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[quote]Vegita wrote:
One other point to make about my method vs some of the product intense methods. Mine is SUBSTANTIALLY less costly. For instance. I buy at a bulk store the cheapest soap I can get, it’s usually Dial soap. I use very little per day, so one bar lasts me a couple weeks or more. I don’t have to buy lotions to “fix” my skin because I don’t destroy it in the first place.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Dial-Bar-Gold-Antibacterial-Deodorant-Soap-4-oz-ea-8-ct/3404?sourceid=1500000000000007346330&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=3404

Here is 8 bars of gold dial soap for $3.50. Say 1 bar lasts 2 weeks, thats 16 weeks. 4 months of skin care costs me $3.50

Also taking long hot showers will eat up your energy bill. Short warm showers will save you money each month.

V[/quote]

I’ve actually never really had problems with dry skin, and I use bodywash all over once a day. I don’t really use hot water, though, which could be a reason. You’re right about specific areas being the ones to cause the “funk,” though. Genitals, ass and armpits are definitely them. I only wash the rest of my body for the same reasons that I wash my hands a few times throughout the day. I’m sort of a germophobe, haha. You’re skin shouldn’t dry out from soap if you use a quality one, I’d say.

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[quote]Efeguwewe wrote:
In regards to a post a couple of pages back, I’m just confused with the Nair usage on balls/ass crack. Won’t that stuff dripping down in the shower come down your legs and strip off leg hair? I guess I’m just too lazy to constantly trim and am looking for a quicker solution but I don’t want my leg hair to go away haha. I was wondering about this for awhile since I too shave my upper body and just thought it would be more time efficient to use Nair on my upper body plus lower regions. Any thoughts?

Also for back acne, I don’t develop that much but I have some pretty bad scarring that I’d like to get rid of. I’ve been using a back scrubber and have some medicated ointment to rub on my back to stop the backne from coming and it seems to have slowed down. Any suggestions for this as well?[/quote]

I actually wrote this in my first post in this thread, but try changing your sheets once a week if you don’t already. This helps a lot of people clear up bacne. It sounds simple, but it’s definitely worth a try.

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[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?

With what? Baby powder?

Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]

Baby powder, or Kama Sutra Honey Dust if I might be getting lucky, because it’s edible. The powders keep the areas dry so they don’t smell.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
this is the second thread V has come in to hit with his knowledge. This is the ass crack man, remember!
[/quote]

All must bow down backwards before the Prince of Posterior, Captain of Crack, Archduke of Ass, King of Keister, a Bright, Shining Light in The Darkest of Depths…

The Knight-errant of Night-Errands.

Sheriff Shiny Sheriff’s Badge.

THE ONE.

THE ONLY.

He’ll work your cornhole like a two-dollar whore(what?)…

THE MOONWALKER.

THE WHITE KNIGHT OF HOLES TIGHT.

THE PEOPLES’ POOPER PERSON.

THE CHAMPION OF CHEEK.

AND THOUGH WE WALK IN THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF DEATH, WE SHALL FEAR NO EVIL

Honestly, I can do this all day.

HE’LL DO YOU ALL DAY.

YOUR HEMORRHOID HERO.

MASTER OF BLASTER.

V.

Now give us a kiss.

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[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?

With what? Baby powder?

Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]

Baby powder, or Kama Sutra Honey Dust if I might be getting lucky, because it’s edible. The powders keep the areas dry so they don’t smell. [/quote]

I tried powder once because we went through a particularly hot humid stretch a year or two ago. I powdered the balls and at the end of the day they were itchy as hell. I inspect and the powder had congealed to the skin and left them really irritated for the next couple of days. Also the powder was stuck on the sack and turned shiny and had a scaly appearance. It was a very strange reaction but it has caused me to never apply anything to my nutsack ever again. It was just regular old Johnson & Johnson baby powder. I just go with loose fitting boxers during the day and something tighter (boxer briefs) for a workout or if I need to keep em locked down.

V

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
this is the second thread V has come in to hit with his knowledge. This is the ass crack man, remember!
[/quote]

All must bow down backwards before the Prince of Posterior, Captain of Crack, Archduke of Ass, King of Keister, a Bright, Shining Light in The Darkest of Depths…

The Knight-errant of Night-Errands.

Sheriff Shiny Sheriff’s Badge.

THE ONE.

THE ONLY.

He’ll work your cornhole like a two-dollar whore(what?)…

THE MOONWALKER.

THE WHITE KNIGHT OF HOLES TIGHT.

THE PEOPLES’ POOPER PERSON.

THE CHAMPION OF CHEEK.

AND THOUGH WE WALK IN THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF DEATH, WE SHALL FEAR NO EVIL

Honestly, I can do this all day.

HE’LL DO YOU ALL DAY.

