My lips never heal. They just get a layer of dead skin that has to be bitten off or it gets wet and comes off in the shower. They look fine most of the time, but that’s because I have no fucking epidermis. Nothing seems to work. Any suggestions?
And baby wipes will do nothing for you unless you’ve shaved that shit. I know you’re scared, but it has to be done.
As far as cologne goes, one spray on the chest, another on your balls. Your kids will have autism, but your balls will smell pretty.
But Ironhead! Whats with this thingy?
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
But Ironhead! Whats with this thingy?
V[/quote]
God yeah that commercial! That was about 15 years ago right?
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
But Ironhead! Whats with this thingy?
V[/quote]
God yeah that commercial! That was about 15 years ago right?
[/quote]
Yea, I searched long and hard for it on the net but it appears it is not out there. I actually found a petition that was started for the company to release the commercial to the net. There is a parody of it, or maybe it’s an attempt to re-enact it.
V
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?
If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]
Illiterate fucks taking over jesus, did you seriously not read what i wrote? I am aware of the effects of bleach, thats why I said BLEACHED WATER…just to kill the milldew in the dreads dummy. maybe a little more potent than pool water should do the trick.
Have you ever experienced smelly milldewey dreads? I was in the car with my friend who 1. doesnt believe in deoderant(at all) 2. showers once every 2 days 3. has dogshit for breath (brushes less frequently than he takes a shower 4. has standard nasty taco BO and 5. has MILLDEW in his dreads …we were driving and he decided to light a cigarette, i was RELIEVED when i smelt the cigarette
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I put crystal deodorant all over my balls, the ball-leg junction and my pubic area.
Completely eliminates any sort of tangy ball syndrome.
Don’t anyone pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about here.
Crystal Deodorant + Balls + ??? = Profit.[/quote]
Gold Bond does the trick.[/quote]
Used Gold Bond Extra Strength foot powder by accident. Once…
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
But Ironhead! Whats with this thingy?
V[/quote]
God yeah that commercial! That was about 15 years ago right?
[/quote]
Yea, I searched long and hard for it on the net but it appears it is not out there. I actually found a petition that was started for the company to release the commercial to the net. There is a parody of it, or maybe it’s an attempt to re-enact it.
V[/quote]
ha ! I searched for it for us too.
[quote]lickyourelbow wrote:
wow, this is one of those threads that is started off topic but is important to sooooo many dirty sh*ts I see at the gym as well as in my lectures. I am an undergrad in physics and i’m better kept than some of the girls on my course, and i’m not talking about the nerdy ones, im talking about the hot ones. I can always tell when they haven’t showered or done anything with their hair. Also they come in smelling like shit after a night out. I won’t even go into details about the dudes. I do all the basic things like shower, brush my teeth, shave every morning and usually extra stuff, like getting rid of excess body hair, when I have time.[/quote]
I’m calling fucking BS here!!! Raise the flag!!!
I did undergrad in Physics and there were zero (0) hot girls. You’re a god damn liar and you know it!
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]lickyourelbow wrote:
wow, this is one of those threads that is started off topic but is important to sooooo many dirty sh*ts I see at the gym as well as in my lectures. I am an undergrad in physics and i’m better kept than some of the girls on my course, and i’m not talking about the nerdy ones, im talking about the hot ones. I can always tell when they haven’t showered or done anything with their hair. Also they come in smelling like shit after a night out. I won’t even go into details about the dudes. I do all the basic things like shower, brush my teeth, shave every morning and usually extra stuff, like getting rid of excess body hair, when I have time.[/quote]
I’m calling fucking BS here!!! Raise the flag!!!
I did undergrad in Physics and there were zero (0) hot girls. You’re a god damn liar and you know it![/quote]
x2
haha. Whew- someone else who knows!
Question for all: What’s the verdict on using Nair? Am I to assume it’s ok on some areas but not others and that it works well?
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
haha. Whew- someone else who knows!
