-“So, you are SURE that I don’t need to run any Anti-E during this cycle?”
-“No Bill, you will be just fine, trust me”
After years of pondering what could possibly work better than mace if a women was being mugged? The answer is so very clear…sus250 enhanced women!!! Get your very on at your nearest zoo today 
I think the shadow behind her is much better looking than she is!
“Do you work at FedEX? Because I thought I saw you checkin’ out my - OH HOLY HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME”
If I test positive it’s because I ingested decongestants. cough! cough!
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Do I look toned enough for ya now?
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Now why the hell would Flex require me to undergo a gender test?
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This is the last time I drink Ben Johnson’s water!
TC should be more careful when he sets the wager on a bet with Tim.
With no gardens or potpourri to tend to in prison, Martha decided to make use of the iron over in prison yard D.
“Thank you, Bill Phillips!”
Not wanting to become someones bitch in prison, Martha Stewart decided to take up the prisoners favourite pasttime and outdo everybody like she always did.
-Fj?lnir
After serving her prison sentence, former beauty queen Martha Stewart displays her new physique for her upcoming line of health products: Martha Stewart: Lifting!
On a side note, Ms. Stewart’s publicist denied reports that Martha had taken MAG-10 as a part of her fitness program in the prison, stating that “only Creatine” was used, mixed with a nice Green Tea blend engineered by ImClone.
tommy lee jones showing his dedication to his role in the sequel of ‘to wong foo’
hey baby, wanna wrestle?
Robin Williams prepared for his role in Mrs. Doubtfire 2 by consuming only cell-tech and soy protein.
Something tells me that whoever said that Mag-10 isn’t for girls, was right…
In best arnold impresonation:
“taking seriods makes you look like a gurl!”
Denise Austin reacts to her dramatic overnight transformation:
“I new this would happen if I tried anything heavier than pink dumbbells and bodyweight exercises!!!”
Love in my veins, you on my mind. Oh tender sailor man!
Seinfeld: “She had… man-hands…”
What makes you think I’m not turned on? Can’t you see that my nipples and veins are nice and hard?