[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
About to shave my ass in tribute to this thread. [/quote]
It’ll feel weird when you fart for a while.
This is normal.[/quote]
I have already noticed this. It feels like a bubble forms and pops. Wow that is gross, sorry for any woman who just read that.[/quote]
Yep.
Must be what girls feel like all the time. It’s no wonder they never fart.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
About to shave my ass in tribute to this thread. [/quote]
It’ll feel weird when you fart for a while.
This is normal.[/quote]
I have already noticed this. It feels like a bubble forms and pops. Wow that is gross, sorry for any woman who just read that.[/quote]
Yep.
Must be what girls feel like all the time. It’s no wonder they never fart.[/quote]
Our butts are like fluffy pillows so it’s not comparable at all, really.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Body groomer recommendations anyone?[/quote]
I was looking into that myself and saw this one recommended in a few places: http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-Bodygroom-Shaver/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&qid=1280446599&sr=8-1 [/quote]
I use a Norelco Body Groomer Pro, works quite well.[/quote]
I would actually recommend something with a more visible blade, like this:
I have that set, and it’s served me well for 3 years. It comes with multiple-length attachments for each trimmer. The price is actually cheap. Neither are really good for your genitals, though. You’ll get some nicks. For the area above your dick, they’re great, though. [/quote]
Yah, the Norelco pro has a trimmer on the bottom and one of those razor’s with the screen on the top, it’s pretty sexy.[/quote]
Oh, very cool. If it works well, then awesome. My first Andis trimmmer actually burned out on me. It was cordless, which I think was part of the problem. Just a warning. I feel like any heavy-duty barber trimmer is a good option, at least for me. [/quote]
Are you that much of a yeti that you need a barber trimmer for body hair? My happy trail is more ecstatic than just happy, and I don’t think I’d need something that heavy duty.[/quote]
Some of us were just born more manly than you.
Body hair is for fat people who need something to distract from their fatness. When you are muscular, it looks much better with body hair completely shaved off or trimmed. I completely shave my upper body and trim my legs and such down to 2mm.
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Yeah, my upper body definitely looks better trimmed. Out of curiosity, do you get rid of arm hair as well? I have a shit-ton of arm hair that sort of travels up to my triceps.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
About to shave my ass in tribute to this thread. [/quote]
It’ll feel weird when you fart for a while.
This is normal.[/quote]
I have already noticed this. It feels like a bubble forms and pops. Wow that is gross, sorry for any woman who just read that.[/quote]
Yep.
Must be what girls feel like all the time. It’s no wonder they never fart.[/quote]
Our butts are like fluffy pillows so it’s not comparable at all, really.[/quote]
Wells, unless we’re really lean, we guys tend to be a bit soft in those parts, as well. It’s not a butt thing so much as a taint/gooch thing.
Trust me. It’s just weird.
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Body groomer recommendations anyone?[/quote]
I was looking into that myself and saw this one recommended in a few places: http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-Bodygroom-Shaver/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&qid=1280446599&sr=8-1 [/quote]
I use a Norelco Body Groomer Pro, works quite well.[/quote]
I would actually recommend something with a more visible blade, like this:
I have that set, and it’s served me well for 3 years. It comes with multiple-length attachments for each trimmer. The price is actually cheap. Neither are really good for your genitals, though. You’ll get some nicks. For the area above your dick, they’re great, though. [/quote]
Yah, the Norelco pro has a trimmer on the bottom and one of those razor’s with the screen on the top, it’s pretty sexy.[/quote]
Oh, very cool. If it works well, then awesome. My first Andis trimmmer actually burned out on me. It was cordless, which I think was part of the problem. Just a warning. I feel like any heavy-duty barber trimmer is a good option, at least for me. [/quote]
Are you that much of a yeti that you need a barber trimmer for body hair? My happy trail is more ecstatic than just happy, and I don’t think I’d need something that heavy duty.[/quote]
Some of us were just born more manly than you.
Body hair is for fat people who need something to distract from their fatness. When you are muscular, it looks much better with body hair completely shaved off or trimmed. I completely shave my upper body and trim my legs and such down to 2mm.
[/quote]
Yeah, my upper body definitely looks better trimmed. Out of curiosity, do you get rid of arm hair as well? I have a shit-ton of arm hair that sort of travels up to my triceps.[/quote]
Yeah i use the body groomer pro, great buy.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
About to shave my ass in tribute to this thread. [/quote]
It’ll feel weird when you fart for a while.
This is normal.[/quote]
I have already noticed this. It feels like a bubble forms and pops. Wow that is gross, sorry for any woman who just read that.[/quote]
Yep.
