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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

What do you suggest as a home whitening kit? I got pretty white teeth just because of the fact that I brush regularly, but what if I wanted some super white teeth?[/quote]

Teeth Whitening:
Steps to ensure women don’t run the fuck off simply because you “smiled”:

1- Get your teeth examined by a dentist
You do NOT want to bleach your teeth based on your own limited dental info. Do NOT bleach teeth with severe cavities…something you will not know unless you are from Krypton AND graduated dental school

2- If you want HOLLYWOOD WHITE teeth:
You had better have teeth that are fairly white to begin with OR get veneers done (which eliminate the need for bleaching).

I do believe average shade change seen from in house bleaching is about 3 shades lighter. That means if you drink black coffee and dark tea all day long, stop believing you can look like the people you see in the ads for teeth whitening or those on the WB network.

This is NOT magic.

3- In house bleaching
This is done at a dental office and has the greatest effect in the shortest period of time. This is what movie stars have done before photo shoots

4- At home bleaching
This uses dental trays that match your own teeth and allows you to bleach at a slower rate at home using a high potency bleach agent. This usually involves wearing the trays at night for about two weeks.

This is repeated every six months to a year for maintenance.

5- Off the shelf bleaching

If you use these, please have an exam done before hand. You can make teeth more sensitive by bleaching…and let’s face it, most of you don’t know what you are doing and need some guidance.

I consider the best on the market to be the Crest White Strips. They use a less potent concentration of the bleaching agent than you can get at dental offices which means it takes longer to see results…but again, unless you have had a professional cleaning and your oral hygiene is already fairly good, you will not get the results you likely think you will get.[/quote]

So, are you trying to suggest that sandpaper, clorox bleach, and a wire brush are NOT the way to go?

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:

So, are you trying to suggest that sandpaper, clorox bleach, and a wire brush are NOT the way to go?[/quote]

Not without the jackhammer.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

What do you suggest as a home whitening kit? I got pretty white teeth just because of the fact that I brush regularly, but what if I wanted some super white teeth?[/quote]

Teeth Whitening:
Steps to ensure women don’t run the fuck off simply because you “smiled”:

1- Get your teeth examined by a dentist
You do NOT want to bleach your teeth based on your own limited dental info. Do NOT bleach teeth with severe cavities…something you will not know unless you are from Krypton AND graduated dental school

2- If you want HOLLYWOOD WHITE teeth:
You had better have teeth that are fairly white to begin with OR get veneers done (which eliminate the need for bleaching).

I do believe average shade change seen from in house bleaching is about 3 shades lighter. That means if you drink black coffee and dark tea all day long, stop believing you can look like the people you see in the ads for teeth whitening or those on the WB network.

This is NOT magic.

3- In house bleaching
This is done at a dental office and has the greatest effect in the shortest period of time. This is what movie stars have done before photo shoots

4- At home bleaching
This uses dental trays that match your own teeth and allows you to bleach at a slower rate at home using a high potency bleach agent. This usually involves wearing the trays at night for about two weeks.

This is repeated every six months to a year for maintenance.

5- Off the shelf bleaching

If you use these, please have an exam done before hand. You can make teeth more sensitive by bleaching…and let’s face it, most of you don’t know what you are doing and need some guidance.

I consider the best on the market to be the Crest White Strips. They use a less potent concentration of the bleaching agent than you can get at dental offices which means it takes longer to see results…but again, unless you have had a professional cleaning and your oral hygiene is already fairly good, you will not get the results you likely think you will get.[/quote]

How expensive are veneers? My teeth are marginally fucked due to fluorosis(try getting my dentist to admit that).

They’re not terrible, just noticeably stained/rough in most places.

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TAKE a SHOWER YOU CRUNCHY TREE FUCKING BITCHES!

[b]Could you give up washing?

A growing number of people are cutting down on daily showering and hair-washing. So could you join the extreme soap-dodgers?[/b]

If you are reading this article over breakfast, the chances are you have recently stepped into the shower, lathered up your hair and torso, rinsed off, towelled and blow-dried, before dousing your armpits with deodorant, and wafting on a fog of perfume or aftershave.

