That loser is raking it in I think! Ok, here’s another one, Drumroll!
If u had 5 mins. alone w/ that Jared slob from those stupid Subway ads, what would u do?!
I would stone him!
Oooooh. Great question! Let me ponder this. I hate how this fat fuck has become an icon and a hero.
[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
That loser is raking it in I think! Ok, here’s another one, Drumroll!
If u had 5 mins. alone w/ that Jared slob from those stupid Subway ads, what would u do?!
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shake his hand for being a brilliant business man and capitilizing on a very persuasive idea
then I would show him towards T-Nation.com
He hasn’t done anything wrong. He’s no T-Man, but shit, he went from being an unhealthy fat slob to a ‘normal’ sized man. And Subway is at least healthier than McFatass and Lard King.
If I were with him for five mins I would tell him to go lift some damn iron, haste post-haste!
Yeah, he sucks!
Here’s what we should all do. Boycott Subway; now w/ the extra cash we can all buy more Grow! Tada! For those of you who haven’t tried “Grow”. Your missing out! It’s the best protein I’ve tried yet, and I’ve tried them all!
Subway is the chubbyway! They’re chicken tasts like rubber. It’s plain filth for our ever so wonderful T-bodies.
And for Jared: I would hand him over to Bam Margera & let him to his magic! Then we could all watch it on the tube.
I’d point and laugh. Then I’d start dating his wife… just to rub it in.
[quote]hoosierdaddy wrote:
shake his hand for being a brilliant business man and capitilizing on a very persuasive idea
then I would show him towards T-Nation.com[/quote]
You don’t see anything wrong with what amounts to little more than lying to get paid? We have a name for folks like that where I come from… dicks.
I would do to him what I do to all new people that I meet - punch him in the back of the head, steal his wallet, set fire to his car and get his woman knocked up.
Don’t even get me started on Ronald McDonald…
i’d start singin that southpark song…“his name is jared…lost eighty pounds…eatin subway.”
then id beat im senseless–conan obrien style, biotch.
Who really gives a fuck about Jared ??? He was fat and now he’s not… good for him…where all sitting here talking shit about him and he’s the one raking in the money off of shitty sandwiches. He’s nowhere near being a T-Man, but if every dude out there was a T-Man then this website probably wouldn’t exist because noone would need it.
i would punch him in his stomach so his gastric bypass stitches would open up… not a pleasent feeling. thanks for misleading millions of fatties into thinking a few thousand calories is good for a meal, as long as its low fat.
im sure the fact that one sandwich probably lasted him a week helped him lose some of that weight. easy when your gut is the size of a racquet ball.
You don’t see anything different from the rock/rap stars shilling
anything that will buy their time, to the guy selling you a car, tv set or anything else? Eating Subway didn’t make him heathly, making money did. He figured out how to make some huge cash, losing weight/getting healthy was a bi-product. We have a name for folks like that where I come from…Salepeople
U guys have some serious hatred towards Jared… RELAX!!!..talking about practically killing the guy is goin a little far, he’s just another dumbass t.v. personality. If I was gettin the cash he was getting I would say drinking my own piss helped me lose weight. Because if people are that stupid believeing he lost weight JUST by eating subway, they should drink THEIR own piss…But for all the violent shit, your giving t-men a bad name by talking like a psycho.
While we’re at it, lets gangbang Lucky the Leprechaun, crucify Count Chocula, shit on Cap’n Crunch, and shoot Tony the Tiger for his pelt. Those motherfuckers have had it coming a long time.
[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
While we’re at it, lets gangbang Lucky the Leprechaun, crucify Count Chocula, shit on Cap’n Crunch, and shoot Tony the Tiger for his pelt. Those motherfuckers have had it coming a long time.[/quote]
LOL…don’t forget about Snuggle …the little bastard…where does he get off making my clothes so soft…
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
You don’t see anything different from the rock/rap stars shilling
anything that will buy their time, to the guy selling you a car, tv set or anything else? Eating Subway didn’t make him heathly, making money did. He figured out how to make some huge cash, losing weight/getting healthy was a bi-product. We have a name for folks like that where I come from…Salepeople
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There is a difference between lying and selling. You know this already.
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
There is a difference between lying and selling. You know this already.
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You don’t know very many insurance agents, do you? Or stock brokers, or car salesman, or those cheesy little aluminum-siding pricks.
[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
While we’re at it, lets gangbang Lucky the Leprechaun, crucify Count Chocula, shit on Cap’n Crunch, and shoot Tony the Tiger for his pelt. Those motherfuckers have had it coming a long time.[/quote]
Hehe yeah. I’m drinking green beer out of Lucky the Leprechaun’s empty skull on St. Patty’s Day. Green clovers and blue diamonds THIS, bitch! 
[quote]DDCH97 wrote:
U guys have some serious hatred towards Jared… RELAX!!!..talking about practically killing the guy is goin a little far, he’s just another dumbass t.v. personality. If I was gettin the cash he was getting I would say drinking my own piss helped me lose weight. Because if people are that stupid believeing he lost weight JUST by eating subway, they should drink THEIR own piss…But for all the violent shit, your giving t-men a bad name by talking like a psycho.[/quote]
My thoughts exactly. What’s next, Fat Raider - Plunderer and Killer of Fatties?