Big, Strong, Badass... Yet Sexy

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
I am a sexy beast and damn proud of it.

I pay close attention to how I dress, I keep a high level of personal hygiene/outward appearance, and make sure to maintain and cultivate my knowledge and intellect on a wide spectrum of topics. What’s the point in building a dominant physique if you don’t take care of the rest of your body and mind? That’s like building biceps and abs only, it’s a joke and the world will notice.

I think being a well rounded individual, both inside and out, is vital to success, and will give you the confidence needed to dominate whatever you set your mind to, from women to business.

THIS

Confidence is king.[/quote]

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]

You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
[/quote]

What do you do at work? I take at least 2 shits everyday at work and carrying around my own little case of baby wipes isn’t really an option.[/quote]

Well, I am a salesman so I just keep it in my briefcase and when I go to the actual bathroom I wrap it a magazine or put it in my pocket.

However if you get a 70 count pack (link above), I’m sure you can hide it inside your vagina. You would be surprised how many guys use baby wipes, plus toilet paper is for blowing your nose when you run out of those aloe lotion tissues.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]

You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
[/quote]

What do you do at work? I take at least 2 shits everyday at work and carrying around my own little case of baby wipes isn’t really an option.[/quote]

Well, I am a salesman so I just keep it in my briefcase and when I go to the actual bathroom I wrap it a magazine or put it in my pocket.

However if you get a 70 count pack (link above), I’m sure you can hide it inside your vagina. You would be surprised how many guys use baby wipes, plus toilet paper is for blowing your nose when you run out of those aloe lotion tissues.[/quote]

What if my vagina doesn’t hold 70?

Look Good = Look Big.

Showers twice a day sometimes three, I live in a hot place called Singapore.

Basic hygiene dictates you change your clothes (gym or otherwise) every fucking day. This means even if I’m working out in the morning and late afternoon I will change my clothes, inside and out.

Learn to keep your nails trim, I do many workouts bare foot now - foot hygiene goes a long way. Getting a pedicure twice a year you neanderthal is not ghey.

Brush teeth, sure. Use dental floss, better.

Back acne? Fuck that’s gross.

And if anyone calls me metrosexual, I will say STFU.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I brush my teeth.
[/quote]

Prof, I’d expect you’d be brushing after every meal and recommending floss too.

I like Brother Chris’s oral hygiene list. I need to start using white strips a bit more me thinks.

I take showers regularly and try to keep myself clean and dry but I’ll admit a lot of my workout clothes stink just from usage. I can never tell until it’s too late. They smell nice a pretty at home but the moment they get hot they start to stink…

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Learn to keep your nails trim, I do many workouts bare foot now - foot hygiene goes a long way. Getting a pedicure twice a year you neanderthal is not ghey.

And if anyone calls me metrosexual, I will say STFU.[/quote]

  1. You’re right, getting a pedicure isn’t ghey, its GAY.

  2. I’ll agree, I won’t call you a metrosexual…Homosexual seems much more fitting.

good to see we can agree on both points

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Getting a pedicure twice a year you neanderthal is not ghey.
[/quote]

you dun took it too far man… too far

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]

You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
[/quote]

What do you do at work? I take at least 2 shits everyday at work and carrying around my own little case of baby wipes isn’t really an option.[/quote]

ehh, my body is programmed to shit in the morning and then a lot at night when i get home from school/work. i also take in most of my calories at night because thats when i workout

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]

You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
[/quote]

What do you do at work? I take at least 2 shits everyday at work and carrying around my own little case of baby wipes isn’t really an option.[/quote]

Well, I am a salesman so I just keep it in my briefcase and when I go to the actual bathroom I wrap it a magazine or put it in my pocket.

However if you get a 70 count pack (link above), I’m sure you can hide it inside your vagina. You would be surprised how many guys use baby wipes, plus toilet paper is for blowing your nose when you run out of those aloe lotion tissues.[/quote]

What if my vagina doesn’t hold 70?[/quote]

Take ten out and try again. Or use reading material preferably Playgirl to hide it and announce like a gunny that your going to hit the head.

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Getting a pedicure twice a year you neanderthal is not ghey.
[/quote]

you dun took it too far man… too far[/quote]

Except that Pedicures were invented for Kings. Even Jesus got pedicures.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend

how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?

people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]

Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?

If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.

wow, this is one of those threads that is started off topic but is important to sooooo many dirty sh*ts I see at the gym as well as in my lectures. I am an undergrad in physics and i’m better kept than some of the girls on my course, and i’m not talking about the nerdy ones, im talking about the hot ones. I can always tell when they haven’t showered or done anything with their hair. Also they come in smelling like shit after a night out. I won’t even go into details about the dudes. I do all the basic things like shower, brush my teeth, shave every morning and usually extra stuff, like getting rid of excess body hair, when I have time.

Oh one one thing that all guys forget about is chap stick. There’s nothing worse than walking around fresh and clean with some crusty white ass lips.

Man up and buy a couple sticks.

‘Strong enough for a man, but Bevis likes it too’ :smiley:

S

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend

how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?

people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]

Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?

If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]

Agreed, apparently your friend is a disgusting hobo who doesn’t wash his hair. I’ve had dreads for over a decade and I smell great. All of this WITHOUT bleach…retard.

White strips are worthless. If you use baking soda to rinse before you brush with more baking soda you’ll be good…finish the job with some minty mouthwash.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend

how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?

people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]

Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?

If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]

Agreed, apparently your friend is a disgusting hobo who doesn’t wash his hair. I’ve had dreads for over a decade and I smell great. All of this WITHOUT bleach…retard.
[/quote]

lol, yea man. Tell him to go to knottyboy.com and pick up some shit from there.

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Loofahs FTW
[/quote]

x2

If you find the idea of using a loofah too emasculating for you, pick up an Axe “detailer”. The black rubber ring around it makes it easy to grip, it has a softer sponge-like portion where the Axe logo is, and the actual loofah is more abrasive than most loofahs, making it do a better job of scrubbing. The sponge portion can be used on more sensitive areas or if you’re just too much of a bitch to use the loofah part.

Now they just need to come out with one that’s one a stick so you can wash your back more easily.[/quote]

Loofahs have changed my life, dude. I feel so damn clean after I use it…towels are trash compared to them.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Loofahs FTW
[/quote]

x2

If you find the idea of using a loofah too emasculating for you, pick up an Axe “detailer”. The black rubber ring around it makes it easy to grip, it has a softer sponge-like portion where the Axe logo is, and the actual loofah is more abrasive than most loofahs, making it do a better job of scrubbing. The sponge portion can be used on more sensitive areas or if you’re just too much of a bitch to use the loofah part.

Now they just need to come out with one that’s one a stick so you can wash your back more easily.[/quote]

Loofahs have changed my life, dude. I feel so damn clean after I use it…towels are trash compared to them.[/quote]

The washcloths just seems like greedy little assholes, hoarding all of the soap and not letting you lather up. With loofahs I can at least get some soap on me without having to put buckets of bodywash into them.