Bikini Prep: Road to Vegas

Yes he is.

One of great magnitude.

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Hahahaha this was awesome. Its still there, I think its getting better or maybe its a tumor.

Supposedly no but my lower back been shit for a while now.

Friday Night Biceps
EZ Curls
Rev Pec Dec

I am still trying to figure out a schedule that works for me so I tried going in after work but I was starving and exhausted so that was the workout.

Poker has been going really well though so that is a relief. It is incredibly likely that the Wife and I relocate which sucks because we both really like living with her family, then again loud sex will be nice to have again.

Roids: They are definitely in the gym. I have not personally seen vials or bottles but they seem very present inside the bodies I am looking at. My sleep has become real shit over this last week so temptation is there to ask.

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Monday Legs ish
Sleds
Back Ext
Quad Ext

Short, sweet but it worked.

Really funny hand. Just the details but essentially 3 way all in I have 66 on 642 rainbow flop. I am against 22 and A4o so I have 94% equity in the pot. Comes running 53 for us to all chop with a straight.

Another fun one. Saturday 10am I am seated behind a guy making it $50 every hand with out seeing his cards. He had been drinking Tequila and Lemonade all night and was having a ton of fun and actually causing some damage on the table. Eventually I get pocket tens so I limp, he makes it 50 I go all in for $690, he now looks at his cards, and calls. He has 82s (he has ~15% equity). I win. Dont feel bad for him, he had a track suit pocket filled with 1k chips. Not sure if he was a plastic surgeon or music producer but poker was very glad to have him that morning.

Also hit the dispensary today and bought some edibles so lets see how that goes, later. Right now its nap time then work.

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Tuesday Boobies
Incline Bench
5 at 225
3x10 at 135
Pec Dec
Lateral Raises
V-Bar triceps cable

Wednesday Back
Pullups 3x10
Uni Lat Down Machine
EZ Curls

Yea i thought my new work strategy would give me more time to be in here and other things but the dispensary had other plans…

LOL truth. I have been sleeping a ton better last couple nights but I lost half of Tuesday to stand up on Youtube.

Vegas Diversity Most of us think of a different culture as people who go to a different church or put raisons in places they dont belong (their only appropriate place is the last thing we eat in the trail mix after all the peanuts and M&Ms are gone). In Vegas it is next level. I see people eating incredibly authentic cuisine (not of this continent) in their tuberwares. And pretty sure English is Vegas’s 2nd language. 1st being about 7 other ones.

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Non Binary so went into planet fitness for my 1st workout there. I left my bag, hoodie and phone in a locker and did my workout. Went back to get my stuff and realized I left my stuff in the women’s locker room. Nobody was there when I walked in and despite the locker rooms being very clearly labeled oops. Luckily I signed up as non binary LOL i did but because a few more non binary in the stats will be good not because I wanted to use the women’s locker room.

Any ways did legs. Did upper body last Monday and arms last Tuesday. Hopefully this week i get a bit more consistent. Big things coming for me soon but i don’t want to jinx anything so until confirmed :speak_no_evil:

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Upper Stuff
I trained, um Dum OHP 75s for a 2x10 and some other stuff.

Training and recovery are real bad. I am small and fat. My skin is dry AF too. My hormone levels have to be like -200. Any who, I trained, then played 8 hours of mostly frustrating poker but I really shouldnt complain as it was a good day by any normal (non poker) metric. It was exhausting though and being starving for most of it probably didnt help.

Bachelor Masterpiece Breakfast Sausage, chicken thigh, New York Strip scrambled with Eggs on a bed of Yams topped with Doritos so suck it Wolfgang Puck and your stupid Spago. I was hungry AF. Now I am fat AF.

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Legs, ish
Bunch of machines, actually logging in between sets to save time.

Benefits of Negative Hormone Levels
Body hair growth seemed to stop
Nails too
Skin is so dry it’s cracking and rough around my knuckles.

Cons
Fat loss is also in the negative.
Muscle retention in the negative
Sleep sucks, mood has been fine though

Mkay, more quad ext.

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WIFEY IS COMIN TO VEGAS BABY!!!

FUCKING PUMPED. She gets here Friday for a week then we head back to Mexico for a few months before returning to Vegas.

Upper ish
Yeah these workouts are half ass of half an ass. Really not sure if i train again before Mexico.

Ok on a bus to Bellagio to play another 10 hours. Poker has far exceeded even high end projections.

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What gym you lifting at? I just did shitty big box gyms when I was there but some guy repping Iron Addicts was trying to get me ā€œbiggerā€ by going there. It’s not too far from the Orleans if you are staying in that area, assuming it still exists.

Planet fitness and The Orleans is still there!

Iron Addicts, Dragons Lair and Fight or Quit are all on my to visit list but probably not this trip unfortunately. I probably won’t workout again until I’m back in Mexico in 2 weeks.

LoLife I was a little sick this morning but i thought it had passed. So I went to catch the bus and it was close and i played frogger to catch it. I made it on but apparently was still sick so got off to go to use a Raisin Canes bathroom and ordered a sandwich. The next bus came shortly and was full. I missed the next bus by like a minute because I went into Walgreens for supplies. There were no Ubers. At this point i said fuck it and walked home. That’s how far I made it today. If this wasn’t a prime work day I would chalk it up as a loss and take the day off. For now just going to take a nap and try again.

