[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got very patchy, gross facial hair and nothing but a few nipple hairs on my chest. It makes me sad. My friends are all currently sporting mustaches in celebration of mustache month (February) and I don’t get to participate. :([/quote]
I though February was Black History Month? I thought March was mustache month? Ever heard of Mustache Madness???
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oh…and thank GOD I’m black.[/quote]
That’s racist, but just because I want to be black. Cause if I was I’d be all like 'yeah, brother man, I done heard that shit, son. Fuck Whitey."
But, seriously, beards are where it’s at. Especially with my small mouth. I know my girlfriend likes it, or it wouldn’t be there. The initial stubble is alright, then it sucks until the length covers the few little patchy spots. Then it gets me a little closer to black man cool, but not much.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/4/e49c6_ORIG-peter_griffin_beard.jpg
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Curse you people and your ability to grow beards!
God hear me out, if I get to grow a beard, I’ll let a family of birds live in it, deal ?[/quote]
I grow a beard in winter and shave it around mid April. I look devastatingly handsome either way, and my wife likes the variety.
Here’s a link you guys may want to check out:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
MANNNN, the hell with all of you. I am in my 40’s and the youngest of 4 brothers and the only one that has never been able to grow facial hair. I was on 2 weeks leave 2 years ago and tried to let it grow it came out grey and patchy how in the EFF does a guy get grey hair before he can even grow a facial hair…Yeah back to my first sentence. THE HELL WITH YOU ALL.
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For some of you guys, you may just not be letting it grow for long enough of a time.
Going from clean shaven to full beard take a long time for me. It looks like shit up until about a month into it. I have to push past the hobo look every time I’ve grown mine out.[/quote]
One day I will give it a try. But I just dont have the time to know. You lucky bastard
[quote]gregron wrote:
did someone say foo man chu mustache???
(this is the coolest thing I can grow. My shit grows in with more patches than a boy scout cross the chest hangy sash thing)[/quote]
I swear Greg, you do look gay in that pic. But I also have to admit you’re a good looking dude.
[quote]kothreat wrote:
But, seriously, beards are where it’s at. Especially with my small mouth.[/quote]
I have a small mouth too and a stubble or short beard looks way better than clean shaven as a result.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
MANNNN, the hell with all of you. I am in my 40’s and the youngest of 4 brothers and the only one that has never been able to grow facial hair. I was on 2 weeks leave 2 years ago and tried to let it grow it came out grey and patchy how in the EFF does a guy get grey hair before he can even grow a facial hair…Yeah back to my first sentence. THE HELL WITH YOU ALL.
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LOL. I have friends younger than me with full grey hair working already.
I think having kids is to blame for that really.[/quote]
Man that is just wrong, I still think the mother of a gypsy girlfriend I had put the wammy on me. [/quote]
LMFAO!
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got very patchy, gross facial hair and nothing but a few nipple hairs on my chest. It makes me sad. My friends are all currently sporting mustaches in celebration of mustache month (February) and I don’t get to participate. :([/quote]
I though February was Black History Month? I thought March was mustache month? Ever heard of Mustache Madness???[/quote]
The east coast has decided blacks don’t deserve their own month anymore, now they have to share February with mustaches.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
But, seriously, beards are where it’s at. Especially with my small mouth.[/quote]
I have a small mouth too and a stubble or short beard looks way better than clean shaven as a result. [/quote]
Always knew I had a small mouth, but I started growing out the facial hair then shaved it for the first time I realized how small it actually is. …and I just measured it, cause we have the technology. It’s only 4.5cm from corner to corner.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got very patchy, gross facial hair and nothing but a few nipple hairs on my chest. It makes me sad. My friends are all currently sporting mustaches in celebration of mustache month (February) and I don’t get to participate. :([/quote]
I though February was Black History Month? I thought March was mustache month? Ever heard of Mustache Madness???[/quote]
The east coast has decided blacks don’t deserve their own month anymore, now they have to share February with mustaches.
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It’s also Women’s History month. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
did someone say foo man chu mustache???
(this is the coolest thing I can grow. My shit grows in with more patches than a boy scout cross the chest hangy sash thing)[/quote]
I swear Greg, you do look gay in that pic. But I also have to admit you’re a good looking dude.
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i know you love that picture ID 
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got very patchy, gross facial hair and nothing but a few nipple hairs on my chest. It makes me sad. My friends are all currently sporting mustaches in celebration of mustache month (February) and I don’t get to participate. :([/quote]
I though February was Black History Month? I thought March was mustache month? Ever heard of Mustache Madness???[/quote]
The east coast has decided blacks don’t deserve their own month anymore, now they have to share February with mustaches.
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LOfuckingL!
that was hilarious
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/c/5/c59a8_ORIG-VillagePeopleBiker_1_.jpg
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
did someone say foo man chu mustache???
(this is the coolest thing I can grow. My shit grows in with more patches than a boy scout cross the chest hangy sash thing)[/quote]
I swear Greg, you do look gay in that pic. But I also have to admit you’re a good looking dude.
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i know you love that picture ID :)[/quote]
Village People Biker Guy APPROVES of that chew man foo smegstache
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/0/f07ed_ORIG-woman_mustache.jpg
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got very patchy, gross facial hair and nothing but a few nipple hairs on my chest. It makes me sad. My friends are all currently sporting mustaches in celebration of mustache month (February) and I don’t get to participate. :([/quote]
I though February was Black History Month? I thought March was mustache month? Ever heard of Mustache Madness???[/quote]
The east coast has decided blacks don’t deserve their own month anymore, now they have to share February with mustaches.
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It’s also Women’s History month. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.[/quote]
Looks like this chick just hit the jackpot.
I don’t think this chick is even black, but it was the closest I could find.
HAH. Sounds like some guys here would be jealous of that stache.
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
But, seriously, beards are where it’s at. Especially with my small mouth.[/quote]
I have a small mouth too and a stubble or short beard looks way better than clean shaven as a result. [/quote]
Always knew I had a small mouth, but I started growing out the facial hair then shaved it for the first time I realized how small it actually is. …and I just measured it, cause we have the technology. It’s only 4.5cm from corner to corner. [/quote]
LOL!
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/6/e68c6_ORIG-Jordan_Hitler.jpg
X - go with the Jordan-Hitler stache. You can’t go wrong.
I’m 24 and still have no facial hair, lol.