If anyone knows the whereabouts of these amazing shoes please contact me…
[quote]csulli wrote:
Wow I never realized every TNationer apparently has way more yellow fever than me lol.
Give me a green eyed redhead any day. That’s my weakness.[/quote]
X1000
there must be more monster cock guys out there than i thought. i was just starting to get my ego back because i have never actually seen a boner that was significantly bigger than mine in real life, and that is weird because i am half indian so if you look up the word average in a dictionary you will see a picture of my penis. which is true, i hide my dirty polaroids in my dictionary
Do men see very many boners in real life?
Congratulations, Jen! This is tonight or tomorrow? Either way, I hope it’s wonderful! 
good question, by accident that would be rare, though that would be a good story. the T-Nation guys here are mostly straight so i’d be surprised if they had seen even one. (not that you arent cool if you havent) maybe a few of them watched a porn with their friend in high school or maybe somebody here is a swinger, tag teamed a hooker. still wouldnt be enough data to get a comparison
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Do men see very many boners in real life?
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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Do men see very many boners in real life?
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Funny, now that I think about it I don’t think I’ve ever seen an erection in real life besides my own.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Do men see very many boners in real life?
[/quote]
Funny, now that I think about it I don’t think I’ve ever seen an erection in real life besides my own.[/quote]
All I can say is that if a urologist asks you if your balls are of normal size the correct answer is not “how would I know?”.
First time I had another man all over my balls.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Congratulations, Jen! This is tonight or tomorrow? Either way, I hope it’s wonderful!
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Hey lady, thanks a bunch :D.
It’s tonight, so that means I am probably going to have nerve induced tummy troubles all day… :S.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
The Spockster is T-Nation’s lil sister! If we had us one of them there SAMA’s can you imagine the entertainment she really provide?[/quote]
Ha-ha, that is so awesome.
Ima parta the family. <— Oh, I am saying that in a mob/mafia kind of accent, heh.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OH MY GOD-NESS! Hey everyone!!
I am going on a real live, not-just-drunken-fucking date. With a “man”, cause he told me to stop calling him a boy, HAHA.
I wanted to share it with ya’ll cause this is like my first real date in…um…my lfietime? HEH
That’s right, somebody who I’ve already had awkward sex with invited me out to go play mini golf.
!
I had half a mind to start a new thread, but then I chickened out so I figured I’d just throw it in here…
I’m going to wear jeans and my TMNT t-shirt.
HEHEHEHE[/quote]
Fucking awesome, Jen!!! big hug
I’m so happy for you I hope the date goes well. Don’t be nervous. Just be YOURSELF: sweet, goofy and funny, and, everything will go fine.
And as for the sex, girl, forget about the size. It’s all about how wet and horny you are. As long you’re relaxed, his cock shouldn’t been an issue. Tell him to play with your beautiful, sexy pussy before he attempts some kind of entering with something… bigger… 'know what I mean, honey? He MUST EAT it real good, play with you nipples, and make you squirm with pleasure… mmmm…
Put some music as well, SEXING MUSIC especially, so that’ll keep you in the mood. I swear, you will forget how big he is (even if he ain’t as big as you think he is ;)) 'cos when you’re wet and ready to go and, when he sticks that hardened cock in, mmmm… the size don’t matter no more. What matters is his peen game, if you cacth my drift…?
Damn… feeling horny myself right now writing about all that sexing.
BRB. Gotta make a booty call.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Do men see very many boners in real life?
[/quote]
Funny, now that I think about it I don’t think I’ve ever seen an erection in real life besides my own.[/quote]
All I can say is that if a urologist asks you if your balls are of normal size the correct answer is not “how would I know?”.
First time I had another man all over my balls. [/quote]
About a week ago I had a conversation with my wife that went like this:
Me: You know, I think my testicles might have gotten smaller.
Her: Why do you say that?
Me: Because I could never wear boxer shorts before because at the end of the day my balls would ache, but now I can with no problem. The thought occurred to me maybe they’ve shrank so I did some digging on the net and learned mens’ testicles start slowly shrinking after about the age of 40."