Hand Allergy after some reflection and time off from Caesars i am pretty sure i have an allergy either to their felt or something they use to clean it. My hourly there isn’t going to let me not play there so i bought some vinyl gloves as i have an allergy to latex ones.

This is a bonus. Nice!

No biggie, you’ll bounce back quick. With the extra time you can win more cash. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Awesome week. Wifey and I had a blast and the as the week went on work was faded out for Vegasy stuff. It ended with a Birthday bash for our friend last night. It was a blast. I feel like trash.

Saturday Leave for Torreon
Sunday Arrive in Torreon
Monday: Blood Work, start cycle, go to gym

I have my starting diet and program mapped out. For the cycle i am going back and forth between high test into low test high tren or just going medium test medium tren the whole way. T-ransformation is 6 weeks away so that is a factor but really I want to get back what i lost before cutting.

Total time table is 14 weeks. Then we move to Vegas.

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That’s awesome dude!

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Stats AM:
94.55kg
Neck: 43cm
Vacuum: 96cm
Biceps L42 R43
Navy BF 21%

Pretty much shrank every where while maintaining the same BF%…so basically lost all my muscles but Biceps held kind of strong. I guess that also means they arent getting any bigger either. Every one kept telling me how good I look, im just smaller, fatter. Its depressing but I have kind of wanted this shot to rebuild.

Cycle:
700mg Test
700mg Tren
Kick start with 15mg Superdrol Preworkout
10mg Tamxofen EOD
#nofknaround

I had decided to run 1400mg Test the first 6 weeks then go to like 400 test / 700 Tren but my inventory told a different story. I have 5 vials of Tren E to use up so LFG.

Diet:

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Potatoes and rice divided equally into 4 meals, pour chicken broth over it for Sodium and to make it taste better.

1st Shots: Very awesome Wifey and I had our first Vaccination shots. Unfortunately we probably wont get the second until Vegas, maybe we make a work trip to Texas.

Ok off to train arms, because priorities. Its also my way of easing back into training.

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(squirt) GUNZ
Dum Crusher Hammer Curl Warmup
EZ Curl 3x10 at 45
EZ Crusher 3x10 at 35
EZ Preacher Machine
V-Bar Tri Ext
Alt Dumbell Curl

Great workout mostly just because Wifey and I did it together. I have her running 531+FSLx3…its the exact same thing I am running but we might adjust the assistance.

It was also pretty cool that I could see my muscles coming back during the workout (I love superdrol).

War Stories: Menorons I mostly played men but the women I played against were by far and away better on average than their male counterparts. To exacerbate this I would see so many men literally give money to women trying to flirt with them. I labeled men who did this Menorons. It was funny, pathetic, but funny.

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Blood Work:

Total Test Levels: 0.44ng/ml which for most labs this is listed as 44ng/DL but the weird thing was that they listed normal as 0.47-0.98 which is the normal range for women. So I have low T for a woman LOL do drugs kids (sarcasm). For what ever reason all my labs listed the range for women. I wonder if I was in one of my moods and said I was female when filling this out? I dont think I would do that for health things.

Testosterone (and fatness) kind of explains the rest of the bad.

My cholesterol was at 250 (under 200 is target) but none of the individual cholesterols were in the red, its just a smidge high.

Fasted Glucose was 106.

Urea (47 range: 15-45) and BUN (22 range: 7-21) were both bad. Low T and not training I am going to be cannibalizing muscle. I checked this against the bloods I got when I had been blasting / bulking and training twice a day and the blast was better (but minimally). My creatina was worse then but more muscle, so duh.

Antigeno Prostate thingy came back 0.356ng/mL in a 0.0-4.0 range so that was a huge relief. I really dont want to die but prostate cancer is at the top of the list of ways I dont want to go.

Everything else came back in a normal range.

I still need to run this by my doctor but my immediate take away is sweet, drugs are healthy (OBVIOUS JOKE, but TRT is probably better than not FOR ME)

(fk your) Ego Lifting
Squats
5s w/ 135-165
10 w/ 195
3x10 w/ 135

That nearly killed me. Not too long ago this would have been an easy workout in Kilos. #Natty&Old

War Stories: 10-20 Blinds with a 20 big blind Ante / Buy In: $800 to Infinite
I am not even kind of rolled for this game. It was my last session of the trip I just wanted to get one session in here to get a feel for the game. I was not disappointed. Only hand I played:

5 Players, 1 fish was on his 3rd 3k buy in in about 30 minutes. He was stuck and pissed talking shit to the table for folding.

I have AJo and open to $80
Fold
Fold
Fish in Small Blind ā€œI havent even looked yetā€ as he slammed down a stack of 20 dollar chips onto the felt
Big Blind Folds
I had looked at my cards so couldnt quite confirm if he had looked. But his cards looked to be right where the Dealer would have dealt them to and untouched. I asked the dealer how much it was and it was $290. I have about $2k. If my hand were any better I would raise to ~1k as he would call with any two but as it was AJo so I think the best action was…

All in for ~$2k (aka more than my car). He now looks at his cards and turbo mucks. Sigh of relief. Games are good.

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Good play!

Flat calling would have been too dangerous and if dude was steaming he might have stupidly called the 1000 raise and got lucky anyway.

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