Best Superhero Physique

Pretty suprised no mention of Collosus.

Or the fact that nobody ever questions if he has a steel scrotum

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote. [/quote]

but in the eddie brock venom limited series they retconned out the weightlifting part all I’m saying. I am aware of all that you posted as well as agent venom having a new teenage sidekick. basically Marvel is trying to say all of brocks strengh came from the symbiote whereas originally be was stronger than spiderman and could bench 1ton raw


Deadpool is one of those guys, like Spider-man/Scarlet Spider, it depends on the artist. Sometimes they make them look like a skinny dude with a V-taper, and sometimes adonis.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote. [/quote]

He is called Toxin not Toxic and Venom is merged with Flash Thomas not Gordon.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
there is no way Frank or Bruce aren’t on something just for the injuries they get on a nightly basis alone add a little of teh roid rage and you can see where they each get their dispositions as well
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Actually yeah Tony Stark probably doesn’t take anything, but fucking right Bruce and Frank are juicing. No way you can recover from that kinda punishment. Bats has probably got a whole section of his lab devoted to creating the finest designer steroids lol.[/quote]

Quick! To the Bat-juice!


Hmmmm. I always considered the She-Hulk’s Physique the best. But mainly because I wanted to nail her.

Second best would be Hercules, but perhaps because he nailed She-Hulk.

(Video from Saturday-Morning Cartoon. I didn’t remember it quite orgasmic, but she sure as hell is having one.)

[quote]Professor X wrote:
This dude slept with Cat woman…on the side.[/quote]

You serious? You think that’s a big deal? Wolverine has fucked like every Marvel chick.


The aforementioned banging of She-Hulk by Hercules.

Sex fiend comics were not part of the fare I got to read when a kid.

[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote. [/quote]

He is called Toxin not Toxic and Venom is merged with Flash Thomas not Gordon. [/quote]

Lol typing fast on a smart phone and some weird Freudian slips there, good call out. What’s even more embarrassing is the fact that I have all of the agent venom books about 2 feet from me on my bookshelf when I typed that. All kinds of fail…

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote. [/quote]

but in the eddie brock venom limited series they retconned out the weightlifting part all I’m saying. I am aware of all that you posted as well as agent venom having a new teenage sidekick. basically Marvel is trying to say all of brocks strengh came from the symbiote whereas originally be was stronger than spiderman and could bench 1ton raw [/quote]

Gotcha. Kind of puts that whole casting snafu into perspective now…

They have actually have a Venom movie script floating around for a while, no studio wanted to touch it after Spider-Man 3, now it just sits in limbo.

Don’t know how much truth there is to it but I heard that Rami didn’t even want to touch the Venom storyline and he was pressured into it. Problem with the symbiote storyline is it needs its own black costume movie, then a venom sequel followed by a carnage third movie Lethal Protecter style.

Cage was twice the man when he was “PowerMan” back in the day. I’m talking when he had the curl and had a flair for wearing half-ripped shirts for the ladies.

Back in the '70s. The Old School Cage.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote. [/quote]

but in the eddie brock venom limited series they retconned out the weightlifting part all I’m saying. I am aware of all that you posted as well as agent venom having a new teenage sidekick. basically Marvel is trying to say all of brocks strengh came from the symbiote whereas originally be was stronger than spiderman and could bench 1ton raw [/quote]

Gotcha. Kind of puts that whole casting snafu into perspective now…

They have actually have a Venom movie script floating around for a while, no studio wanted to touch it after Spider-Man 3, now it just sits in limbo.

Don’t know how much truth there is to it but I heard that Rami didn’t even want to touch the Venom storyline and he was pressured into it. Problem with the symbiote storyline is it needs its own black costume movie, then a venom sequel followed by a carnage third movie Lethal Protecter style. [/quote]

If they did a Planet of the Symbiotes movie they would only have to do one movie and they would get both Venom and Carnage in to the movie. Might be a good route for them.

I like Sabertooth. You want six pack abs, this dude has a whole case of abs.

I want to be Elastoman.

World saving wise he is pretty useless, but in other areas his “physique” has serious potential.

Ok friends,

Lets take this thread to a new level. Post how you would approach your diet and training to match the physique of your favourite hero.
Ill start;

Spider man;
Training: An emphasis on gymnastic ring work, jumps, sprinting, heavy pressing, lots of pull-ups, not so much deadlifting and squatting to keep the waist small.
Diet: Intermittent fasting.

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I would try and be Goku, lean, strong, and fast as hell

[quote]theBird wrote:
Ok friends,

Lets take this thread to a new level. Post how you would approach your diet and training to match the physique of your favourite hero.
Ill start;

Spider man;
Training: An emphasis on gymnastic ring work, jumps, sprinting, heavy pressing, lots of pull-ups, not so much deadlifting and squatting to keep the waist small.
Diet: Intermittent fasting.

tweet[/quote]

Hyperbolic time chamber, senzu beans

Darkseid. He is a force of nature and literally a god. Anyone that can bitch-slap Superman is a monster. I imagine that he eats like one too. Probably can deadlift a small moon.


As far as the combination of sheer size along with symmetry, I don’t think anything can beat the way Jim Lee draws Batman.


More from Jim Lee.