[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I am going to have to make a list of all these excuses and remember none of them are very good.[/quote]
Don’t make excuses and you won’t need the list. ;>
“It’s too much work”
“My girlfriend has me whipped, so I have no time”
“Supreme commander is so awesome!”
All from the same friend. The two times he did go to the gym, he only used the machines because free weights are too much work.
Why don’t I know anybody like me?
“I’am to hung over. I’ll get back with it tomorrow”
Followed by
“It does not hurt my training”
The funny thing is they never can make it for a complete week.
Best one is:
“I have no time.”
worst:
“I dont want to ge big and slow.I’m gonna go run 1000000 miles instead!”
“I’m crippled with arthritis and can barely walk, let alone train.” that one makes me sick
“I can’t do squats cuz I have scoliosis”
Ok so that one was actually from me, until I started to read about all the injuries that powerlifters have overcome, and that lamar gant deadlifted 5x bw and he had scoliosis.
Now its: "well, if both my mom and grandpa had they’re backs operated on, and now their doctors tell them to lift no more than 20 lbs, but they only ever lifted 150 in there life, then by the time it happens to me, if I’ve achieved a squat of say, 900, then proportionally i could probably lift at least 100lbs after my back gives out, thus living a normal life.
Or better yet, I could say ‘fuck the doctors advice’ and do what many powerlifters have done, and keep lifting heavy shit."
so i guess thats my excuse to do something I love even though its probably not safe for me.
I’m still waiting to hear if that guy got to bang the twins!
“I can’t lift I have a broken back…oh F it I’ll lift” I then proceeded to squat, back gave out and down went crewpierce with the barbell. Not a good day for the back or the ego.
Best excuse I’ve heard:
“I’m too fat”
…well no shit sherlock that’s why I asked you to go.
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
I’m still waiting to hear if that guy got to bang the twins!
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If the answer is no then I don’t want him to answer, I’d rather just go on believing!
As for an excuse:
A few of us were at the gym back in high school and after about 15 minutes we tell one guy it’s his set (we’re about 3 sets into the session).
He picks up his carb drink and says “I’m tired, I’ll wait till this kicks in”. He then walks over to the waiting room and sits down and starts reading M&F while sipping on this drink.
Apologies for not replying to confirm that indeed yes I have banged twins. I’ve been too busy banging said twins to post. And with that, I bid you good day gentlemen. The twins can only go so long without me.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Apologies for not replying to confirm that indeed yes I have banged twins. I’ve been too busy banging said twins to post. And with that, I bid you good day gentlemen. The twins can only go so long without me.[/quote]
This wouldn’t have anything to do with the “art film producer” thing would it? Haha you SOB you humble us.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Apologies for not replying to confirm that indeed yes I have banged twins. I’ve been too busy banging said twins to post. And with that, I bid you good day gentlemen. The twins can only go so long without me.[/quote]
I would say that having twins to bang qualifies as a LEGITIMATE excuse for not working out.
Does the one twin know that you are banging the other? Do you have sex with them both at the same time? In any case, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
[quote]entheogens wrote:
I would say that having twins to bang qualifies as a LEGITIMATE excuse for not working out.
Does the one twin know that you are banging the other? Do you have sex with them both at the same time? In any case, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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I guess it was a legitimate excuse the first few times…but…I’m spending way too much time out of the gym.
It’s really a long story. I’d been blowing up the one for about six weeks. No matter what I did she’d never climax. Was weird. Anyway…you know the old joke about how if you hit or spank one twin, the other one feels it? Well…no lie…while I was hooking it up with the one, the other was feeling everything. Weird. I still don’t know whether I believe them or not. So we all do it in the same room(s) because the one’s feeling everything that I’m doing to the other one.
They told my wife this has happened with other guys they’ve been with but they’ve never felt comfortable enough with the guys to tell them and so the other guys didn’t get the joy of having them together…but having them together is a mixed blessing because they’re not into touching each other and actually get creeped out if their arms or legs accidentally brush…my wife said she had a girlfriend that had the same experience with male twins, but I think she and the twins might be making that up.
I can’t go: there’s a new thread in the Off Topic section, plus the Atomic Dog today, as well as a new Powerful Image. I think I’ll take this as my second consecutive deloading week.
Not really an excuse for not lifting, but at EVERY gym I’ve ever lifted in, there is always someone telling someone else about how much better shape they used to be in.
For example, one guy that was there every time I lifted for two years at my last gym, used to delight in telling people about how 1 year ago he weighed 30 pounds more and had 10% less bodyfat and was benching 450 pounds for reps. The best part is that one year ago, he was in the exact same shape he is in now, and using the exact same weights and reps for the exact same exercises. I couldn’t tell if he was delusional or just full of shit.
[quote]sen say wrote:
I confess I used to be one of the guys handing out the lame excuses…I had a great lifting partner that still won’t work out with me for all those times I dogged him. Don’t know if he reads this site, but Mike W., if you’re out there I’m sorry I chose to have sex with my girlfriend and her twin sister back in '89 rather than hitting Gold’s Gym with you for that killer arm workout you’d clipped out of Muscle and Fitness. You were right and I have lived to regret it.[/quote]
You would have been wrong to go to the gym
[quote]sen say wrote:
the twins story[/quote]
So, wait, you’re MARRIED and still banging the twins??
“I am taking Alli and I dont want anal leakage while lifting”
[quote]Kalle wrote:
“I am taking Alli and I dont want anal leakage while lifting”[/quote]
Alli’s website may be the funniest place on the internet.
"* gas with oily spotting
- loose stools
- more frequent stools that may be hard to control"
“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work”