[quote]four60 wrote:
Tangy??? Ok serous you are a brave man if it’s not Wash, or lotion it’s not going near my Balls. My test factory wants to sweat then fuck it. I’ll just wash it more. I’m not sure but stoping my balls from releasing heat does not sound like a good thing.
Your a brave man[/quote]
Its not an anti-perspirant, just a natural rock crystal which inhibits bacterial growth (ie: swamp nuts)
You want to compare stinky stuff, open a hockey bag lol. I would put it up against any lifting bag in the stench department.
The worse you’re equipment smells the more room you have to get dressed lol. Anyone who’s ever played hockey knows what I’m talking about. Guys I played with for years never, ever washed their stuff. I soaked my shit in the tub after every season, no staph for me thanks, especially the gloves. This is the same reason I use chalk and not lifting gloves that reek after two weeks.
Under Armour boxers FTW when it comes to keeping things cool down there. I can’t wear regular undies anymore.
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.
Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.
Fags
V[/quote]
I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]
My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.
isthatghey?
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As long as she doesn’t put the lil toe separators between your toes then you’re good. Once you throw those in the equation you’re straight flamin![/quote]
Awesome, no little toe separaters for me.
No can do. I told you the rule. Just think of all my totally lanktastic pictures you’re missing.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
If they cry over “dude you smell” then get new friends
Loofahs FTW
Vaseline Lotion for men is a godsend,innit?
For shampoo and conditioner,I suggest try using Burts Bee. Amazing stuff.
Its not the odor/smell, its the amount of it, goddamn, a little on your legs before heavy pulls is one thing, but when you basically shower in the shit, wtf?
TL;DR…not very interested either
geez…we need a thread on hygiene?
Whats the world coming to?
Are we just bored or sumfin?
Didn’t our parents/guardians teach us how to bathe?
I have no reservation to call a stinky fool out and hope that people call me out when I get stinky.
You haven’t smelled a stinky gym bag till you’ve smelled a boxer/kickboxer/combat athletes’ gym bag. You cant wash boxing gloves. You can only air dry them and spray them down with Lysol. Words for the wise, never use someone else’s boxing gloves…unless you just like fungus under your fingernails.
[quote]admbaum wrote:
TL;DR…not very interested either
geez…we need a thread on hygiene?
Whats the world coming to?
Are we just bored or sumfin?
Didn’t our parents/guardians teach us how to bathe?
I have no reservation to call a stinky fool out and hope that people call me out when I get stinky.
You haven’t smelled a stinky gym bag till you’ve smelled a boxer/kickboxer/combat athletes’ gym bag. You cant wash boxing gloves. You can only air dry them and spray them down with Lysol. Words for the wise, never use someone else’s boxing gloves…unless you just like fungus under your fingernails. [/quote]
I work at a college so I can tell you from experience, YES, hygiene needs to be taught. It’s obviously not taught in most kids’ homes.
[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]
You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.
Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.
Fags
V[/quote]
I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]
My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.
isthatghey?
[/quote]
As long as she doesn’t put the lil toe separators between your toes then you’re good. Once you throw those in the equation you’re straight flamin![/quote]
Awesome, no little toe separaters for me.
No can do. I told you the rule. Just think of all my totally lanktastic pictures you’re missing.[/quote]
[quote]TD54 wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
wipes… use em[/quote]
You never actually know how dirty your ass is until you use a wipe… Toilet paper just isn’t sufficient
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What do you do at work? I take at least 2 shits everyday at work and carrying around my own little case of baby wipes isn’t really an option.
Ok guys no ASS Wipe threads… Unles it’s about Jay Leno.
This goes doubly for those who are deployed. There is no reason to walk around smelling like swamp-ass. Especially when there are showers and such. If you are at an outpost, babywipes go a very long way. Dudes get out here and get stuck on stupid with hygiene.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Loofahs FTW
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x2
If you find the idea of using a loofah too emasculating for you, pick up an Axe “detailer”. The black rubber ring around it makes it easy to grip, it has a softer sponge-like portion where the Axe logo is, and the actual loofah is more abrasive than most loofahs, making it do a better job of scrubbing. The sponge portion can be used on more sensitive areas or if you’re just too much of a bitch to use the loofah part.
Now they just need to come out with one that’s one a stick so you can wash your back more easily.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Any experience with cocoa and stretch marks?[/quote]
Yep. MYTH.
Stretch marks fade over time but cocoa butter isn’t going to erase them. Keeping your skin moisturized however, may help reduce the occurrence of them.[/quote]
If your a big guy, you’ll have stretch marks, not sure why people trip out over this.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If you are ashy as hell, learn what cocoa butter can do for you.[/quote]
I actually (i say actually because I’m a white guy) get pretty ashy in the winter, but most lotions seem to give me acne. I’ve found a good moisturizing body wash that’s the only thing that seems to do the trick for me.
Any experience with cocoa and stretch marks?[/quote]
I actually am Black But had the exact same problem. Oily face and dry skin. Aveeno lotion or the Vasaline brand lotions work best for me. Also Aveeno face stuff controls the oily face and doesn’t dry you out. If you have to shower 3 times a day like I do.[/quote]
I was actually pointing out by using the word “actually” it is a myth that only black people get ashy.[/quote]
Well, we had a few posters write in the past about how they laughed at some black guy in the locker room for putting on lotion all over his body as if they didn’t understand why.[/quote]
This is another thing, who the hell doesn’t put lotion on every part of their body?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
Anyone ever use Chlorhexidine mouthwash? Got a prescription bottle from the dentist, now thinking about getting vet sized bottles for cleaning. I think it kills much better than rubbing alcohol. [/quote]
I’ve used peroxide as a mouthwash for YEARS.
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In this order:
Floss
Pick/scrape
Peroxide
Brush
Mouthwash
Gum/Mint
At night I put teeth whitening strips on.
I swear people in parts of North America that are not humid like Texas and Florida can get have no excuse to stink.
I’m from Winnipeg but now live in the hot and humid Taiwan.
Sometimes I shower three times in a day here whereas in Winnipeg I think I could be fresh all day and would sometimes (if I wasn’t working and just goofing around) not shower till nightime.