How does an Aggie know when his sister is on the rag?
Daddy’s dick tastes different.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!
snap
I really doubt anyone else will even understand what you are referring to.[/quote]
I’m okay with that.
[quote]hoosegow wrote:
How does a longwhorn know when his sister is on the rag?
Daddy’s dick tastes different.[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]JaX Un wrote:
malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!
snap
I really doubt anyone else will even understand what you are referring to.
so there I was, sitting in my sisters room biting her bloddy tampon out of her hairy pussy, when all of a sudden my quadriplegic uncle mows down her door in his wheelchair. he can’t talk, or walk or move or anything but i knew he was disgusted. I make my sister suck his limp dick…should i continue?
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They had a special, with many of the top comedians telling this joke. Hilarious.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
JaX Un wrote:
malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!
snap
I really doubt anyone else will even understand what you are referring to.
so there I was, sitting in my sisters room biting her bloddy tampon out of her hairy pussy, when all of a sudden my quadriplegic uncle mows down her door in his wheelchair. he can’t talk, or walk or move or anything but i knew he was disgusted. I make my sister suck his limp dick…should i continue?
They had a special, with many of the top comedians telling this joke. Hilarious.[/quote]
When you can base an entire documentary around one gag, it has to be the best joke of all time. Especially if you tell it while doing a Christopher Walken impersonation:
Gilbert Gottfried’s version of The Aristocrats joke:
Cartman’s take:
Bro, seriously, I’m the only dude on this site aloowed to post when I’m wasted
why are hellen kellers pants so tight?
so you can read her lips
what is black and white and red, has 3 arms 6 legs, and a smile on its face?
a pitbull on a playground
whats the best thing about banging a 5 months old? …Either way your deep throated.
I win.
[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
whats the best thing about banging a 5 months old? …Either way your deep throated.
I win.[/quote]
I didn’t know we were having a go to hell contest
why did jesus die on the cross?
he forgot his safeword
Once upon a time there were 2 China men…
…Now look how many there are?
hahaha so true r u from oz?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
It chips their teeth
[quote]gerby wrote:
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.[/quote]