I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
how big?
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
how big?[/quote]
Spock strikes me as the type who would see a barely above average dick(like, not much above 6 inches) and think it’s huge because as it turns out the average penis is plenty large for the average not torn up vagina.
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
how big?[/quote]
Spock strikes me as the type who would see a barely above average dick(like, not much above 6 inches) and think it’s huge because as it turns out the average penis is plenty large for the average not torn up vagina.[/quote]
HAHA! This is probably true…
He claims he’s not that big, but I keep telling him he’s ginormous.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
but I keep telling him he’s ginormous.
[/quote]
Then you did your job well. Did you make him a sammich afterwards?
If not, do that and I guarantee another booty call.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
but I keep telling him he’s ginormous.
[/quote]
Then you did your job well. Did you make him a sammich afterwards?
If not, do that and I guarantee another booty call.[/quote]
QFT
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
Probably re-virginization, Jen.
Next time will be better.
I promise.
PS: C’mon now, I’m not really THAT big.[/quote]
Of course you are. Your penis reaches from Japan to Ontario. That’s pretty damn big.
Oops, Alberta.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
how big?[/quote]
Spock strikes me as the type who would see a barely above average dick(like, not much above 6 inches) and think it’s huge because as it turns out the average penis is plenty large for the average not torn up vagina.[/quote]
HAHA! This is probably true…
He claims he’s not that big, but I keep telling him he’s ginormous.
[/quote]
You are a champion, don’t let anyone tell you different.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I just wanted to say that I got laid last weekend (bragging), and his dick was way too big so it was kinda embarrassingly painful for me (not bragging).
I dunno if it was cause I was sorta re-virginized from my two years of no-fuckary, or if it was just too darn big, but ya, shit was not cool…
I’m kinda scared to do him again , etc…[/quote]
So…ye done went and bagged yerself a big’un, huh?[/quote]
OH MY GOD-NESS! Hey everyone!!
I am going on a real live, not-just-drunken-fucking date. With a “man”, cause he told me to stop calling him a boy, HAHA.
I wanted to share it with ya’ll cause this is like my first real date in…um…my lfietime? HEH
That’s right, somebody who I’ve already had awkward sex with invited me out to go play mini golf.
!
I had half a mind to start a new thread, but then I chickened out so I figured I’d just throw it in here…
I’m going to wear jeans and my TMNT t-shirt.
HEHEHEHE
I stand by my theory that 21st century women are evolving to newer hotter levels, all due to squat booty
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OH MY GOD-NESS! Hey everyone!!
I am going on a real live, not-just-drunken-fucking date. With a “man”, cause he told me to stop calling him a boy, HAHA.
I wanted to share it with ya’ll cause this is like my first real date in…um…my lfietime? HEH
That’s right, somebody who I’ve already had awkward sex with invited me out to go play mini golf.
!
I had half a mind to start a new thread, but then I chickened out so I figured I’d just throw it in here…
I’m going to wear jeans and my TMNT t-shirt.
HEHEHEHE[/quote]
Congrats!
…and I just thought I’d throw out that you should probably sub the TMNT shirt for a RHCP one. Just a suggestion.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OH MY GOD-NESS! Hey everyone!!
I am going on a real live, not-just-drunken-fucking date. With a “man”, cause he told me to stop calling him a boy, HAHA.
I wanted to share it with ya’ll cause this is like my first real date in…um…my lfietime? HEH
That’s right, somebody who I’ve already had awkward sex with invited me out to go play mini golf.
!
I had half a mind to start a new thread, but then I chickened out so I figured I’d just throw it in here…
I’m going to wear jeans and my TMNT t-shirt.
HEHEHEHE[/quote]
Congrats!
…and I just thought I’d throw out that you should probably sub the TMNT shirt for a RHCP one. Just a suggestion.
[/quote]
!!!
That is a wonderful suggestion, but then I’d have to choose between the 4 that I own and I hate making decisions.
I used to own five, but it got a bit faded so my mommy sewed it into a pillow case for me and now I can snuggle with it. 
[quote]Chushin wrote:
Yeah for you, Jen!
I guess HE didn’t think the sex was so bad.[/quote]
HEY THANKS BUD!
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Congrats!
…and I just thought I’d throw out that you should probably sub the TMNT shirt for a RHCP one. Just a suggestion.
[/quote]
!!!
That is a wonderful suggestion, but then I’d have to choose between the 4 that I own and I hate making decisions.
I used to own five, but it got a bit faded so my mommy sewed it into a pillow case for me and now I can snuggle with it. :-)[/quote]
The universal standard…
What other ones do you have?
…actually, come to think of it, dress like a lady cop 
YOU know…
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
The universal standard…
What other ones do you have?
…actually, come to think of it, dress like a lady cop YOU know…[/quote]
Oh! I am so glad you asked…
Well I have a purple one with a yellow RHCP symbbol in the middle, I have a kinda like beigey one with the fly on the pill thinger and the concert places on the back from when they came to edmonton (AKA the best day of my life), I have the regular black one with the red with NICE fabric, then I have an other black one with the red with slightly less nice fabric, LOL.
The pillow one I have is grey that I got from pre ordering their album.
OH OH I am going to show you something else I will spend the rest of my life searching for, HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS.