I sport a mustacheless goatee. Wife loves it … rather, doesn’t ever want me to shave. Maybe it covers up my ugliness.
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed.
Curse you people and your ability to grow beards!
God hear me out, if I get to grow a beard, I’ll let a family of birds live in it, deal ?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Power Tower wrote:
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
To grow a beard is my life’s dream, because mine suck.[/quote]
Theres no way your as far behind as me.
Over the past few months I have radically improved to maybe 5 chin hairs and 10 stache hairs.
I’ve accepted that I will never have a beard…[/quote]
So you’re Vietnamese? Which means you have a gambling habit (mostly sports betting) and smoke incessantly and drink Cafe Su Dua with condensed milk? Oh, and “destress” at Viet coffee shops?
Am I profiling you right?[/quote]
lol, I don’t keep the hairs
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth”.
I am going for a cross between Ezekial Jackson from WWE and Denzel Washington.
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
And next time a chick makes a comment about why you don’t shave because it doesn’t look good, etc, you say:
Are you my girlfriend? No.
Are you my sister? No.
Are we about to fuck? No.
Then why the fuck does your opinion matter?
Is this the thread where I get to stroke my thick lustrous facial mane?
Oh wait, too Azn.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth”.
I am going for a cross between Ezekial Jackson from WWE and Denzel Washington.[/quote]
Oh yeah, the FIRST thought that crossed my mind was:
“Damn, that’s ZEL!”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth–at a discount.”
[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth”.
I am going for a cross between Ezekial Jackson from WWE and Denzel Washington.[/quote]
Oh yeah, the FIRST thought that crossed my mind was:
“Damn, that’s ZEL!”
:)[/quote]
Now you got jokes.
I did get references to Treach from naughty by nature when I was a little smaller.
That’s cool though. Shaft beats Denzel like rock, paper, scissors.
I would love to go bald head with the beard if I could pull off the bald head part.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’ve had one continuously for about the last 15 years. In my experience some chicks like it and some don’t. The ones that don’t definitely don’t. Que sara sara.
Also there may be hope for those of you who are well into your 20s and still patchy. Sometimes it takes decades for it to fill out and look decent. Mine is much thicker and more even at 50 than it was at 30.
FWIW, have had a mustache/goatee for the past 9 months. Really felt weird for awhile having smooth cheeks for the first time in 15 years; I did not like it. But have got somewhat used to it now.[/quote]
Must be some NPR-lovin motherfuckers who got the patchy facial hair, huh?
Hi, my name is Matthew.
Hi, Matthew.
And I haven’t touched a razor since September 9th of last year.
After fulfilling my lifelong dream of growing a full-on fisherman’s beard last year, my fiancee fell in love with it, and requested it again this winter.
I think it’s a pheromone trap.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth”.
I am going for a cross between Ezekial Jackson from WWE and Denzel Washington.[/quote]
Oh yeah, the FIRST thought that crossed my mind was:
“Damn, that’s ZEL!”
:)[/quote]
Now you got jokes.
I did get references to Treach from naughty by nature when I was a little smaller.
That’s cool though. Shaft beats Denzel like rock, paper, scissors.[/quote]
Damn. NOW I see Treach. No doubt.
So here we go now,
Holla if ya hear me though,
come and feel me flow.
You just need a chain and a Master Lock around your neck and we’re good.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I would love to go bald head with the beard if I could pull off the bald head part. [/quote]
Have thought about this often over the past 10 years or so but after realizing that 90% of my peers are balding significantly and I have as much head hair now as I did at 19 I’ve decided not to do it.[/quote]
Hair is overrated. It is all about the shape of the head.
I lucked out with only minor asymmetry but smooth roundness. If you have skull wrinkles, you may not want to be bald.
The same goes for extreme peanut-heads and white dudes who just look sickly when they shave it off because they don’t understand how body frame goes with part of the look.
Oh…and thank GOD I’m black.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
From my experience, and as you can see on my avatar, most chicks didn’t like my beard. Even when it was shorter and nicely trimmed. [/quote]
Yeah, but that’s because it screams “I sell Meth”.
I am going for a cross between Ezekial Jackson from WWE and Denzel Washington.[/quote]
Oh yeah, the FIRST thought that crossed my mind was:
“Damn, that’s ZEL!”
:)[/quote]
Now you got jokes.
I did get references to Treach from naughty by nature when I was a little smaller.
That’s cool though. Shaft beats Denzel like rock, paper, scissors.[/quote]
Damn. NOW I see Treach. No doubt.
So here we go now,
Holla if ya hear me though,
come and feel me flow.
You just need a chain and a Master Lock around your neck and we’re good.[/quote]
LOL.
With sunglasses on, I am sure if I drop more weight I could get someone to ask for an autograph.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
I was thinking the same thing.