Behold: The McDonald's Diet.

I couldn’t resist posting this, because it gave me a good laugh. Hope it brightens your day. :slight_smile:

Stunning transformation!

In all seriousness, that made me angry.

Think how it will be when your paying for their health care

All people need is more stupid information. I can see some fat woman now ordering a big mac thinking she’s going to lose weight.

It actually looks like a better plan than the subway diet! I think I saw some healthy fats in there.

Sometimes I forget how dumb and lazy the general public is.

I don’t even want to know how much Fiber, Antioxidants, Vitamins, Minerals, clean sources of Protein, Fats…

Jesus Christ, what is this world coming to; and I’m throwing myself right into Nutritional Science too…

His breakfast was Black Coffee, that’s it.

And, what the hell is ‘Apple Dippers’?

[quote]Oquendog wrote:

And, what the hell is ‘Apple Dippers’?[/quote]

Sliced apples that come with a dipping sauce.

The day I need anyone to slice my apples for me and package the slices 4-5 per package is the day I give up my “Anti-Mediocrity” card.

[quote]Hagar wrote:
Think how it will be when your paying for their health care[/quote]

with the rapidly increasing senior citizen population and the decreasing birth rates the U.S. can forget about public healthcare and even social security, canada will be right behind them with the same problems soon enough

too many people being supported by too few, it used to be the reverse

Theres already a thread about this in the get a life section.

Wow, I think Chris Shugart better watch out because this sounds way better than the Velocity Diet…LMAO!

He likes his coffee like he likes his men. I hope he doesn’t become a Jared or something.

If only Jared from Subway woulda thought of going to McDonalds instead of Subway he would probably be a world class athlete by now

[quote]MrBaseball0 wrote:
If only Jared from Subway woulda thought of going to McDonalds instead of Subway he would probably be a world class athlete by now[/quote]

What???


Dear God!

[quote]inthego wrote:
Dear God![/quote]

But, we might get 10 pages out of this. Where’s your sense of adventure?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
inthego wrote:
Dear God!

But, we might get 10 pages out of this. Where’s your sense of adventure?[/quote]

I’ll help out with this useless post.

McDonald’s diet slogan

video/health/2008/06/23/intv.mcdonalds.diet.cnn

Also on the page… moms addicted to energy drinks… I saw Spike in there and I had to laugh…

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oquendog wrote:

And, what the hell is ‘Apple Dippers’?

Sliced apples that come with a dipping sauce.

The day I need anyone to slice my apples for me and package the slices 4-5 per package is the day I give up my “Anti-Mediocrity” card.[/quote]

You’re not going to like old age. Most of your food will be mushed up into a fine paste…now that’s good eatin’!

The guy was eating 5000 calories before and on the diet he’s eating 1400.

So the guy ate two meals a day and lost weight? Yeah, shocking. Anorexia gets a bad rap, but it works!