I always thought luffas were silly but after reading this thread I decided to pick one up yesterday, best dollar I ever spent.
Never needed lotion, but a back scrubber us mandatory . Might be a test of whether you’re big or small. Do you need a back scrubber ?
There’s nothing wrong with soap, water, shampoo. A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good,
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I’ve always had a high and tight.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I found gold!
Does gang fucking, instead of gang raping, mean that the ferret has given consent?
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I’ve always had a high and tight.[/quote]
I love them, but it’s so damn high maintenance. You have to shave the sides/back of your head every day, and you need to get it trimmed every week to keep the style.
Looks good, though. Maybe I’ll get another.
Wash your damn lifting gloves/ straps etc…
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I’ve always had a high and tight.[/quote]
I love them, but it’s so damn high maintenance. You have to shave the sides/back of your head every day, and you need to get it trimmed every week to keep the style.
Looks good, though. Maybe I’ll get another.[/quote]
Wow there buddy, I just go pay the 14 dollars it cost to get it redone. The hair cut looks good on me for about week to week and a half.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I’ve always had a high and tight.[/quote]
I love them, but it’s so damn high maintenance. You have to shave the sides/back of your head every day, and you need to get it trimmed every week to keep the style.
Looks good, though. Maybe I’ll get another.[/quote]
Wow there buddy, I just go pay the 14 dollars it cost to get it redone. The hair cut looks good on me for about week to week and a half.[/quote]
I go straight buzz to the dome, #2, weekly in my bathroom. Anything longer and I start to look like a puffer fish. I’d love for my wife to be able to do high and tight, but alas, she does not want to do that every week. when I didn’t have a receeding hairling I used to rock that flip in the front with slightly longer hair. Like maybe a 5 or 6 on top and a 2 faded up the sides.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]tom63 wrote:
A haircut do it doesn’t look like two squirrels are fucking on your head us also good, [/quote]
This made me bust out laughing. I was in highshool in the late 80’s and had hair down to my ass and almost as equally as high-up. The grandfather of a girl I was dating told me my hair looked like it was “the product of a pack of hyenas trying to gang fuck the ferret colony”.[/quote]
I’ve always had a high and tight.[/quote]
I love them, but it’s so damn high maintenance. You have to shave the sides/back of your head every day, and you need to get it trimmed every week to keep the style.
Looks good, though. Maybe I’ll get another.[/quote]
Wow there buddy, I just go pay the 14 dollars it cost to get it redone. The hair cut looks good on me for about week to week and a half.[/quote]
I go straight buzz to the dome, #2, weekly in my bathroom. Anything longer and I start to look like a puffer fish. I’d love for my wife to be able to do high and tight, but alas, she does not want to do that every week. when I didn’t have a receeding hairling I used to rock that flip in the front with slightly longer hair. Like maybe a 5 or 6 on top and a 2 faded up the sides.
V[/quote]
1.5 on top, zero on the sides with a skin fade and line up. The line up is mostly because only the black barbers around here know how to use a straight razor and your hard pressed to find a white barber (even ex-military) that uses a straight razor except on the face.
Don’t forget to make sure your ass is clean.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Wash your damn lifting gloves/ straps etc…[/quote]
LOL
My elbow sleeves get the funk pretty quick.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Wash your damn lifting gloves/ straps etc…[/quote]
LOL
My ghey sleeves get the funky pretty quick.[/quote]
Yesterday I tried shaving my ass and well, I didn’t manage to finish. I used the method V said to and it was alright no issues, just hard. I’ll probably finish around Sunday or something.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Yesterday I tried shaving my ass and well, I didn’t manage to finish. I used the method V said to and it was alright no issues, just hard. I’ll probably finish around Sunday or something. [/quote]
That’s what Nair is for, wet the ass, pack the crack, rinse and wipe hair away.
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.
AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!
Take care of yourself damn it!
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/
That eye gel stuff works wonders…
[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.
AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!
Take care of yourself damn it!
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/
That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]
Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.
My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.
X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
After years of breaking out after shaving, with a blade or electric,…I have started making my own shave gel. Mix tea tree oil, a little witch hazel and aloe. (a big bottle of pure aloe, a shot glass full of tea tree oil and a shot glass of witch hazel.) I do not break out any more. I also bought a norelco electric that can be used either wet or dry and use the gel with it. If you shower after, the tea tree smell is gone. If not, it takes an hour or two to go away.
Great thread…I think it’s funny that we will make fun of a man using lotion etc, but will not say a word to someone who absolutely wreaks of body, crotch or breath odor.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.
AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!
Take care of yourself damn it!
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/
That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]
Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.
My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.
X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
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I don’t understand what all this bullshit about moisturizing is about. I understand using some hand lotion in the winter, but how the fuck is it necessary to put lotion on all of your body all the time?
Am I just a greasy motherfucker like Lanky?
Another good mens grooming line is Jack Black. Their beard lube, post shave gel, face lotion, and face buff are excellent IMO. Here’s a link:
Edit: forgot to mention the dragon ice is good for when you are sore.