A day or two later after getting out of the shower I cupped them and took a good close look. Then I went upstairs and displayed them to my wife in the same manner and said “Look at them, they’re fucking huge!” I think that actually turned on my wife because everytime we’ve had sex since then she’s played with them quite a bit.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Congratulations, Jen! This is tonight or tomorrow? Either way, I hope it’s wonderful!
[/quote]
Hey lady, thanks a bunch :D.
It’s tonight, so that means I am probably going to have nerve induced tummy troubles all day… :S.[/quote]
I hope it was fun as all hell and not nerve-wracking at all!
Have I ever mentioned that on my first date with my current guy I got really drunk and did things in a car I shouldn’t have and then had to be driven home but had to stop to throw up on the way? And also wound up with very obviously bruised lips. Not sure why.
But I wasn’t nervous. It was a lot of fun, actually. Until right at the end.
I don’t know if I’d recommend it as a dating strategy, though.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Do men see very many boners in real life?
[/quote]
Funny, now that I think about it I don’t think I’ve ever seen an erection in real life besides my own.[/quote]
All I can say is that if a urologist asks you if your balls are of normal size the correct answer is not “how would I know?”.
First time I had another man all over my balls. [/quote]
About a week ago I had a conversation with my wife that went like this:
Me: You know, I think my testicles might have gotten smaller.
Her: Why do you say that?
Me: Because I could never wear boxer shorts before because at the end of the day my balls would ache, but now I can with no problem. The thought occurred to me maybe they’ve shrank so I did some digging on the net and learned mens’ testicles start slowly shrinking after about the age of 40."
A day or two later after getting out of the shower I cupped them and took a good close look. Then I went upstairs and displayed them to my wife in the same manner and said “Look at them, they’re fucking huge!” I think that actually turned on my wife because everytime we’ve had sex since then she’s played with them quite a bit.[/quote]
LOL, I’m going to have to try this
YA SOOOOO…
Um, I got stood up. I texted him at noon today and asked if we were still on and he answered me three hours later with a “possibly” then no texts until 8:30 saying he was getting drunk with his friends and heading out to the bar soon.
I feel like a goober.
I mean, girls do shit, ya know? Like I bought new underwear and re painted my toe nails. Which may not seem like a lot really, but I… I dunno. This meant a lot to me.
GIrls should be being stood up for their first dates at like 14, not 26. I feel like I need a group of tweens to take me to the mall and buy me ice cream and ugly jewlery so that I can feel better or something.
Anyway… thank you all for your continued support in my not-really-there love life, that and all my other crazy shennangings.
Like talking about No country for old men and anthony kiedis all the time, heh.
Ya’ll are a swell bunch.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
YA SOOOOO…
Um, I got stood up. I texted him at noon today and asked if we were still on and he answered me three hours later with a “possibly” then no texts until 8:30 saying he was getting drunk with his friends and heading out to the bar soon.
I feel like a goober.
I mean, girls do shit, ya know? Like I bought new underwear and re painted my toe nails. Which may not seem like a lot really, but I… I dunno. This meant a lot to me.
GIrls should be being stood up for their first dates at like 14, not 26. I feel like I need a group of tweens to take me to the mall and buy me ice cream and ugly jewlery so that I can feel better or something.
Anyway… thank you all for your continued support in my not-really-there love life, that and all my other crazy shennangings.
Like talking about No country for old men and anthony kiedis all the time, heh.
Ya’ll are a swell bunch. [/quote]
dang.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
YA SOOOOO…
Um, I got stood up. I texted him at noon today and asked if we were still on and he answered me three hours later with a “possibly” then no texts until 8:30 saying he was getting drunk with his friends and heading out to the bar soon.
I feel like a goober.
I mean, girls do shit, ya know? Like I bought new underwear and re painted my toe nails. Which may not seem like a lot really, but I… I dunno. This meant a lot to me.
GIrls should be being stood up for their first dates at like 14, not 26. I feel like I need a group of tweens to take me to the mall and buy me ice cream and ugly jewlery so that I can feel better or something.
Anyway… thank you all for your continued support in my not-really-there love life, that and all my other crazy shennangings.
Like talking about No country for old men and anthony kiedis all the time, heh.
Ya’ll are a swell bunch. [/quote]
What a punk. I take it it was a firm date? Did you get a sitter and everything?