Then again, maybe not. The New York Times has just reported on a new trend towards what’s sometimes known as soap-dodging. Among those who have cut down on daily showers, baths or hair-washing were a woman who swipes a sliced lemon under her armpits instead of deodorant, another who uses baby wipes to freshen up after her lunchtime runs, and a salesman who shampoos only once a month and gave up anti-perspirant for three years.

Full stinky story:

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
TAKE a SHOWER YOU CRUNCHY TREE FUCKING BITCHES!

[b]Could you give up washing?

A growing number of people are cutting down on daily showering and hair-washing. So could you join the extreme soap-dodgers?[/b]

If you are reading this article over breakfast, the chances are you have recently stepped into the shower, lathered up your hair and torso, rinsed off, towelled and blow-dried, before dousing your armpits with deodorant, and wafting on a fog of perfume or aftershave.

Then again, maybe not. The New York Times has just reported on a new trend towards what’s sometimes known as soap-dodging. Among those who have cut down on daily showers, baths or hair-washing were a woman who swipes a sliced lemon under her armpits instead of deodorant, another who uses baby wipes to freshen up after her lunchtime runs, and a salesman who shampoos only once a month and gave up anti-perspirant for three years.

Full stinky story:

[/quote]

The french, they’re spreading.

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[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.

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Apparently people’s asses are bleeding but they won’t read this thread.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

OK Guilty…I have had exams for the past 2 weeks and I havent had a shower in that time.Im terribly superstitious with things where I have a ‘playoff beard’ if I am doing exams and other stanky nonsense.Message delivered Im gonna go have a shower and shave now.Dont judge me…

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[quote]law8 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

OK Guilty…I have had exams for the past 2 weeks and I havent had a shower in that time.Im terribly superstitious with things where I have a ‘playoff beard’ if I am doing exams and other stanky nonsense.Message delivered Im gonna go have a shower and shave now.Dont judge me…[/quote]

Dirty test taking bastard.

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Febreze Sport – DO IT YA STINKY FUCKERS!

http://www.febreze.com/en-us/product-group/febreze_extreme_odor_eliminator.aspx

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[quote]law8 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

OK Guilty…I have had exams for the past 2 weeks and I havent had a shower in that time.Im terribly superstitious with things where I have a ‘playoff beard’ if I am doing exams and other stanky nonsense.Message delivered Im gonna go have a shower and shave now.Dont judge me…[/quote]

You’re Trolling.

Haven’t showered for the last 2 weeks? Who is honestly going to believe that?

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]law8 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

OK Guilty…I have had exams for the past 2 weeks and I havent had a shower in that time.Im terribly superstitious with things where I have a ‘playoff beard’ if I am doing exams and other stanky nonsense.Message delivered Im gonna go have a shower and shave now.Dont judge me…[/quote]

You’re Trolling.

Haven’t showered for the last 2 weeks? Who is honestly going to believe that?

[/quote]

I live in the Capital of the Hippies…and, I have no doubt the man smells.

Anecdote: Went out to the forest the other day (read: during the summer) and I was in a forest with really tall trees. Well, all of a sudden this rope hits the ground, and I look up. And, this hippie comes repelling out of this giant tree. He wanted to know if I had a band-aid. Well, I’m glad he asked that quickly because before to long a horrible odor just attacked me. The guy had been living in that tree for two years. Two years, of now shower, no bath, no nothing.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]law8 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:

The french, they’re spreading.[/quote]

That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

OK Guilty…I have had exams for the past 2 weeks and I havent had a shower in that time.Im terribly superstitious with things where I have a ‘playoff beard’ if I am doing exams and other stanky nonsense.Message delivered Im gonna go have a shower and shave now.Dont judge me…[/quote]

You’re Trolling.

Haven’t showered for the last 2 weeks? Who is honestly going to believe that?

[/quote]

I live in the Capital of the Hippies…and, I have no doubt the man smells.

