anything having to do with being born.
It’s embarrassing when someone acknowledges your birthday, or makes a big deal about it.[/quote]
They do tend to lose the magic, until you stop having them.
Personally I am looking forward to turning fifty this year. Something satisfying in doing things that many people half my age suck at.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who gives a shit about birthdays once you’re past age 16?
It’s not like you accomplished anything having to do with being born.
It’s embarrassing when someone acknowledges your birthday, or makes a big deal about it.[/quote]
They do tend to lose the magic, until you stop having them.
Personally I am looking forward to turning fifty this year. Something satisfying in doing things that many people half my age suck at.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
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I bet you smell so bad.
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Just get deployed to Afghanistan, dig ditches and get shot at by goatfuckers every day for 6 months in 110 degree heat and then tell us if you still think sally not giving you a handjob constitutes a shitty day[/quote]
This. I spent my birthday in the stan this year, taking incomming and smoking black and milds. Couldn’t even find any goddamn near-beer.
I’m sorry about your birthday, though, OP. Never let anyone else’s struggle belittle your own. Suffering is not a contest.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who gives a shit about birthdays once you’re past age 16?
It’s not like you accomplished anything having to do with being born.
It’s embarrassing when someone acknowledges your birthday, or makes a big deal about it.[/quote]
They do tend to lose the magic, until you stop having them.
Personally I am looking forward to turning fifty this year. Something satisfying in doing things that many people half my age suck at.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
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I bet you smell so bad.
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Says the undead guy who grapples with other sweaty men.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who gives a shit about birthdays once you’re past age 16?
It’s not like you accomplished anything having to do with being born.
It’s embarrassing when someone acknowledges your birthday, or makes a big deal about it.[/quote]
They do tend to lose the magic, until you stop having them.
Personally I am looking forward to turning fifty this year. Something satisfying in doing things that many people half my age suck at.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
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HEY! I’ll turn 50 as well!
But I just want the day to pass unnoticed by anyone.
And yes, I’ll be sitting on my porch with the garden hose ready for the trespassing punks.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who gives a shit about birthdays once you’re past age 16?
It’s not like you accomplished anything having to do with being born.
It’s embarrassing when someone acknowledges your birthday, or makes a big deal about it.[/quote]
They do tend to lose the magic, until you stop having them.
Personally I am looking forward to turning fifty this year. Something satisfying in doing things that many people half my age suck at.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
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I bet you smell so bad.
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Says the undead guy who grapples with other sweaty men.[/quote]
I smell like strawberry baby oil.