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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.

AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!

Take care of yourself damn it!

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/

That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]

Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.

My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.

X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
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I don’t understand what all this bullshit about moisturizing is about. I understand using some hand lotion in the winter, but how the fuck is it necessary to put lotion on all of your body all the time?

Am I just a greasy motherfucker like Lanky?[/quote]

You might want to qualify your question as pertaining to white people. We all know black people get ashy, we don’t want Professor X running in here with a bottle of Johnson & Johnson ready to shove it up your ignorant behind.

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For the people with oily skin… Count that as a blessing and a curse. The nice thing about it is that whatever cologne you wear will last almost double as long as someone with dry skin (although the same holds true for BO if you don’t wash often…). If you’re that concerned with it, just use some astringent on your face and use an splash type aftershave as opposed to the balm type. It’ll even out your skin tone to a more manageable level.

lotion on the body… Well, the ladies love soft skin on a guy and lotion gives that to you… I’ll leave it at that.

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[quote]randomality wrote:
For the people with oily skin… Count that as a blessing and a curse. The nice thing about it is that whatever cologne you wear will last almost double as long as someone with dry skin (although the same holds true for BO if you don’t wash often…). If you’re that concerned with it, just use some astringent on your face and use an splash type aftershave as opposed to the balm type. It’ll even out your skin tone to a more manageable level.

lotion on the body… Well, the ladies love soft skin on a guy and lotion gives that to you… I’ll leave it at that.[/quote]

I can’t really see my skin being any softer than it already is.

My face can get pretty oily, though. Never had any of that ashy elbow nonsense, though.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.

AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!

Take care of yourself damn it!

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/

That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]

Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.

My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.

X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
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I don’t understand what all this bullshit about moisturizing is about. I understand using some hand lotion in the winter, but how the fuck is it necessary to put lotion on all of your body all the time?

Am I just a greasy motherfucker like Lanky?[/quote]

You might want to qualify your question as pertaining to white people. We all know black people get ashy, we don’t want Professor X running in here with a bottle of Johnson & Johnson ready to shove it up your ignorant behind.
[/quote]

Shit, I have to qualify all my posts now?

Hey guys. I’m white, so keep that in mind when I say what I’m about to say…

The man always be keepin’ whitey down. Life is hard.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.

AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!

Take care of yourself damn it!

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/

That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]

Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.

My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.

X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
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Nothing rinsing in alcohol won’t cure, the razor of course.

About the glistening thing, it’s like sparkling, but not as gay.

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[quote]ward bond wrote:
After years of breaking out after shaving, with a blade or electric,…I have started making my own shave gel. Mix tea tree oil, a little witch hazel and aloe. (a big bottle of pure aloe, a shot glass full of tea tree oil and a shot glass of witch hazel.) I do not break out any more. I also bought a norelco electric that can be used either wet or dry and use the gel with it. If you shower after, the tea tree smell is gone. If not, it takes an hour or two to go away.

Great thread…I think it’s funny that we will make fun of a man using lotion etc, but will not say a word to someone who absolutely wreaks of body, crotch or breath odor.[/quote]

Because real mean stink.

Although I still have to say this, shaving with hot water and baby oil for a week, then just hot water will toughen up the skin. Shaving cream and gel break down the skin + scrapping skin will do horrible things to your skin.

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[quote]randomality wrote:
For the people with oily skin… Count that as a blessing and a curse. The nice thing about it is that whatever cologne you wear will last almost double as long as someone with dry skin (although the same holds true for BO if you don’t wash often…). If you’re that concerned with it, just use some astringent on your face and use an splash type aftershave as opposed to the balm type. It’ll even out your skin tone to a more manageable level.

lotion on the body… Well, the ladies love soft skin on a guy and lotion gives that to you… I’ll leave it at that.[/quote]

Lawl, soft skin. I’m sure they’d like to hold a women at night too. You don’t want to be dried out, but I don’t think soft skin is actually it either. Especially hands, you can tell a lot about a guy if his hands are soft skinned. Mostly that he has a vagina between his thighs.

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Yeah, rough hands on a man are sexy.

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I shower 3 times a day usually

brush, floss, mouth wash

and OMG I put Gel in my hair!

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Yeah, rough hands on a man are sexy.[/quote]

Point proven…:smiley:

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[quote]brauny96 wrote:
I shower 3 times a day usually

brush, floss, mouth wash

and OMG I put jizz in my hair![/quote]

Cool story.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Yeah, rough hands on a man are sexy.[/quote]

Point proven…:D[/quote]
Noooooooooo

Scratches from hands that are too rough suck!