YOUR HEMORRHOID HERO.

MASTER OF BLASTER.

V.

Now give us a kiss.[/quote]

LOL, honestly, when I read the other ass shaving thread and some of the responses I was like WTF does anyone have a fucking brain? Brown smushy matter squeezes it’s way past a surface covered in coarse hair, uhhhhhh duh, it’s going to be a fucking mess to deal with, remove the hair and make life simple. Now brown smushy substance slides past smooth surfcae and is a snap to clean up.

People are soo damn taboo about a damn asshole they can’t even imagine doing a little work on thiers. I have actually gotten this comment before when I have disclosed my tip for a hygenic ass. “I can’t shave my ass, it’s my … Ass!” Fuck use a separate razor and get the thing done, IMO NOT shaving it is repulsing.

V

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
this is the second thread V has come in to hit with his knowledge. This is the ass crack man, remember!
[/quote]

All must bow down backwards before the Prince of Posterior, Captain of Crack, Archduke of Ass, King of Keister, a Bright, Shining Light in The Darkest of Depths…

The Knight-errant of Night-Errands.

Sheriff Shiny Sheriff’s Badge.

THE ONE.

THE ONLY.

He’ll work your cornhole like a two-dollar whore(what?)…

THE MOONWALKER.

THE WHITE KNIGHT OF HOLES TIGHT.

THE PEOPLES’ POOPER PERSON.

THE CHAMPION OF CHEEK.

AND THOUGH WE WALK IN THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF DEATH, WE SHALL FEAR NO EVIL

Honestly, I can do this all day.

HE’LL DO YOU ALL DAY.

YOUR HEMORRHOID HERO.

MASTER OF BLASTER.

V.

Now give us a kiss.[/quote]

LOL, honestly, when I read the other ass shaving thread and some of the responses I was like WTF does anyone have a fucking brain? Brown smushy matter squeezes it’s way past a surface covered in coarse hair, uhhhhhh duh, it’s going to be a fucking mess to deal with, remove the hair and make life simple. Now brown smushy substance slides past smooth surfcae and is a snap to clean up. People are soo damn taboo about a damn asshole they can’t even imagine doing a little work on thiers. I have actually gotten this comment before when I have disclosed my tip for a hygenic ass. “I can’t shave my ass, it’s my … Ass!” Fuck use a separate razor and get the thing done, IMO NOT shaving it is repulsing.

V[/quote]

I agree. A lot of guys won’t shave anything but their face. I don’t really remember what I looked like before I started shaving my pubic hair, but I imagine it wasn’t pretty.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?

With what? Baby powder?

Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]

Baby powder, or Kama Sutra Honey Dust if I might be getting lucky, because it’s edible. The powders keep the areas dry so they don’t smell. [/quote]

I tried powder once because we went through a particularly hot humid stretch a year or two ago. I powdered the balls and at the end of the day they were itchy as hell. I inspect and the powder had congealed to the skin and left them really irritated for the next couple of days. Also the powder was stuck on the sack and turned shiny and had a scaly appearance. It was a very strange reaction but it has caused me to never apply anything to my nutsack ever again. It was just regular old Johnson & Johnson baby powder. I just go with loose fitting boxers during the day and something tighter (boxer briefs) for a workout or if I need to keep em locked down.

V[/quote]

Haha, your description was hilarious. I’ve only noticed the weird “scale” problems to occur when I’m not properly hydrated. Sort of makes my skin really tight, but I just mean in general, and not because of Baby Powder.

In Argentina, I poured a ton of Gold Bond Extra Stength into my boots every day because we would be walking a lot, and my feet would get really hot and hurt all day while walking. It wasn’t until I saw large spots almost literally burned into my Superfeet insoles that I realized just what the powder was doing to my feet for the past couple of days.

I still cringe just thinking about it. I haven’t really been able to use Gold Bond since, so I can sort of reciprocate with your story. We’re both scarred because of powdery products. I’m sure someone has a good cocaine story that caused them some scarring. =P

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Unrelated side note: It occurred to me recently that some of those compression shirts are like wearing a damn girdle all day long which leads me to wonder if excessive wear may actually hold back gains in muscle masss long term

Just a thought…but I know the largest size they make fit me so tight around the arms and chest that I have indentations in my skin when I take it off at the end of the day.[/quote]

Actually, it might help:

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[quote]sardines12 wrote:
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place[/quote]

Yes, it would be…which is why it is great that we can all think for ourselves.

I use antiperspirant/deodorant. There is no way in hell I am going to spray baby powder everywhere when it is less effective, less long acting and worse smelling.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]sardines12 wrote:
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place[/quote]

Yes, it would be…which is why it is great that we can all think for ourselves.

