Beard Power

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

Is that a recent pic?

Damn, that is a great head of hair!

[quote]Test Icicle wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

Is that a recent pic?

Damn, that is a great head of hair!
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Taken at my cousin’s wedding last month.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
On the subject of hair…why is it I couldn’t grow a beard at all until damn near college (and that was just scruff)…but now I got back hair like a gorilla?

I was almost hairless until 30. Had no visible chest hair until after college.

Do we become gorillas as we age?

If so…whooopie?[/quote]

Well, even at 50 my beard on the sides is patchy and my chest hair is patchy. It sucks because I’d love to grow a serious pair of sideburns!

My beard is sideburn-less. Not even patchy on the sideburns, completely non-existent. Probably can’t tell from the picture.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
On the subject of hair…why is it I couldn’t grow a beard at all until damn near college (and that was just scruff)…but now I got back hair like a gorilla?

I was almost hairless until 30. Had no visible chest hair until after college.

Do we become gorillas as we age?

If so…whooopie?[/quote]

I could not grow facial hair till college either. Now my wife wants to weave a rug with my back hair. Gorillas for Life!!!

Well I’m 2 years out of college and my beard growing ability is still pretty garbage…

[quote]csulli wrote:
Well I’m 2 years out of college and my beard growing ability is still pretty garbage…[/quote]

Milk and Squats.

[quote]csulli wrote:
Well I’m 2 years out of college and my beard growing ability is still pretty garbage…[/quote]

I couldn’t grow a full beard until my mid 30’s when I finally finished puberty, apparently.

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
A shaved head and a long ass beard scream white supremacist.[/quote]

Totally.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
A shaved head and a long ass beard scream white supremacist.[/quote]

Totally.[/quote]

Uh…yeah.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

and a great hairdo for a teenager in the 80s!

I’m just jealous. I have terrible hair. Sweet beard though…

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

and a great hairdo for a teenager in the 80s!
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Still holding onto yesterday!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

and a great hairdo for a teenager in the 80s!
[/quote]

Still holding onto yesterday![/quote]

aren’t we all. I actually think you look a little like this guy

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Here’s my half-assed beard… but DAMN that’s great head o’ hair for a 50-year old![/quote]

and a great hairdo for a teenager in the 80s!
[/quote]

Still holding onto yesterday![/quote]

aren’t we all. I actually think you look a little like this guy

Well that’s a new one!

You guys say you couldn’t grow anything until 30? That gives me hope. I have a reverse hitler going on for a mustache. I also can’t grow anything on the center of my chin. Sigh.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]dirtman wrote:
I wish I had some beard power but mine when it comes in is not full. Its ratty looking and messed up. Some people thought I looked homeless LOL.[/quote]

I’ve been wearing a beard for 5 years now, and it’s still weird to me that I have one because I could not grow a full one before.
It totally changes how strangers interact with you. People take me much more seriously with a beard than they did when I did not have one.[/quote]

For real.

I used to scare people.
Now they just die in place.

This can fuck up a date.[/quote]

Liar. You’re a big fucking teddy bear and you know it…Give me a hug you big lug.

[quote]markdp wrote:
You guys say you couldn’t grow anything until 30? That gives me hope. I have a reverse hitler going on for a mustache. I also can’t grow anything on the center of my chin. Sigh.[/quote]

It’s your chi.

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]dirtman wrote:
I wish I had some beard power but mine when it comes in is not full. Its ratty looking and messed up. Some people thought I looked homeless LOL.[/quote]

I’ve been wearing a beard for 5 years now, and it’s still weird to me that I have one because I could not grow a full one before.
It totally changes how strangers interact with you. People take me much more seriously with a beard than they did when I did not have one.[/quote]

For real.

I used to scare people.
Now they just die in place.

This can fuck up a date.[/quote]

Liar. You’re a big fucking teddy bear and you know it…Give me a hug you big lug.[/quote]

Shhhhhh. I have tons of people fooled. They don’t know that ain’t a glock…I’m just happy to see them.

I think it’s weird you guys couldn’t grow one until your 30’s. And what changed? Very interesting.

I’ve been able to grow a beard since I was 19 and my Dad (44) still can’t grow a beard. He can grow a kick ass mustache though and I can’t. It’s so weird.


I like to keep mine short and thin.