Question for all: What’s the verdict on using Nair? Am I to assume it’s ok on some areas but not others and that it works well?[/quote]
to me nair isnt worth it. it fucks with my skin and makes it real red and itchy. i just dry shave my chest and abs and use a buzzer to trim arms and legs.
edit. and it smells weird
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]lickyourelbow wrote:
wow, this is one of those threads that is started off topic but is important to sooooo many dirty sh*ts I see at the gym as well as in my lectures. I am an undergrad in physics and i’m better kept than some of the girls on my course, and i’m not talking about the nerdy ones, im talking about the hot ones. I can always tell when they haven’t showered or done anything with their hair. Also they come in smelling like shit after a night out. I won’t even go into details about the dudes. I do all the basic things like shower, brush my teeth, shave every morning and usually extra stuff, like getting rid of excess body hair, when I have time.[/quote]
I’m calling fucking BS here!!! Raise the flag!!!
I did undergrad in Physics and there were zero (0) hot girls. You’re a god damn liar and you know it![/quote]
haha well according to the other guys on my course there are 4 in my year (we have 3 years for undergrad), plus 1 postgrad, but in my t enhanced opinion (and I say that because well im the only man in there) theres only 2, possibly 1 and the postgrad is ok. there are also some nice ones in natural sciences and chemistry 
[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
haha. Whew- someone else who knows!
Question for all: What’s the verdict on using Nair? Am I to assume it’s ok on some areas but not others and that it works well?[/quote]
to me nair isnt worth it. it fucks with my skin and makes it real red and itchy. i just dry shave my chest and abs and use a buzzer to trim arms and legs.
edit. and it smells weird[/quote]
Interesting. I don’t shave my chest or abs or legs or most of my arms. hhaa. I was thinking more for upper arm, shoulders/back (little bits of hair there, not much) and nutsack.
I imagine the bean bag to be a bad idea.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?
If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]
Illiterate fucks taking over jesus, did you seriously not read what i wrote? I am aware of the effects of bleach, thats why I said BLEACHED WATER…just to kill the milldew in the dreads dummy. maybe a little more potent than pool water should do the trick.
Have you ever experienced smelly milldewey dreads? I was in the car with my friend who 1. doesnt believe in deoderant(at all) 2. showers once every 2 days 3. has dogshit for breath (brushes less frequently than he takes a shower 4. has standard nasty taco BO and 5. has MILLDEW in his dreads …we were driving and he decided to light a cigarette, i was RELIEVED when i smelt the cigarette[/quote]
You are recommending people “bleach water” (also known as BLEACH) their hair because some jackass you know doesn’t bathe?
Cultural newsflash, people with straighter hair produce more oils during the day. Some people with very kinky hair would have their hair dry out completely if they actually did shampoo their hair daily.
You clearly don’t know anything about this and, like many other people with a similar background, thought everyone’s hair worked like yours. I guess that is why the “ethnic hair care” products always take up one lonely aisle in the back of the store.
Bleaching dred locks. Got it.
Any other suburban jewels of knowledge you can bless us with?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?
If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]
Illiterate fucks taking over jesus, did you seriously not read what i wrote? I am aware of the effects of bleach, thats why I said BLEACHED WATER…just to kill the milldew in the dreads dummy. maybe a little more potent than pool water should do the trick.
Have you ever experienced smelly milldewey dreads? I was in the car with my friend who 1. doesnt believe in deoderant(at all) 2. showers once every 2 days 3. has dogshit for breath (brushes less frequently than he takes a shower 4. has standard nasty taco BO and 5. has MILLDEW in his dreads …we were driving and he decided to light a cigarette, i was RELIEVED when i smelt the cigarette[/quote]
You are recommending people “bleach water” (also known as BLEACH) their hair because some jackass you know doesn’t bathe?
Cultural newsflash, people with straighter hair produce more oils during the day. Some people with very kinky hair would have their hair dry out completely if they actually did shampoo their hair daily.
You clearly don’t know anything about this and, like many other people with a similar background, thought everyone’s hair worked like yours. I guess that is why the “ethnic hair care” products always take up one lonely aisle in the back of the store.
Bleaching dred locks. Got it.
Any other suburban jewels of knowledge you can bless us with?[/quote]
I got one! Apply lemon juice to skin before tanning.
