“an adverse side affect??! …but I don’t understand doc, how could I have possibly got my boyfriend’s penis enlargment cream all over my …oh!!”
“Come be my cuddle-bitch you big T-man stud”.
This is what happens when you combine ephedra and andro.
She’s got a face?
5{'s “Atomic Dog,” TC had the following to say about a recent sexual experience:
I?ve had a lot of time to think about this ugly scene and after talking to a number of men and women I?ve come to a disturbing conclusion.
Hmmm. TC - Did you really need to talk to a “number” of people to realize that this was “disturbing?”
[Note to T-mag: If more than one submission is not allowed, that’s fine - just don’t count this one. But for the love of all that is good and pure, you gotta post this!]
Jim Carrey: The Early Years
“There is no God.”
I… am… not… an… animal! I… am… a…
oh, all right, I’m an animal.
I am only dancing to earn money for college.
Tim: “It looks like she’s only got one arm…”
TC: “Then what the hell is that thing under her?”
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“What d’ya mean “do I have a sister?”!”
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“no …ummmm, that’s the AFTER pic.”
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“…and I know what you’re thinkin, YES they’re REAL!!!”
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“oh that …well I thought that the hat might accentuate my facial features!”
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It’s moments like these that Kelly was glad she opted for braces in high-school.
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Gillete …for that ultra close shave when it counts the most.
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“you mean THAT’S Victoria?!?! No wonder it was kept a secret!!!”
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Discount Strippers ‘R’ Us
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“sorry Dave, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m not really attracted to you anymore, I’m sure you can understand.”
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eL-Masquettine …the new amino acid supplement that’s sure to “turn heads!”
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“hey, it sure beats donkeys on those cold, lonely nights!”
Bill Clinton wonders if that Monica gave him something, but then forgets about it as he rings the bell for the maid with a sinister smile on his face as he examines his Little Rock.
Jim Carey and Richard Simmons - LOVECHILD!
What the hell are those Spanish girls taking anyways?
The Ultimate Warriors alter ego… Pepe of the fly girls.
1.We the people of earth wish to greet our new friends from planet “ButtaFace”
- This is where the question of paper or plastic really makes a difference. (bag over her head)
A combination of Botox and Steroid injections that went realy, really, really bad.
“Yet another philosophy major…”
“After Mad Banana Disease, the Chiquita woman is forced to find a new career, in exile.”
She had the body to stop a Mack truck, and the face that did.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.