I used to work with this prick for about 2 years at a pretty large corporation where he has basically an assistant manager and I was in sales. This guy was a complete asshole to everyone and especially me for some reason. After working there for a while I got a promotion to the same position that this guy was at. He was supposed to train me and just continued to be a bigger dickhead. After 3 years with this company it started going down the tubes so I switched jobs for a job in medical supply sales and several of the people I used to work with also started working for the same company, most of them I recommeneded.
After working for the new company for about 2 years, I had heard that my old company fired the asshole that I used to work with. I laughed and didn’t think much about it. well a few months later I was laying in bed with my wife and I get a call from this guy and he is wanting to know if I would put in a good word for him at my current company and was telling me how he has 3 different kids with 3 different women and he was behind on his child support and might have to go to jail if he didn’t find a job. I was trying to take the high road and blow him off but he kept graveling, so I told him that he was the biggest asshole that have ever worked with and that he wouldn’t ever get a job with me and that I heard mcdonalds was hiring and hung up on him.
Well at my current company I have worked my way up and I make quite a bit of money and have become pretty successful and when me and some co workers went to cheeseburger charlies, a local burger restaurant in tennessee, one day for a business lunch he was working there. And yes I did watch them cook my burger to make sure nobody fucked with it. Karma is a bitch I guess. fuck that guy.
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
When I was like 8 years old there was this awesome mini-blizzard and we got out of school for 2 days. My brother and I went over to our friends house right across the street to play in the snow. This friend had an older brother (13) named Andy.
So the first day we kept building little snow forts. You know get in the middle and build like 3 foot walls all around us. Every time we made one Andy would just sprint through the walls and break them, he did this the entire first day. So we decided we had to take revenge.
On the second day we went over early while Andy was still sleeping, went in the backyard and built a snow fort facing the door. Our plan was to build a wall of rocks and logs facing the door and cover it with snow so he would have no idea.
We stacked a big pile of gardening rocks in front and then like a 3 ft high pile of firewood and covered it with snow. When Andy came out he saw the fort… “I’m going to break down your fort punks!”
And we responded “Andy no! Please don’t! Leave us alone!”
So of course, the bully took the bait. Unsuspectingly he sprinted the 40 yards to our fort and connects full speed with our barricade. I swear he flew like 8 feet in the air lol. He sailed right over our heads and busted his ass. He started crying upon impact. We all made fun of him, pummeled him with snowballs, and then went inside to sip on some nice hot cocoa.
One of the greatest moments of my life.
Well played, sir. Probably the best story I heard so far. [/quote]
x 2!
I’m not sure why everyone is so bent out of shape about what the OP did. I mean, I wouldn’t have done it, but the guy was cheating. Do people really think he deserved to graduate?
[quote]Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed[/quote]
I read the words but I have no idea what you just said.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed
I read the words but I have no idea what you just said.[/quote]
I had a guy sign up for the Air Force the day after I broke up with him. I think he was trying to upset me, to get some revenge. I’m really not sure how that worked out.
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
on edge wrote:
Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed
I read the words but I have no idea what you just said.
x2
Little early for the sauce don’tcha think?[/quote]
x3
Only thing I understood is that you guys like pizza.
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
on edge wrote:
Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed
I read the words but I have no idea what you just said.
x2
Little early for the sauce don’tcha think?[/quote]
What I learned from the OP’s story is that you can sell term papers and not get caught. Interesting.
Here’s my funniest/best revenge story:
A couple years ago I had an affair with this gorgeous younger guy. He was not the brightest crayon in the box. In addition, he spent most of the time trying to convert me to Christianity. He was so judgemental and nieve that I decided to see how far he would go down the path of sin without even seeing it. Thus, I took him to the biggest gay club in the city, got him hammered, and had my bi male friend make out with him all night long.
He still failed to see the irony but I still laugh about it.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed
I read the words but I have no idea what you just said.[/quote]
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What I learned from the OP’s story is that you can sell term papers and not get caught. Interesting.
Here’s my funniest/best revenge story:
A couple years ago I had an affair with this gorgeous younger guy. He was not the brightest crayon in the box. In addition, he spent most of the time trying to convert me to Christianity. He was so judgemental and nieve that I decided to see how far he would go down the path of sin without even seeing it. Thus, I took him to the biggest gay club in the city, got him hammered, and had my bi male friend make out with him all night long.
He still failed to see the irony but I still laugh about it.[/quote]
He was obviously gay, or you made him that way.
No heterosexual guy gets so drunk he makes out with other guys.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
What I learned from the OP’s story is that you can sell term papers and not get caught. Interesting.
Here’s my funniest/best revenge story:
A couple years ago I had an affair with this gorgeous younger guy. He was not the brightest crayon in the box. In addition, he spent most of the time trying to convert me to Christianity. He was so judgemental and nieve that I decided to see how far he would go down the path of sin without even seeing it. Thus, I took him to the biggest gay club in the city, got him hammered, and had my bi male friend make out with him all night long.
He still failed to see the irony but I still laugh about it.[/quote]
I don’t know if I would consider that revenge. Doesn’t seem like he did anything to deserve such a thing. But certainly, that is a case of playing puppet-master; one particular song by the Eurythmics goes, “some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.” It sounds as if you found a perfect soul mate there. Very experimental, indeed.
But, pray tell, may I ask what drove you to have an affair with a fundamentalist homosexual? What was wrong with the going flame? Or - dare I ask - what was wrong with you?
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…
[quote]animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…[/quote]
[quote]animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…[/quote]
That was the best one, man to pull of that line would be a good feeling.
[quote]animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…[/quote]
Am I the only one who thinks involving ejaculate into revenge is taking things a little too far? Just wondering. What ever happened to fighting somebody if you are that pissed?
[quote]Green Man wrote:
animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…
Am I the only one who thinks involving ejaculate into revenge is taking things a little too far? Just wondering. What ever happened to fighting somebody if you are that pissed?[/quote]
Am I the only one who thinks that waiting 7 years for revenge over an incident like this makes one an obsessive twat with a probably worthless life?
Back when I went to highschool, that wouldn’t make anyone cool shit. It would make them a faggot creep.