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[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Asians: 1, White man: infinity

haha. I’m just kidding.

you guys make GameBoys, so you get 2 points

besides, I don’t have to deal with it everyday anymore. This thing is smoooooooooth now. I’m wondering how long it will take to come back though…?[/quote]

Well I’m half white so infinity plus 1!
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What you think this still aint 1860’s in this bitch, if you ain’t full white you ain’t right. One drop rule still applies, back to the bus son. Oh and if you own any real estate please hand it over to your local white male, thank you very much. :wink:

I don’t for a second wish I didn’t grow hair, it takes all of hour a week to get rid of all my hair, but it only takes me a week to grow a beard.

P.S. It’s a well known fact that before regulations made hot water heater manufactures turn their thermostat to 118 degrees, Chinese men could grow full beards, so the solution to your beard problem is turning your water heater to 130 degrees.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Asians: 1, White man: infinity

haha. I’m just kidding.

you guys make GameBoys, so you get 2 points

besides, I don’t have to deal with it everyday anymore. This thing is smoooooooooth now. I’m wondering how long it will take to come back though…?[/quote]

I’ve never naired my crack, but have used nair. In my experience, it grows back at roughly the same speed as shaving, it just grows back smoother…like…not stubblely (is that a word?).

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Asians: 1, White man: infinity

haha. I’m just kidding.

you guys make GameBoys, so you get 2 points

besides, I don’t have to deal with it everyday anymore. This thing is smoooooooooth now. I’m wondering how long it will take to come back though…?[/quote]

Well I’m half white so infinity plus 1!
[/quote]

What you think this still aint 1860’s in this bitch, if you ain’t full white you ain’t right. One drop rule still applies, back to the bus son. Oh and if you own any real estate please hand it over to your local white male, thank you very much. :wink:

I don’t for a second wish I didn’t grow hair, it takes all of hour a week to get rid of all my hair, but it only takes me a week to grow a beard.

P.S. It’s a well known fact that before regulations made hot water heater manufactures turn their thermostat to 118 degrees, Chinese men could grow full beards, so the solution to your beard problem is turning your water heater to 130 degrees.[/quote]

You’re really dedicated to this 130 degree thing aren’t you? lol

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Question: When nair-ing one’s ass, is it possible to chemical burn one’s anus?

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Question: When nair-ing one’s ass, is it possible to chemical burn one’s anus?[/quote]

That’s what has kept me from trying it haha

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^I was worried about that too. First round didn’t phase me at all and I got a big drop on the knot. But just try and make sure you get everythin the first time. Second time had a little sting to it. Not too bad though but it was one of those “this is starting to get bad… should I wait it out and see…!?” I did. But I’m not a pussy.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
^I was worried about that too. First round didn’t phase me at all and I got a big drop on the knot. But just try and make sure you get everythin the first time. Second time had a little sting to it. Not too bad though but it was one of those “this is starting to get bad… should I wait it out and see…!?” I did. But I’m not a pussy.[/quote]

Or you could just wait a couple days to let your skin heal a little bit. Think of your skin like the layers of an onion, the outside is dead and dry, it flakes off and is replaced by the layers underneath. There are certain areas where the onion is massive (thick) and others where it is very thin. Your bunghole is an area where it is very thin.

V

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I don’t have a scrubber. My M.O. is to use a hand towel (you know, bigger than washcloth, smaller than towel) and use it as wash cloth. You can grab one end high and opposite hand low and scrub your back.
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Same here.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I loves the AXE line of soap/deodorant.
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Ack.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
And don’t forget-- you need to wash your gym clothes, too, you stinky fuckers. I use Tide w/Febreeze and a scoop of Borax powder in the wash.
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I hadn’t known! We don’t do that kind of thing in my country.

And I’m with gregron concerning moist wipes. Pretty handy when you’re on the road, too.
Yes. My ass is pretty hirsute (as is the rest of me). Sorry about the imagery - but I ain’t pulling punches in this thread.

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[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
And don’t forget-- you need to wash your gym clothes, too, you stinky fuckers. I use Tide w/Febreeze and a scoop of Borax powder in the wash.
[/quote]

I hadn’t known! We don’t do that kind of thing in my country.
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You might want to switch up from washing with saurkraut and colawiezen. :wink:

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Good thread, and one that reminds me how growing up with a sister or two tends to address style and hygiene completely. (well, they do have to care about you too)

Oil of Olay (I’ve only ever used the plain, old, original pink moisturizer, and Costco does carry the twinpacks) is my contribution here. Between that and nonsmoking and good genetics, you’ll always look ~10yrs younger than you really are.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Question: When nair-ing one’s ass, is it possible to chemical burn one’s anus?[/quote]

Yes and you can’t have anal sex for weeks so be careful.

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[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Question: When nair-ing one’s ass, is it possible to chemical burn one’s anus?[/quote]

Yes and you can’t have anal sex for weeks so be careful.[/quote]

Not worth it.

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I’d like to dedicate this song to all the people who convinced me to buy a bodygroomer:

I just used it in the shower, and I’ve gotta say I’m liking it. I only did a few areas and still have some touching up to do in those areas, but I’m happy with how it’s working.

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Tip:

Keep your teeth longer. Buy some of these (they don’t have to be this brand).

I am used to regular flossing which I admit can be a hassle, but based on what someone wrote here, I will be buying these from now on. They make it pretty much effortless and easy enough to use that you don’t need a mirror to do it right…which means you can keep one on you at all times.