I’m kidding, don’t do this or you’ll be sorry.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Any other suburban jewels of knowledge you can bless us with?[/quote]
Here’s a tip: Put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long the spicy scent is your reward
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?
If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]
Illiterate fucks taking over jesus, did you seriously not read what i wrote? I am aware of the effects of bleach, thats why I said BLEACHED WATER…just to kill the milldew in the dreads dummy. maybe a little more potent than pool water should do the trick.
Have you ever experienced smelly milldewey dreads? I was in the car with my friend who 1. doesnt believe in deoderant(at all) 2. showers once every 2 days 3. has dogshit for breath (brushes less frequently than he takes a shower 4. has standard nasty taco BO and 5. has MILLDEW in his dreads …we were driving and he decided to light a cigarette, i was RELIEVED when i smelt the cigarette[/quote]
Not only are you a complete dumbfuck for recommending that people put BLEACHED WATER in their hair, your utter lack of judgment in selecting friends is appalling.
How could you actually be friends with someone who fucking reeks like a garbage truck and apparently has no concept whatsoever of even the most basic forms of hygiene? Don’t you look at that goddamned freak and think to yourself “holy shit, this guy is an absolute loser, why am I letting myself be seen in public with this fucking leprosy-ridden radiation victim/walking science experiment?”
Has it ever occurred to you to slit this fucker’s throat and take him to the dump where he belongs? Of course not, because I’d be willing to bet he’s your fucking weed dealer and you’re so hard up for friends that someone who will actually give you the time of day AND is in constant possession of some Afghani Purple Buds (and is probably overly generous with them because you are probably HIS only friend) is like hitting the goddamn jackpot for you.
Any home remedies out there for athlete’s foot? I get that shit bad sometimes when it gets really hot and my shoes get damp. But that Tinactin shit can get expensive when I start blowing through several cans a week of it, and it doesn’t seem to work that well anyways.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
If anyone here has dreads (doubtful) make sure you use bleached water once every couple of days, cause that shit will get milldewey and smell NASTY…ive got a friend
how do you tell a friend “dude you smell”?
people are so immature that they will get instantly offended and cry for a couple of minutes if you do[/quote]
Did you just seriously suggest someone put fuckin bleach in their hair?
If you’ve never had dreads don’t comment on how to take care of them.
[/quote]
Illiterate fucks taking over jesus, did you seriously not read what i wrote? I am aware of the effects of bleach, thats why I said BLEACHED WATER…just to kill the milldew in the dreads dummy. maybe a little more potent than pool water should do the trick.
Have you ever experienced smelly milldewey dreads? I was in the car with my friend who 1. doesnt believe in deoderant(at all) 2. showers once every 2 days 3. has dogshit for breath (brushes less frequently than he takes a shower 4. has standard nasty taco BO and 5. has MILLDEW in his dreads …we were driving and he decided to light a cigarette, i was RELIEVED when i smelt the cigarette[/quote]
You are recommending people “bleach water” (also known as BLEACH) their hair because some jackass you know doesn’t bathe?
Cultural newsflash, people with straighter hair produce more oils during the day. Some people with very kinky hair would have their hair dry out completely if they actually did shampoo their hair daily.
You clearly don’t know anything about this and, like many other people with a similar background, thought everyone’s hair worked like yours. I guess that is why the “ethnic hair care” products always take up one lonely aisle in the back of the store.
Bleaching dred locks. Got it.
Any other suburban jewels of knowledge you can bless us with?[/quote]
Make sure to get lice medication as well. And why ya’ll need to buy all that lotion, I only need it once a week during the winter. 
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Any home remedies out there for athlete’s foot? I get that shit bad sometimes when it gets really hot and my shoes get damp. But that Tinactin shit can get expensive when I start blowing through several cans a week of it, and it doesn’t seem to work that well anyways.[/quote]
Athlete’s foot starts with bacteria, obviously. Most of it comes from dirty shoes, which are dirty because of bacteria that are in your socks, even after washing them. That is because your water heater is set too low. It is likely set to 118, turn it up to 130 and throw out your shoes or wash them in the hot water.
If you are washing anything in 118 degree water, or a few degrees lower, you’ll know from science class that 115-118 degree water is where bacteria actually thrives the best.