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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Yeah, rough hands on a man are sexy.[/quote]

Point proven…:D[/quote]
Noooooooooo

Scratches from hands that are too rough suck![/quote]

Lol, there is a difference between not taking care of your hands and have girl hands. I’m talking about not having girl hands. If you don’t take care of your hands you’ll tear them apart worse than if they were like girls.

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Did we ever find a place to buy those Japanese towel rag things?

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.

AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!

Take care of yourself damn it!

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/

That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]

Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.

My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.

X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
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I don’t understand what all this bullshit about moisturizing is about. I understand using some hand lotion in the winter, but how the fuck is it necessary to put lotion on all of your body all the time?

Am I just a greasy motherfucker like Lanky?[/quote]

You might want to qualify your question as pertaining to white people. We all know black people get ashy, we don’t want Professor X running in here with a bottle of Johnson & Johnson ready to shove it up your ignorant behind.
[/quote]

Shit, I have to qualify all my posts now?

Hey guys. I’m white, so keep that in mind when I say what I’m about to say…

The man always be keepin’ whitey down. Life is hard.[/quote]

It really doesn’t matter what color you are…your post was still retarded. If YOU don’t need lotion, fucking great for you. I would suggest that those who do need it quit listening to guys like you and buy some fucking lotion.

I doubt anyone gives a shit that you have greasy skin all day long.

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Did we ever find a place to buy those Japanese towel rag things?[/quote]

YEAH. I thought I layed that out for you. I’m out an about the DC metro area and I pick mine up at Whole Foods stores. I’ve seen them in Drugs Stores as well. They are about 30 times better than a brush on a stick. Basically its the same material as a those scrunchy loofa type things the women use.

Except its a wash cloth that is about 15inch long out the pack and when wet it stretches to 2 feet or more it holds the soap like nothing else get the back like never before. I also know you hate retail so I’m still checking for the discounts for ya.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]randomality wrote:
Moisturize… It does wonders for the skin. It baffles me how some men are still not willing to do it. Some vaseline cocoa butter on the skin right after a good shower does wonders for the skin.

AND SHAVE PROPERLY!!!
Remember that you’re scraping your skin every time. Change your razor when it gets dull, and use friggin aftershave balm!!!

Take care of yourself damn it!

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/23/5-womens-products-that-every-guy-should-use/

That eye gel stuff works wonders… [/quote]

Moisturizers tend to make my skin even more oily throughout the day, I don’t need to glisten when I walk around.

My face moisturizes itself just fine. Too much, actually, I have oily ass skin.

X2 on changing the razor, though. I know razors are expensive as all hell, but the “I shaved with a rusty razor” look went out years ago.
[/quote]

I don’t understand what all this bullshit about moisturizing is about. I understand using some hand lotion in the winter, but how the fuck is it necessary to put lotion on all of your body all the time?

Am I just a greasy motherfucker like Lanky?[/quote]

You might want to qualify your question as pertaining to white people. We all know black people get ashy, we don’t want Professor X running in here with a bottle of Johnson & Johnson ready to shove it up your ignorant behind.
[/quote]

Shit, I have to qualify all my posts now?

Hey guys. I’m white, so keep that in mind when I say what I’m about to say…

The man always be keepin’ whitey down. Life is hard.[/quote]

It really doesn’t matter what color you are…your post was still retarded. If YOU don’t need lotion, fucking great for you. I would suggest that those who do need it quit listening to guys like you and buy some fucking lotion.

I doubt anyone gives a shit that you have greasy skin all day long.[/quote]

U jelly?

This post is retarded, X. You can’t get self-righteous about lotion. That’s fucked up.

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Had to go to Old Navy for something and ended up grabbing the last RecTech shirt on sale for 5bucks. That’s just cRAzY!!@#!@#!@$!

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

U jelly?

This post is retarded, X. You can’t get self-righteous about lotion. That’s fucked up.[/quote]

Dude, you do what YOU need to do in order to not have bad hygiene and/or get laid.

The attitude that this is somehow strange is why this thread was made to begin with.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Had to go to Old Navy for something and ended up grabbing the last RecTech shirt on sale for 5bucks. That’s just cRAzY!!@#!@#!@$![/quote]

…and it will last as long as any of those other shirts. Surprisingly, it isn’t a cheaply made Walmart rip off double priced.