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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Buy a Japanese style wash cloth they are nylon and stetch, basically a scruffy except long and flat. If your back is HUGE and you have problems just getting your arms over your shoulders this will hit it. You will thank the Lawd above for this advice.[/quote]

Eh, I just get one of my lady friends to wash it for me. :slight_smile:

But seriously, this thread is gold. Good idea X. Most guys have no clue on manly hygiene these days.

You get the pic again for that “EH” hahahahahaahah. Man if all women tried to wash my back and it takes 2 one My shower we be to croweded to get shit done.

The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

Agreed, but most people don’t do it at all. Once a week is better than nothing.

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[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

Agreed, but most people don’t do it at all. Once a week is better than nothing.[/quote]

If you go get a pack of flossers instead of just the role of floss, it only takes a minute.

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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Buy a Japanese style wash cloth they are nylon and stetch, basically a scruffy except long and flat. If your back is HUGE and you have problems just getting your arms over your shoulders this will hit it. You will thank the Lawd above for this advice.[/quote]

Eh, I just get one of my lady friends to wash it for me. :slight_smile:

But seriously, this thread is gold. Good idea X. Most guys have no clue on manly hygiene these days.

The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

I get the flossing in 2-3 times a week. I’ve tried really hard to make it an everyday occurrence but, really, it’s the hardest damn habit to get into.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Buy a Japanese style wash cloth they are nylon and stetch, basically a scruffy except long and flat. If your back is HUGE and you have problems just getting your arms over your shoulders this will hit it. You will thank the Lawd above for this advice.[/quote]

Eh, I just get one of my lady friends to wash it for me. :slight_smile:

But seriously, this thread is gold. Good idea X. Most guys have no clue on manly hygiene these days.

The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

I get the flossing in 2-3 times a week. I’ve tried really hard to make it an everyday occurrence but, really, it’s the hardest damn habit to get into. [/quote]

Seriously, it isn’t hard to do.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

AND LADIES
perfume that smells like flowers does not cover up lack of douche.


and damn it, yes, you can wear too much of that shit if having you walk in the room causes us to think we’ve just been ass raped by a 50 foot rose with a bad attitude.[/quote]

ughhhh
 the “whore bath” is one of the worst smells out there

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
And that sweatstained baseball hat you’ve worked out in for months?

Throw it away, it stinks.[/quote]

whaaaaaat??? My girlfriend has been trying to get me to throw away my “lifting hat” for like two weeks now. I was it once a week but I think its time to get a new one

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Buy a Japanese style wash cloth they are nylon and stetch, basically a scruffy except long and flat. If your back is HUGE and you have problems just getting your arms over your shoulders this will hit it. You will thank the Lawd above for this advice.[/quote]

Eh, I just get one of my lady friends to wash it for me. :slight_smile:

But seriously, this thread is gold. Good idea X. Most guys have no clue on manly hygiene these days.

The one thing do disagree with though is the flossing advice Steel Nation gave. As a fellow Steelers fan it pains me to say flossing your teeth once a week doesn’t cut it. It should be done everyday, period. [/quote]

I get the flossing in 2-3 times a week. I’ve tried really hard to make it an everyday occurrence but, really, it’s the hardest damn habit to get into. [/quote]

\serious
Lanky, I keep a thing of floss in several strategic locations. This will give you more hints to use it, like on the coffee table next to the couch. Next to your bed on the nightstand, in your desk drawer at work.

Also and I shit you not this got me flossing more. Make and eat more beef jerkey. Once you slam down a couple fistfuls of delicious homeade jerkey, you WILL need to floss crap out of your teeth. Now there may only be meat jammed in between a tooth or two, but if you have your strategic floss sitting there, and you are going in for the meat, you might as well do a lap or two around your whole mouth.
/serious

Flossing is for fags, If I have something stuck in my teeth I just clench my teeth and exhale really hard. The force of my exhale is so hard it disloges any food particles, bacteria or animal bones I may have stuck in there. I do this once per day for comforts sake only. My breath naturally smells like the best scent in the world, on of those yellow rear view mirror trees.

V

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I put crystal deodorant all over my balls, the ball-leg junction and my pubic area.

