Best Superhero Physique

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[quote]Silyak wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I mean isn’t pretty much every super hero basically a product of PEDs?

Hulk = Gamma
Capt. America = Super Soldier Serium
Iron Man = Advance Technology (PED depending on how you look at it)
Spiderman - Reaction to genetically engineered spider bite
Super Man = Sun Power, lol
Batman = Super rich as fuck
Black Panther = same as above

I mean shit; The Punisher and Hawkeye are like the few I can think of.
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Hold on now I wouldn’t exactly call technology and being rich as fuck PED’s. I think I might call superman natty as well. I mean that’s just great genetics.

Spiderman, Capt. America, Hulk, Wolverine (I’m counting the skeleton), and Venom definitely not natty though.[/quote]

Sups wouldn’t have powers on Krypton though so the Sun is a PED for him.

Ya, I was hesitant on the rich part, but being just disgustingly rich does give IronMan and Batman an unbelievable advantage. Batman I can see because he can actually fight. Iron Man would get owned in your average bar room brawl without the suit.

I can see it either way though. [/quote]

Batman and Iron-man aren’t using PEDs. They just don’t compete raw. Iron-man is wearing the best bench shirt ever designed. [/quote]

THAT’s a good point!

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
Green arrow is random.[/quote]

and the shit…

[quote]Professor X wrote:

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^ Is that LeVar Burton as a Superhero reincarnation of his Star Trek character?


I could’ve sworn that, at one point, Wonder Man was described as a pro bodybuilder before getting his powers and becoming a hero. Either way, he’s got that classic '70s-early '80s BB physique.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

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^ Is that LeVar Burton as a Superhero reincarnation of his Star Trek character?[/quote]

That’s a tiara, not an eye visor…and do you know how bad ass you have to be to be a black man wearing a tiara and strike fear in the hearts of criminals?

Do you?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

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^ Is that LeVar Burton as a Superhero reincarnation of his Star Trek character?[/quote]

That’s a tiara, not an eye visor…and do you know how bad ass you have to be to be a black man wearing a tiara and strike fear in the hearts of criminals?

Do you?[/quote]

I am afraid I know not the boundaries of tiara badassery, all I know is that guy kind of looks like Chiwetel Ejiofor to me.


Terrible posture but I always love how Venom looked in MvC video games.


Agreed with X on Luke Cage.

Seems like no one calls him “Powerman” anymore. I guess it’s just Luke Cage now. They need to get a movie with him in it.

To do the movie, they also have to establish Black Panther…king T’Challa. Black Panther is why Luke Cage became a hero for hire.


Somewhat obscure but Etrigan the Demon is huge compared to most superheroes. Plus he is one of the only ones that never skipped legs day.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
To do the movie, they also have to establish Black Panther…king T’Challa. Black Panther is why Luke Cage became a hero for hire.

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I agree with X…

That would be sick to have a Black Panther movie. There have been rumors that some recent Stan Lee comments have inadvertently confirmed the movie.

captain america slightly taller than average 12-14 inch drop from chest to waist

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I mean isn’t pretty much every super hero basically a product of PEDs?

Hulk = Gamma
Capt. America = Super Soldier Serium
Iron Man = Advance Technology (PED depending on how you look at it)
Spiderman - Reaction to genetically engineered spider bite
Super Man = Sun Power, lol
Batman = Super rich as fuck
Black Panther = same as above

I mean shit; The Punisher and Hawkeye are like the few I can think of.
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there is no way Frank or Bruce aren’t on something just for the injuries they get on a nightly basis alone add a little of teh roid rage and you can see where they each get their dispositions as well

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
there is no way Frank or Bruce aren’t on something just for the injuries they get on a nightly basis alone add a little of teh roid rage and you can see where they each get their dispositions as well
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Actually yeah Tony Stark probably doesn’t take anything, but fucking right Bruce and Frank are juicing. No way you can recover from that kinda punishment. Bats has probably got a whole section of his lab devoted to creating the finest designer steroids lol.


Curls for the telopathic gurls

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I said inb4 symbiote’s are PED’s because Eddie Brock was yoked as fuck and an avid weight lifter before the symbiote. Even when they bonded, they(hence the self reference as ‘we’ instead of I) still trained with weights.

Some of the earlier appearences of Brock prior to the symbiote storyline even starting, had him portayed as a gym rat with an apartment that was just a bed and a weight set lol. Living the dream brah…[/quote]

that doesn’t exist anymore it was retconned out now Brock is a cancer survivor who was mentally imbalanced a bully and he stalked his girlfriend fuck you very much marvel[/quote]

Oh please dont get into a geek debate with me of all people…

The Venom symbiote still exists and is bonded with legless flash gordon. Right now Brock past his cancer/anti-venom days and currently bonded with Toxic, Venom’s ‘grandson’ symbiote.