See what happens when you vote to ban Mag10 and other pro-hormones? You get reincarnated as a leather couch! Beware…It could happed to YOU!
Peace and good training to all
Jason
“Thats’s beautiful, what is that, Velvet?”
TC was more than a little disturbed when Tim Patterson’s new “real doll” arrived.
“Dude looks like a lady. Ha Ha Ha, like I haven’t heard that before. Seriously, does this hairstyle make me look masculine?”
The turkey’s done!!
“Palm Beach video makers took an alternative approach this year: girls gone big.”
“Why? BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT, THAT’S WHY.”
How YOU doin’?
The modern day Helen of Troy, with the face that launched a thousand ships…the other way.
Bill knew he would have to pay his dues in Hollywood. He had heard of the casting couch. He even thought he might have to do some unseemly things to get a part, but at this moment he realized he had gone to far.
Jane tries to convince the IOC that she thought her Balco supps were legit.
Ladies and gentlemen, the captain of the East Germany 1976 Olympic swim team…
Honey… Does this bikini make me look fat?
In his new role in Terminator IV , Arnie tries to appeal to a more feminine audience . He decided to change his well known catchphrase “I’ll be back” to “Kiss me or I’ll crush you” .
CT Presents: The beast revolts
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No, as a matter of fact I don’t have penis envy.
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The steroids worked wonders, but I have a little problem with bitch tits.
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Why yes, my mother was an East German Olympic athlete. How did you know?
Who me? I never use Nolva!
" Well duuh, of course I know what “mg” stood for in the label, it stands for mega gram, stupid!"
(mega gram = 1000 grams.)
damn,i knew i should have stopped the tren earlier!
David Spade had been working out hard recently. One day in the gym, his friends made a bet with him, that if he got breast implants and kept them for a year, he’d win $100,000. A year later, he found that they couldn’t pay off the bet…