[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
Fuck…I was shooting for Blue Steel.
You would get way more frownage if Whataburger was closed.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.
To grow a beard is my life’s dream, because mine suck.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.[/quote]
I know of whataburger… and i’m canadian. Explain that?
I <3 beards, but usually not blonde ones.
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.[/quote]
I know of whataburger… and i’m canadian. Explain that?[/quote]
Canadians aren’t real people so we don’t have to.
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
To grow a beard is my life’s dream, because mine suck.[/quote]
Theres no way your as far behind as me.
Over the past few months I have radically improved to maybe 5 chin hairs and 10 stache hairs.
I’ve accepted that I will never have a beard…
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.[/quote]
I know of whataburger… and i’m canadian. Explain that?[/quote]
Canadians dont matter.
just joking. I will take it you have been to Texas or been to Mexico through Texas.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.[/quote]
I know my burger franchises, you Mister Falcons.
[quote]Power Tower wrote:
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
To grow a beard is my life’s dream, because mine suck.[/quote]
Theres no way your as far behind as me.
Over the past few months I have radically improved to maybe 5 chin hairs and 10 stache hairs.
I’ve accepted that I will never have a beard…[/quote]
I thank the fact the I’m still young and still have lots of time to grown one, but I still curse that mine simply doesn’t grown but a few millimeters, while my brother grew a Taliban-beard when he was 15, lucky son of a bitch.
I can’t handle not having facial hair, I’ve spent less than 10 days totally clean shaven since I first grew sideburns when I was 14.
My general rule is that if a girl touches my beard without asking permission first, I rub my hand on her face until she stops.
[quote]BreStruction wrote:
I <3 beards, but usually not blonde ones. [/quote]
Fuck blonde beards!
It’s all about black with stray reddish hairs and a couple of grays.
[quote]wonderbeard wrote:
I can’t handle not having facial hair, I’ve spent less than 10 days totally clean shaven since I first grew sideburns when I was 14.
My general rule is that if a girl touches my beard without asking permission first, I rub my hand on her face until she stops.[/quote]
I have adopted this rule as of right now. Thank you.
“Oh, you’re researching new dos for your vagina? Got it.”
[quote]Power Tower wrote:
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
To grow a beard is my life’s dream, because mine suck.[/quote]
Theres no way your as far behind as me.
Over the past few months I have radically improved to maybe 5 chin hairs and 10 stache hairs.
I’ve accepted that I will never have a beard…[/quote]
So you’re Vietnamese? Which means you have a gambling habit (mostly sports betting) and smoke incessantly and drink Cafe Su Dua with condensed milk? Oh, and “destress” at Viet coffee shops?
Am I profiling you right?
Well, I have noticed more attention from the opposite sex with it so I may keep it for a while.
I am not a fan of all of the grooming it takes though. I actually have to shave (with clippers) everyday now for the first time in my life.
[quote]poophead wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a Sean Connery?[/quote]
Well, not that much gray. But it is fabulous.
[/quote]
LOL at the use of the word “fabulous.”
I have been thinking about letting mine grow again, just to see what it looks like. I never had trouble growing chest hair or a beard. I was one of the barbarians that had a mustache and chest hair back in middle school.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, I have noticed more attention from the opposite sex with it so I may keep it for a while.
I am not a fan of all of the grooming it takes though. I actually have to shave (with clippers) everyday now for the first time in my life.[/quote]
New Swedish study finds fast facial hair growth is positively correlated with a decrease in LBM.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]poophead wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a Sean Connery?[/quote]
Well, not that much gray. But it is fabulous.
[/quote]
LOL at the use of the word “fabulous.”
I have been thinking about letting mine grow again, just to see what it looks like. I never had trouble growing chest hair or a beard. I was one of the barbarians that had a mustache and chest hair back in middle school.[/quote]
Damn it I hated you mutherfuckers. There was one dude in gym class who had THICK chest hair and a full beard by the 10th grade. There I was barely breaking 150 looking like I was 12 years old.
I could never grow a full beard before, especially in college. It only came out in patches. this is the first time it grew out like I was past puberty.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Is that your “Whattaburger was closed today” pout?[/quote]
How does somebody from Cali know about Whataburger?[/quote]
Fo realz.[/quote]
I know of whataburger… and i’m canadian. Explain that?[/quote]
Canadians aren’t real people so we don’t have to.[/quote]
… damnit!
And yeah, I travel to Houston all the time for work.
Also, I am in the boat of unable to grow a beard. I think it is a gypsy curse or something on my family, cannot grow facial hair until we lose it off of our heads.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
I never had trouble growing chest hair or a beard. I was one of the barbarians that had a mustache and chest hair back in middle school.[/quote]
Same here.
And I was made fun of in high school because most of my friends were asian with may two total hair follicles on their bodies. Then, I went to college and it was the opposite. Then, I found a study about how women prefer more masculine features the closer they are to ovulation (read: hornier). And then, I was the one laughing.
I remember being 15 and talking about shaving/waxing it all off, and my mom and her friend looked at me and said, “What are you, a chick?”
At least the pimp slap was symmetrical.