I find myself flossing way more often with these and doubt I will use regular floss again outside of patient treatment.

Other recommendations include buying a mouthrinse and getting a professional cleaning at least once a year if not more frequently.

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I love floss picks so, so much. Specifically, the Glide ones. I always have them with me and keep a stash in the car. One thing I really like about them is that you can floss without snapping spit all over the place. The other thing is that it takes me maybe a minute to floss thoroughly now that I’m in the groove. I love the feeling of freshly flossed teeth, particularly as it now comes sans the feeling of freshly slobbered-upon hands.

To recap: love floss picks so much.

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[quote]chillain wrote:
nonsmoking[/quote]

Waste of a good life, you can’t smoke a good cigar, what is life coming to. I already can’t smoke inside, now you want me to stop smoking all together?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tip:

Keep your teeth longer. Buy some of these (they don’t have to be this brand).

I am used to regular flossing which I admit can be a hassle, but based on what someone wrote here, I will be buying these from now on. They make it pretty much effortless and easy enough to use that you don’t need a mirror to do it right…which means you can keep one on you at all times.

I find myself flossing way more often with these and doubt I will use regular floss again outside of patient treatment.

Other recommendations include buying a mouthrinse and getting a professional cleaning at least once a year if not more frequently.[/quote]

Professor,

Sometimes I see flavored floss (mint or some shit like that), wouldn’t this pose a problem as I am guessing the sugar or flavoring that is coated on the floss would get in between teeth and actually cause the problem it was originally trying to prevent? Or did I over-think this shit ?

BTW - Flossing is the bomb, now if I could find a more efficient at-home product for whitening teeth.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tip:

Keep your teeth longer. Buy some of these (they don’t have to be this brand).

I am used to regular flossing which I admit can be a hassle, but based on what someone wrote here, I will be buying these from now on. They make it pretty much effortless and easy enough to use that you don’t need a mirror to do it right…which means you can keep one on you at all times.

I find myself flossing way more often with these and doubt I will use regular floss again outside of patient treatment.

Other recommendations include buying a mouthrinse and getting a professional cleaning at least once a year if not more frequently.[/quote]

Professor,

Sometimes I see flavored floss (mint or some shit like that), wouldn’t this pose a problem as I am guessing the sugar or flavoring that is coated on the floss would get in between teeth and actually cause the problem it was originally trying to prevent? Or did I over-think this shit ?

BTW - Flossing is the bomb, now if I could find a more efficient at-home product for whitening teeth. [/quote]

The flavoring used for most dental products is xylitol, not sugar. It has been found to actually decrease the occurrence of cavities. It is used in most sugar free chewing gums on the market as a result of this.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tip:

Keep your teeth longer. Buy some of these (they don’t have to be this brand).

I am used to regular flossing which I admit can be a hassle, but based on what someone wrote here, I will be buying these from now on. They make it pretty much effortless and easy enough to use that you don’t need a mirror to do it right…which means you can keep one on you at all times.

I find myself flossing way more often with these and doubt I will use regular floss again outside of patient treatment.

Other recommendations include buying a mouthrinse and getting a professional cleaning at least once a year if not more frequently.[/quote]

Professor,

Sometimes I see flavored floss (mint or some shit like that), wouldn’t this pose a problem as I am guessing the sugar or flavoring that is coated on the floss would get in between teeth and actually cause the problem it was originally trying to prevent? Or did I over-think this shit ?

BTW - Flossing is the bomb, now if I could find a more efficient at-home product for whitening teeth. [/quote]

The flavoring used for most dental products is xylitol, not sugar. It has been found to actually decrease the occurrence of cavities. It is used in most sugar free chewing gums on the market as a result of this.[/quote]

What do you suggest as a home whitening kit? I got pretty white teeth just because of the fact that I brush regularly, but what if I wanted some super white teeth?

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

What do you suggest as a home whitening kit? I got pretty white teeth just because of the fact that I brush regularly, but what if I wanted some super white teeth?[/quote]

Teeth Whitening:
Steps to ensure women don’t run the fuck off simply because you “smiled”:

1- Get your teeth examined by a dentist
You do NOT want to bleach your teeth based on your own limited dental info. Do NOT bleach teeth with severe cavities…something you will not know unless you are from Krypton AND graduated dental school

2- If you want HOLLYWOOD WHITE teeth:
You had better have teeth that are fairly white to begin with OR get veneers done (which eliminate the need for bleaching).

I do believe average shade change seen from in house bleaching is about 3 shades lighter. That means if you drink black coffee and dark tea all day long, stop believing you can look like the people you see in the ads for teeth whitening or those on the WB network.

This is NOT magic.

3- In house bleaching
This is done at a dental office and has the greatest effect in the shortest period of time. This is what movie stars have done before photo shoots

4- At home bleaching
This uses dental trays that match your own teeth and allows you to bleach at a slower rate at home using a high potency bleach agent. This usually involves wearing the trays at night for about two weeks.

This is repeated every six months to a year for maintenance.

5- Off the shelf bleaching

If you use these, please have an exam done before hand. You can make teeth more sensitive by bleaching…and let’s face it, most of you don’t know what you are doing and need some guidance.

I consider the best on the market to be the Crest White Strips. They use a less potent concentration of the bleaching agent than you can get at dental offices which means it takes longer to see results…but again, unless you have had a professional cleaning and your oral hygiene is already fairly good, you will not get the results you likely think you will get.