I use antiperspirant/deodorant. There is no way in hell I am going to spray baby powder everywhere when it is less effective, less long acting and better smelling.[/quote]

I find baby powder keeps my balls dryer and smoother. Plus, every girl that has ever gone down on me tells me later that whenever they smell baby powder, it reminds them of my schlong. That’s an added bonus.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]sardines12 wrote:
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place[/quote]

Yes, it would be…which is why it is great that we can all think for ourselves.

I use antiperspirant/deodorant. There is no way in hell I am going to spray baby powder everywhere when it is less effective, less long acting and better smelling.[/quote]

I find baby powder keeps my balls dryer and smoother. Plus, every girl that has ever gone down on me tells me later that whenever they smell baby powder, it reminds them of my schlong. That’s an added bonus.[/quote]

Trust me, “Oh my gawd, you smell…delicious” beats, “oh dear, you smell like my little brother when he shits his pants…so cute!” anyday.

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[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Unrelated side note: It occurred to me recently that some of those compression shirts are like wearing a damn girdle all day long which leads me to wonder if excessive wear may actually hold back gains in muscle masss long term

Just a thought…but I know the largest size they make fit me so tight around the arms and chest that I have indentations in my skin when I take it off at the end of the day.[/quote]

Actually, it might help:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaatsu[/quote]

That has been around for a very long time and if cutting off blood supply really worked for building huge muscles, every bodybuilder would be doing it. Also, full upper body compression all day long is not the same. If the sarcoplasmic sheath around muscle tissue has any control over the amount of size a muscle can grow to, then compression could possibly …POSSIBLY…hold back muscle growth progress.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]sardines12 wrote:
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place[/quote]

Yes, it would be…which is why it is great that we can all think for ourselves.

I use antiperspirant/deodorant. There is no way in hell I am going to spray baby powder everywhere when it is less effective, less long acting and better smelling.[/quote]

I find baby powder keeps my balls dryer and smoother. Plus, every girl that has ever gone down on me tells me later that whenever they smell baby powder, it reminds them of my schlong. That’s an added bonus.[/quote]

Trust me, “Oh my gawd, you smell…delicious” beats, “oh dear, you smell like my little brother when he shits his pants…so cute!” anyday.[/quote]

Definitely. But the next time her little brother shits his pants the image of my schlong is going to be all over her mind.

I like my penis to be on girls’ minds as much as possible.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]sardines12 wrote:
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place[/quote]

Yes, it would be…which is why it is great that we can all think for ourselves.

I use antiperspirant/deodorant. There is no way in hell I am going to spray baby powder everywhere when it is less effective, less long acting and better smelling.[/quote]

I find baby powder keeps my balls dryer and smoother. Plus, every girl that has ever gone down on me tells me later that whenever they smell baby powder, it reminds them of my schlong. That’s an added bonus.[/quote]

Trust me, “Oh my gawd, you smell…delicious” beats, “oh dear, you smell like my little brother when he shits his pants…so cute!” anyday.[/quote]

Definitely. But the next time her little brother shits his pants the image of my schlong is going to be all over her mind.

I like my penis to be on girls’ minds as much as possible.[/quote]

In the famous words of Cleveland from Family Guy…“that’s nasssssty”.

…and possibly incestuous.

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Haha, any publicity is good publicity.

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I sell performance apparel for a living. A few tips for getting the funk out of your clothes, cotton or synthetic:

  • Use a performance fabric detergent such as WIN or Penguin sport wash. I have also heard that using a liquid soap, such as a non-scented dishwashing liquid dish soap works well. This is anecdotal though - so try at your own risk.

  • HOT water wash unless garment tag says otherwise

  • If drying in an electric/gas dryer, take the clothing out of the washer AS SOON as the wash cycle is done, and dry at the highest setting the garment tag recommends. Leaving wet clothes in the washing machine for any time at all creates a perfect breeding ground for bacteria.

  • Turn your clothing inside out and line dry IN THE SUN (line drying in your basement or laundry room will do no good). After the clothing is 100% dry, turn them back rightside out and leave in the sun for another half hour. The sun’s uv rays will beat hell out of bacteria. UV rays will fade colors more quickly than a dryer will, but hey - we’re talking workout clothes here. It aint a fashion show, right?

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Thread delivers.

I second the recommendation for Anthony Logistics for Men. I use their Glycolic facial cleanser and body cleansing gel. Both are awesome.

They also have an ingrown hair treatment product that is the ONLY thing I’ve found to work for the nasty redness on my neck that results after shaving.

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Alright bought some Nair for Men, we’ll see how this goes

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
The back scrubber i use. It can stretch from finger to finger in a full wing span and cleans like a charm. Personally i like it better than a brush, more pliable and a lot easier to get my entire back.[/quote]

Looks like a personal anal device. Is this what you use in the shower? Do you need to lube it? lol