years ago(long time ago)my wife was cheating on me, we headed out to a local secluded spot and got her drunker than hell. she passed out,i jacked off on her head,took her shirt off, took a huge dump. wiped my ass with her shirt(good runny beer shitz)and left her there.this was long b/4 cell phones.went home and packed my shit.she was not amused.
[quote]toejam wrote:
years ago(long time ago)my wife was cheating on me, we headed out to a local secluded spot and got her drunker than hell. she passed out,i jacked off on her head,took her shirt off, took a huge dump. wiped my ass with her shirt(good runny beer shitz)and left her there.this was long b/4 cell phones.went home and packed my shit.she was not amused.[/quote]
Vile as hell.
What is it with guys on this board that like jizz as a revenge.
Dont get me wrong…its funny.
But damn I did not think this many guys would resort to that.
[quote]Skinless wrote:
toejam wrote:
years ago(long time ago)my wife was cheating on me, we headed out to a local secluded spot and got her drunker than hell. she passed out,i jacked off on her head,took her shirt off, took a huge dump. wiped my ass with her shirt(good runny beer shitz)and left her there.this was long b/4 cell phones.went home and packed my shit.she was not amused.
Vile as hell.
What is it with guys on this board that like jizz as a revenge.
Dont get me wrong…its funny.
But damn I did not think this many guys would resort to that. [/quote]
me neither… Its either violence, jizz or both.
Yeah… the jizz thing is just fucked up.
I don’t use my babies as weapons…
[quote]animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…[/quote]
heh heh absolutely brilliant!!!
Also not sure about the “jizz as revenge” thing, but man, that story was farking funny!
Shit in her skillet
[quote]Petermus wrote:
The most spiteful thing ive done in recent memory was on my high school senior trip one of my friends (girl) was a real bitch to me…basically told me to fuck off when i was gona hand with her for no reason…im one of her best friends lol and was pretty pissed. we were staying at a hotel and the night before we all: our room and their’s ordered a pizza which we all split so that night I ordered two pizzas at one in the morning and took the pizza out of one of the boxes and my friend went to their room and knocked on the door really loud and left the box in front of the door. The next day we asked em about it…it was pretty funny lol. They werent rly pissed[/quote]
Huh?
Here’s mine: dhjsf,ksf,kjb,jfeksiwloi8uey37r e p938
[quote]stopngo wrote:
Oleena wrote:
What I learned from the OP’s story is that you can sell term papers and not get caught. Interesting.
Here’s my funniest/best revenge story:
A couple years ago I had an affair with this gorgeous younger guy. He was not the brightest crayon in the box. In addition, he spent most of the time trying to convert me to Christianity. He was so judgemental and nieve that I decided to see how far he would go down the path of sin without even seeing it. Thus, I took him to the biggest gay club in the city, got him hammered, and had my bi male friend make out with him all night long.
He still failed to see the irony but I still laugh about it.
I don’t know if I would consider that revenge. Doesn’t seem like he did anything to deserve such a thing. But certainly, that is a case of playing puppet-master; one particular song by the Eurythmics goes, “some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.” It sounds as if you found a perfect soul mate there. Very experimental, indeed.
But, pray tell, may I ask what drove you to have an affair with a fundamentalist homosexual? What was wrong with the going flame? Or - dare I ask - what was wrong with you?[/quote]
I had just gotten out of a 4 year relationship and was in fling mode. I hadn’t had quality sex in about a year and a half.
I honestly think the kid was gay. I was not the first person to question his sexuality. The problem was that he was so attractive that everyone wanted to have sex with him, including all the women, so it was hard to tell one way or the other.
[quote]shaun1rsa wrote:
animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…
heh heh absolutely brilliant!!!
Also not sure about the “jizz as revenge” thing, but man, that story was farking funny![/quote]
I concur! Not bothering to get into the morality of it but this last line was pure gold, “We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…”!!!
D
[quote]anonym wrote:
Green Man wrote:
animalmj wrote:
In little league, you would have to hide your gatorade so nobody else would drink it. One time I hid mine in the woods next to the field. I went back for a slug and ended up spitting it all over the place. This kid Steve pissed in it! I waited 7yrs before I got him back.
It was senior year and my parents were gone for the weekend, so it was party time. It was only supposed to be 20-30 people, but you know how that goes. With over 100 people there, I served Steve 2 consecutive Captain and Cokes, using ice cubes that I blew my load into. I let him drink the first 1 completely, then started telling people after serving him the second. It eventually got to his girlfriend, who happened to be an ex of mine. We didn’t start fighting until I announced to the party that both of them now knew what my loads tasted like…
Am I the only one who thinks involving ejaculate into revenge is taking things a little too far? Just wondering. What ever happened to fighting somebody if you are that pissed?
Am I the only one who thinks that waiting 7 years for revenge over an incident like this makes one an obsessive twat with a probably worthless life?
Back when I went to highschool, that wouldn’t make anyone cool shit. It would make them a faggot creep.[/quote]
I guess this defines the expression, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
Back in college, my roomate didn’t have a computer of his own so I allowed him to use mine. One time he got drunk, passed out at my desk and spilled his rum & coke all over my keyboard which pissed me off but I was like just be respectfull of my stuff and try to be more careful. Well, another time after that I come home to find him passed out at my desk.
He had gotten drunk, spilled some of his rum & coke again and got huge globs of peanut butter smeared all over my keyboard. Now I HATE PEANUT BUTTER so I go to the convenience store, buy two jars of peanut butter and a bottle of coke. I take his work boots and fill each one with a jar of peanut butter and top them off with the coke. When he got home from work the next day he hung his head low for the rest of the night but never said a word. None of my stuff was missused again.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
…of the Sith?[/quote]
I see what you did thar.
[quote]SeanParent wrote:
StevenF wrote:
who jerks off into an ice cube tray anyway?
Someone trying to make a creamsicle[/quote]
nicely done, sir.
[quote]toejam wrote:
years ago(long time ago)my wife was cheating on me, we headed out to a local secluded spot and got her drunker than hell. she passed out,i jacked off on her head,took her shirt off, took a huge dump. wiped my ass with her shirt(good runny beer shitz)and left her there.this was long b/4 cell phones.went home and packed my shit.she was not amused.[/quote]
Wow. And I thought I was bad for slapping a guy so hard his glasses bounced off the opposite wall.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
toejam wrote:
years ago(long time ago)my wife was cheating on me, we headed out to a local secluded spot and got her drunker than hell. she passed out,i jacked off on her head,took her shirt off, took a huge dump. wiped my ass with her shirt(good runny beer shitz)and left her there.this was long b/4 cell phones.went home and packed my shit.she was not amused.
Wow. And I thought I was bad for slapping a guy so hard his glasses bounced off the opposite wall.
[/quote]
Apparently you have only hit the tip of the iceberg.
[quote]stopngo wrote:
stop snitchin.
ffs…
Guys at T-Nation should be used to blood and sweat to get to their athletic goal. Academics is no exception. There’s no easy way out, son.
Please post your stories, not your opinions on whether I’m a douche or not.[/quote]
As they say call a spade a spade. Call a douchenozzle a douchenozzel