BDE's BB Comp and Cycle Log

[quote]saps wrote:
“Its not a lie if you believe its true.” George Costanza [I think][/quote]

LOL. He did say that, didn’t he? I remember that episode now. George Costanza…the type of go-to guy for all things wrong.

[quote]saps wrote:
Polygraphs are super easy to “beat” actually LG; its why they are not admissible in court as evidence any longer.

I love to tell the story before I was hired. They gave us polygraphs. A set of questions asked three times with five minute breaks between each session. At the end the deputy looked at his screen, which had my fluctuation reading and what not, looked at me, looked at the screen looked back and me and said “you know, either you always tell the truth or you’re the best damn liar I’ve ever had in this chair.” I stood up shook his hand, said thanks and walked out the door smiling :)[/quote]

saps, you’re my hero. Seriously.

I wasnt trying to state a point that i did or didnt think someone could beat a polygraph.

It was just a bad attempt at humour, you guys are rough hehe

[quote]AlteredState wrote:
saps wrote:
Polygraphs are super easy to “beat” actually LG; its why they are not admissible in court as evidence any longer.

I love to tell the story before I was hired. They gave us polygraphs. A set of questions asked three times with five minute breaks between each session. At the end the deputy looked at his screen, which had my fluctuation reading and what not, looked at me, looked at the screen looked back and me and said “you know, either you always tell the truth or you’re the best damn liar I’ve ever had in this chair.” I stood up shook his hand, said thanks and walked out the door smiling :slight_smile:

But…but… They did a whole episode of Mythbusters on polygraphs and they couldn’t beat it.

Well, one of them did beat the MRI ‘polygraph’ but none of them beat the traditional polygraph despite using different techniques.[/quote]

Let’s just say that the traditional one can be beat. Fairly easily too, might I add…

so whats the deal then? we gonna make bde and dog do some polygraph tests if they can t rustle up some convincing photos…

they can at least have their photos taken in the honda accord flexing their muscles out the window or some shit. maybe with some kids looking at bde’s fat calipers with adoring eyes.

unless of course they/him is just a lying fucker, for whatever reason. prob something to do with that operation raw deal bullshit.

shame they chose officer chickenshit to work the case…

yeah its a piece of piss to beat those polygraph tests. fuck the numpties on mythbusters.

you just manipulate the “True” test questions by squeezing your anus and breathing in a certain way. stuff like that.

[quote]entouragevip wrote:

shame they chose officer chickenshit to work the case…

yeah its a piece of piss to beat those polygraph tests. fuck the numpties on mythbusters.

you just manipulate the “True” test questions by squeezing your anus and breathing in a certain way. stuff like that.

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Ive read of different methods myself, however I dont think that any of them included sqeezing my my anus.

[quote]LillGuy001 wrote:
entouragevip wrote:

shame they chose officer chickenshit to work the case…

yeah its a piece of piss to beat those polygraph tests. fuck the numpties on mythbusters.

you just manipulate the “True” test questions by squeezing your anus and breathing in a certain way. stuff like that.

Ive read of different methods myself, however I dont think that any of them included sqeezing my my anus.

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Never heard that either. But it’s plausible. Shifting feeling/tension to other body parts does have very real effects. A male can have multiple ejaculations by shifting tension into his legs at the right moment.

I will attempt to put this to rest.

The stats the guy gives himself, along with his height, and weight and bf% do not match.

If he was 6’2" at 4% bf with the stats he gives, he would more likely weight in the 235-240 lbs range.

I am just going by what I weigh, and what my states are at 4%, and also keeping in mind I have recently competed against someone who had very simmilar stats to what this guy stated, and weighed in at contest 242.

So my personal opinion is that he is not being honest about himself

his excuse is very lame also, as most people who don’t want to be recognized just black out their face.

finnally Just about all bodybuilders like showing pics of themselves when they are in contest shape e.t.c so with all this in mind I came to the conclusion.

*** no more comments from me on this thread as I have no time***

[quote]Prisoner wrote:

finnally Just about all bodybuilders like showing pics of themselves when they are in contest shape e.t.c so with all this in mind I came to the conclusion.
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I think this is the best point made so far. Who talks that much shit about themselves without chomping at the bit to back it up?

And, once again, if BDE is worried the organization he is supposedly joining is going to find him out from posting a shot of his quad or a bicep shot, then by the same logic, such a thorough intelligence organization is not going to turn up all of this posting about cycles on their background investigation? Sounds stupider every time I think about it.

This reminds me of another guy that used to post on T-Nation all of the time that had a picture of “his” bicep as his avatar, but would never, ever post another pic despite all of the shit talking he did. What was that guy’s screen name? He was fucking crazy and his threads were hilarious to read.

I don’t know why but I was kind of hoping that it would be Professor X that laid the smackdown.

As Metallica once said, Sad but true

[quote]saps wrote:
As Metallica once said, Sad but true[/quote]

No shit.

I don’t know, but I had a gut feeling about this shit a long time ago, just by the way they/he, whatever, posted his stuff. I began to gloss over damn near everything he, and certain guys like him, post as threads as a result.

I’ll stick to watching the same core group of guys I know and respect, as I always have. All of the bullshit we go through, though irritating as hell, is trivial compared to the real help we get from all these guys as a group.

ToneBone

i ve got a feeling he’ll be back. i pity that fool…

[quote]entouragevip wrote:
i ve got a feeling he’ll be back.[/quote]

I doubt it. He simply doesn’t have the time. The guy works, goes to college full-time and spends countless hours in the gym for a competition physique. Factor in how much family time is needed with a wife and two small children. He’s running on a 35 hour day as it is.

This was a damn entertaining thread.

And all these new alter-egos that keep appearing are just gravy.

[quote]Factor in how much family time is needed with a wife and two small children. He’s running on a 35 hour day as it is.
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yeah but he has 24hrs for each personality

[quote]entouragevip wrote:
i ve got a feeling he’ll be back. i pity that fool…[/quote]

LMAO @ the Mr. T referrence!

[quote]entouragevip wrote:
yeah but he has 24hrs for each personality

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LOL! That was a good one!