Beat Our Caption!

After the accident at the pharmacy, Diane soon bounced back as a fly-girl for a punk mariachi band.

I know Ian King likes to break the mould of conventional exercises but…

You guys need to quit talkin’ about my mom…fuckers.

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Not even Viagra can help you with this woman!

After a few visits to both Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon and Charles Poliquin, Britney Spears was relegated to lower-paying cruise ship gigs.

Michael Jackson (now a/k/a No. 46871215547) wows his prison yard fans with a scintillating rendition of “Bad” (really, REALLY Bad).

Cloaking device failing!

The Metamucil just isn’t working!

…and that’s how I farted for 20 minutes straight!

Dave’s mates were sick of telling him to stop bringing his alter-ego to the gym.

“Does my bum look big in this?”

The cover of Jim Carey’s new workout video.

In a Taliban Tourture chamber deep in the caves of Tora Bora, The brutal regime shows some american pow’s exactly why they force all of their women to wear veils over their faces.

In an effort to balance out the Metrosexual movement, Donna stopped wearing makeup and started acting really macho. She called this type of behavior being an Urbanesbian.

Dave’s mates were sick of telling him to stop bringing his alter-ego to the gym.

Finally a proof that consuming soy products can make girls ugly!

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

What mask!

A poor cellular connection leads TC to wonder just what the hell Berardi was talking about in his latest program: Mask Competing.

Now put the bottle of tequella underneth me and watch it disapear.

“Does my bum look big in this?”