Completely eliminates any sort of tangy ball syndrome.

Don’t anyone pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about here.

Crystal Deodorant + Balls + ??? = Profit.

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[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

AND LADIES
perfume that smells like flowers does not cover up lack of douche.


and damn it, yes, you can wear too much of that shit if having you walk in the room causes us to think we’ve just been ass raped by a 50 foot rose with a bad attitude.[/quote]

ughhhh
 the “whore bath” is one of the worst smells out there[/quote]

“Whore-B-Gone”

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I use lotion.

I brush my teeth.

I take showers during the day.

I smell fucking great.

This thread is for those of us who bust ass in the gym but also realize we need to keep our asses clean.

If you look like this is your first week in the gym, do not particpate in this thread.

We do not care about you.

You do NOT matter.

Only our clean asses and our big weight lifted and our big muscles matter.

I’ll start
Buy a fucking back scrubber if you lift weights. The mega-back-acne look went out with the 80’s[/quote]

Am I in? Back Scrubber? I can reach/wash my back without one. So do I:
A) Not have enough muscle to prevent me from doing that?
or
B) Just have really good flexibility?
or
C) Become deceased (I hear it makes you swole)?
or
D) Was I deceived and this thread is really a trap for 2010’ers?
[/quote]

You can wash your ENTIRE back without a scrubber?? Granted me and you have very different physiques but you outweigh me by 20lbs (if you’re still 210), but I can’t even come close to washing midback without a scrubber or my gf helpin me out.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I put crystal deodorant all over my balls, the ball-leg junction and my pubic area.

Completely eliminates any sort of tangy ball syndrome.

Don’t anyone pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about here.

Crystal Deodorant + Balls + ??? = Profit.[/quote]

Gold Bond does the trick.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too!

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I put crystal deodorant all over my balls, the ball-leg junction and my pubic area.

Completely eliminates any sort of tangy ball syndrome.

Don’t anyone pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about here.

Crystal Deodorant + Balls + ??? = Profit.[/quote]

Tangy??? Ok serous you are a brave man if it’s not Wash, or lotion it’s not going near my Balls. My test factory wants to sweat then fuck it. I’ll just wash it more. I’m not sure but stoping my balls from releasing heat does not sound like a good thing.

Your a brave man

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.

isthatghey?

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.

isthatghey?
[/quote]

Girlfriend girlfriend or girlfriend as in “hey gurlfreeeend!”

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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.

isthatghey?
[/quote]

Girlfriend girlfriend or girlfriend as in “hey gurlfreeeend!”[/quote]

Lol, we’ve been known to bangalang from time to time.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.

isthatghey?
[/quote]

Girlfriend girlfriend or girlfriend as in “hey gurlfreeeend!”[/quote]

Lol, we’ve been known to bangalang from time to time.[/quote]

At this point it’s still up in the air, because you didn’t specify that it was indeed a girl as was necessary because of my implied connotation of “gurlfreeend”.

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

I would do nothing of the sort. My toes are so tough I have to protect everything ELSE in my house in the event I stub my toe on anything. Seriously, I have titanium sleeves on all the legs of my furniture. By baseboards are comprised of a rare Lead and copper alloy, it’s strong and heavy, yet still looks cool. One time I tried checking my tire pressure by kicking my car tire and my toe was so strong the car flew 25 feet right through my garage door. Luckily it was empty at the time.

V

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What a bunch of fucking homos, I shower once per week, My man must attractz all teh Hot Bitchizzz. Also I don’t use soap, I just basically stand uner the water until I am bored and then get out and shake off.

Half of the cologne you dweebs buy is actually my sweat bottled up and sold for a 2000% markup. I have little asian girls who follow me around and collect it.

Fags

V[/quote]

I call bullshit vegita! You wrote an entire article on how to shave your ass once. You’re just as much a metro and pretty boy as everyone else in this thread!! I bet you put clear polish on your toes too! [/quote]

My girlfriend gives me pedicures and puts clear polish on my toes.

isthatghey?
[/quote]

As long as she doesn’t put the lil toe separators between your toes then you’re good. Once you throw those in the equation you’re straight flamin!

Now would you just friend request me arleady! This is getting ridiculous LankEy