Anecdote: Went out to the forest the other day (read: during the summer) and I was in a forest with really tall trees. Well, all of a sudden this rope hits the ground, and I look up. And, this hippie comes repelling out of this giant tree. He wanted to know if I had a band-aid. Well, I’m glad he asked that quickly because before to long a horrible odor just attacked me. The guy had been living in that tree for two years. Two years, of now shower, no bath, no nothing. [/quote]

“WILLL-SONNN!!!”

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I don’t ever really get pimples, but every now and then I’ll get these bumps on my chin right under my mouth. They’re always in the same spot, usually right around the corner of my mouth. They’re huge and painful and never come to a head like a pimple. If you try to squeeze them they look like hell for weeks. They go away on their own after a few days but the bigger ones will sometimes leave scar tissue or something in the spot where they were and that takes forever to go away. They aren’t really visible even unless you mess with them but they are annoying as hell.

Any strong sexy badasses know what this could be?

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Hey X how do you feel about arm and hammer toothpaste?

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Btw, something that everyone who ever has dry skin or uses lotion can benefit from is virgin coconut oil. Unlike lotion, which merely hydrates skin temporarily due to the water within the product, coconut oil actually has healing properties within it that actually repair your skin. I hated using lotion every night only to have somewhat dry hands and nail beds the next day. After using coconut oil for 2-3 days before going to bed, my hands were completely rid of their dryness. I was very impressed. My hands have never looked better, and this is coming from someone who used to use cuticle cream on his hands every morning. Give it a try. You won’t regret it. Also, as a plus, you can cook with the stuff if you wanna give your food a very different, albeit healthy, edge.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
That’s nasty.

When I was taking my board exams, there was this woman sitting next to me who couldn’t speak English well but who was also taking the exam (I still can’t figure that one out) and her personal hygiene was non-existent. It was like being hit in the face by funk. It actually attacked me. I was dodging punches left and right for hours.

It was fucking exhausting.

It should be a law that if you are truly offensive, then people can fire water hydrants at you.[/quote]

Dunno what it is, but at least at my college it seems none of the turkish or indian transfer students shower regularly. The funk is ridiculous. Last year my girlfriend and I were walking down a path that is about 15-20 feet from a sand volleyball area where 8 indian guys were playing, and we could smell them as if they were standing right next to us, it was disgusting.

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[quote]overstand wrote:
I don’t ever really get pimples, but every now and then I’ll get these bumps on my chin right under my mouth. They’re always in the same spot, usually right around the corner of my mouth. They’re huge and painful and never come to a head like a pimple. If you try to squeeze them they look like hell for weeks. They go away on their own after a few days but the bigger ones will sometimes leave scar tissue or something in the spot where they were and that takes forever to go away. They aren’t really visible even unless you mess with them but they are annoying as hell.

Any strong sexy badasses know what this could be?[/quote]

This is not a smartass answer, I am going to suggest Herpes simplex one. Do you ever feel a tingling sensation right before you get them?

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]overstand wrote:
I don’t ever really get pimples, but every now and then I’ll get these bumps on my chin right under my mouth. They’re always in the same spot, usually right around the corner of my mouth. They’re huge and painful and never come to a head like a pimple. If you try to squeeze them they look like hell for weeks. They go away on their own after a few days but the bigger ones will sometimes leave scar tissue or something in the spot where they were and that takes forever to go away. They aren’t really visible even unless you mess with them but they are annoying as hell.

Any strong sexy badasses know what this could be?[/quote]

This is not a smartass answer, I am going to suggest Herpes simplex one. Do you ever feel a tingling sensation right before you get them?

http://www.medicinenet.com/herpes_simplex_infections_non-genital/article.htm[/quote]

Na they definitely arent cold sores, I’ll get those too like once a year. If anyone else gets them, you can reduce how bad they end up if you catch it early while its still tingling. When you feel the tingle, ice the shit out of it, like 5 ice cubes, every hour or so. Usually you can stop it entirely, but even if you don’t it won’t be near as bad as if you didn’t ice it.

The bumps I get are deep in the skin and never come to the surface.

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Hey Professor X I was wondering if those $100 electric toothbrushes are actually worth the investment or would a $6 dollar standard toothbrush be just as good?

Better yet what kind/type/brand of toothbrush do you personally use?