Must be what girls feel like all the time. It’s no wonder they never fart.[/quote]
Our butts are like fluffy pillows so it’s not comparable at all, really.[/quote]
My fat ass > fluffy pillow
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]FlameofOsiris wrote:
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Body groomer recommendations anyone?[/quote]
I was looking into that myself and saw this one recommended in a few places: http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-Bodygroom-Shaver/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&qid=1280446599&sr=8-1 [/quote]
I use a Norelco Body Groomer Pro, works quite well.[/quote]
I would actually recommend something with a more visible blade, like this:
I have that set, and it’s served me well for 3 years. It comes with multiple-length attachments for each trimmer. The price is actually cheap. Neither are really good for your genitals, though. You’ll get some nicks. For the area above your dick, they’re great, though. [/quote]
Yah, the Norelco pro has a trimmer on the bottom and one of those razor’s with the screen on the top, it’s pretty sexy.[/quote]
Oh, very cool. If it works well, then awesome. My first Andis trimmmer actually burned out on me. It was cordless, which I think was part of the problem. Just a warning. I feel like any heavy-duty barber trimmer is a good option, at least for me. [/quote]
Are you that much of a yeti that you need a barber trimmer for body hair? My happy trail is more ecstatic than just happy, and I don’t think I’d need something that heavy duty.[/quote]
Some of us were just born more manly than you.
Body hair is for fat people who need something to distract from their fatness. When you are muscular, it looks much better with body hair completely shaved off or trimmed. I completely shave my upper body and trim my legs and such down to 2mm.
[/quote]
Yeah, my upper body definitely looks better trimmed. Out of curiosity, do you get rid of arm hair as well? I have a shit-ton of arm hair that sort of travels up to my triceps.[/quote]
Yup, I shave everything off between my neck line and waist. Armpits included.
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]
Powdered sugar?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]
Gold Bond ftw. Pour a lil in your hand and pat down the balls, easy.
In regards to a post a couple of pages back, I’m just confused with the Nair usage on balls/ass crack. Won’t that stuff dripping down in the shower come down your legs and strip off leg hair? I guess I’m just too lazy to constantly trim and am looking for a quicker solution but I don’t want my leg hair to go away haha. I was wondering about this for awhile since I too shave my upper body and just thought it would be more time efficient to use Nair on my upper body plus lower regions. Any thoughts?
Also for back acne, I don’t develop that much but I have some pretty bad scarring that I’d like to get rid of. I’ve been using a back scrubber and have some medicated ointment to rub on my back to stop the backne from coming and it seems to have slowed down. Any suggestions for this as well?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’ll start…Buy a fucking back scrubber if you lift weights. The mega-back-acne look went out with the 80’s[/quote]
Guilty, lol. Suppose I’ll try one of these.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]
Powdered sugar?[/quote]
I use powdered stevia then go for a quick jog.
Sweet and powdery = caked up pheromones.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]
Powdered sugar?[/quote]
I use powdered stevia then go for a quick jog.
Sweet and powdery = caked up pheromones.[/quote]
I use cocaine and mesa harina flour. But seriously, who here uses Nair on their chode? I’m going to buy some tomorrow. Any dos or donts with that stuff?
wouldn’t spray deoederant or just deoderant be better than powder all over the place
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
What the hell do you guys mean “powder your balls” ?
With what? Baby powder?
Don’t you get all that powder all over your clothes?[/quote]
This shit right here has me in tears laughing. All I can think of is MONGO going ape shit with some baby powder. Hahahaha oh man this is a great start to the day.
I just shaved my armpits.
I’ve never done it before, but this thread inspired me.
Looks weird.
Trimming bodyhair helps a LOT with funk, especially in hot humid weather. I trim anything that is enclosed all day, pits crack, balls, chest/back. I have shaved before but I get ingrowns in some spots, like where the elastic from my boxers rest. I just go with a #1, every where and razor the balls and crack.
Another thing that is beneficial to your skin is to NOT use all the fucking scrubbers and shit all the time. Seriously. I probably soap my entire body 1-2 times per week. My normal shower is in lukewarm water and I soap up the areas I shave, Balls, crack pits, and face. The rest I just use my hand and rub lukewarm water to clear any debris off the skin.
The reason you tards have to use so much lotion is because HOT water dehydrates your skin as well as scrubbing it and using harsh cleaners on it. Then you get out of the shower and you scrub it again with your towel.
Seriously try it, try this, does your pits smell? Yes, use soap daily. Does you ass smell? yes, use soap daily. Does your balls smell? Yes, use soap daily. Does your arm smell? No, rinse it with lukewarm water and pat dry (don’t rub the towel). Does your thigh smell? No, rinse with lukewarm water, pat dry. Does your feet smell? Maybe, if yes, wash with soap, if no, rinse.
Do it for a week and your skin will be strong and NOT dry or oily. Ya’ll are irritating the fuck out of your skins natural balance. You are buying 2X’s as much product because one fucks it up and then you need another one to fix it.
Once per week I do a full body soap up. This is also when I wash my hair, though I do rock a buzz cut so my head rinses off easily with just water.
V
One other point to make about my method vs some of the product intense methods. Mine is SUBSTANTIALLY less costly. For instance. I buy at a bulk store the cheapest soap I can get, it’s usually Dial soap. I use very little per day, so one bar lasts me a couple weeks or more. I don’t have to buy lotions to “fix” my skin because I don’t destroy it in the first place.
Here is 8 bars of gold dial soap for $3.50. Say 1 bar lasts 2 weeks, thats 16 weeks. 4 months of skin care costs me $3.50
Also taking long hot showers will eat up your energy bill. Short warm showers will save you money each month.
V
this is the second thread V has come in to hit with his knowledge. This is the ass crack man, remember!