lmfaro! that is HILARIOUS!
lmfao!! rofl!
i heard that this guy has been training them both at a secret underground bunker http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=868493&pageNo=0
you crack me up man! love it!!
HAHAHAHhahaaaaarrr!
[quote]entouragevip wrote:
bde now slumped in the shower of a cheap motel the water trickling down his 3% of bodyfat crying whilst dog rubs his skin with an exfoliating glove dipped in bleach trying to wash away the pain. furiously checking his blackberry for updates.
dog limply holding bde’s hand stroking his brow telling him it will be ok. as long as they make it to the hotdog eating contest but there down to their last 20 dollars and they think the hondas out of gas…[/quote]
Maybe, just maybe, they can win the hotdog eating contest and score enough money to make it to the BALCO lab for a ‘refill’.
Who knew times would be this hard? Mrs. BDE checks the Caller ID one more time to see if maybe she missed a call, all the while, Mrs. DOG paces the living room floor. “What are we gonna tell the kids,” She sobs. Mrs. DOG replies, “It doesn’t matter, he’s the Best Daddy Ever and no one can take that from Timmy and Sarah.”
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
LOL, but since BDE and DOG are likely the same person (albeit one with a degree of mental illness), I picture a more disturbing scene.
Bushy[/quote]
Same disease as this guy???
…precious we wants the 4% bodyfat…
sorry to beat a dead horse but i see DOG just posted in FG’s log so i want some conclusion dammit!
[quote]Game_over wrote:
i want some conclusion dammit![/quote]
Game_over.
haha no say it aint so!
[quote]xXDevilDogXx wrote:
entouragevip wrote:
bde now slumped in the shower of a cheap motel the water trickling down his 3% of bodyfat crying whilst dog rubs his skin with an exfoliating glove dipped in bleach trying to wash away the pain. furiously checking his blackberry for updates.
dog limply holding bde’s hand stroking his brow telling him it will be ok. as long as they make it to the hotdog eating contest but there down to their last 20 dollars and they think the hondas out of gas…
Maybe, just maybe, they can win the hotdog eating contest and score enough money to make it to the BALCO lab for a ‘refill’.
Who knew times would be this hard? Mrs. BDE checks the Caller ID one more time to see if maybe she missed a call, all the while, Mrs. DOG paces the living room floor. “What are we gonna tell the kids,” She sobs. Mrs. DOG replies, “It doesn’t matter, he’s the Best Daddy Ever and no one can take that from Timmy and Sarah.”
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Yes, let’s see how far we can tear people down over the internet, shall we? Look, I do mind somewhat when you’re attacking a very good friend of mine, though I’m not going to do anything about it because he can cover for himself, but when you attack me, it gets personal. And this doesn’t go just for DD, but anyone who has mentioned me. BDE shares the same car as me. You guys really couldn’t connect that? And oh no, we’re both a common height at 6’2"! A big bell ringer that we’re both apparently the same person, huh?
I have no right to comment on what BDE has said truthfully and what he hasn’t thus invading his right to privacy (and he has been honest 95% of the time), but I am here and personally a have nothing to hide, and that demands respect I think. Ask me anything about me you want minus anything relating to BDE and I’ll tell you all about it.
Now can we please all stop this childish posting?
[quote]drummerofgod89 wrote:
but I am here and personally a have nothing to hide, and that demands respect I think. [/quote]
Uh… how do you figure that?
This is not how it works kid.
[quote]drummerofgod89 wrote:
Yes, let’s see how far we can tear people down over the internet, shall we? Look, I do mind somewhat when you’re attacking a very good friend of mine, though I’m not going to do anything about it because he can cover for himself, but when you attack me, it gets personal. And this doesn’t go just for DD, but anyone who has mentioned me.
Now can we please all stop this childish posting?[/quote]
I sincerely hope that you don’t think I was ‘attacking’ you over the internet. I have better things to do.
I made a joke. I’m not sorry for that, nor will I apologize. I feel that you shouldn’t be so sensitive, especially if you and your friend are not playing some silly game.
I will apologize for any offense you may have taken from my joke. It was all meant in good fun. Lighten up, please?
-DD-
There is one way that BDE can end this farce and that is to post a pic…he is obviously unwilling to do that. Everyone is gonna take that for an admission that he has been lying.
I don’t care if you are going to be in the CIA or the FBI or the DEA, you can post a pic with a blacked out face…unless you have some tatoos or birthmarks (if you do black those out as well) that are a dead giveaway nobody can pick you out of a lineup with any level of confidence.
This is the real reason everyone has made their judgement of this guy and until he throws up a pic to back up his claims the judgement will remain as is. That he is a liar and if you are associated with him then you will be lumped into the same category.
FG
So BDE vanishes for seven days and finally comes back at 12:15 this morning. Not even 30 minutes later we have you doing damage control. You sure know how to make things look good, DOG.
[quote]Shadow Hunter36 wrote:
So BDE vanishes for seven days and finally comes back at 12:15 this morning. Not even 30 minutes later we have you doing damage control. You sure know how to make things look good, DOG.[/quote]
Easy there CSI Shadow Hunter. Interesting find though. Does anyone else read these updates daily just for the humor in the thread?
I wonder how bde was gonna beat the polygraph on the way into the CIA. Must have read some good stuff on the internet.
Polygraphs are super easy to “beat” actually LG; its why they are not admissible in court as evidence any longer.
I love to tell the story before I was hired. They gave us polygraphs. A set of questions asked three times with five minute breaks between each session. At the end the deputy looked at his screen, which had my fluctuation reading and what not, looked at me, looked at the screen looked back and me and said “you know, either you always tell the truth or you’re the best damn liar I’ve ever had in this chair.” I stood up shook his hand, said thanks and walked out the door smiling 
[quote]saps wrote:
Polygraphs are super easy to “beat” actually LG[/quote]
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Without looking into it I would imagine it all comes down to controlling your sympathetic nervous system. Also, actually believing a lie is true will pass it through. The only one you probably can’t fool is the one on Montel.
[quote]Shadow Hunter36 wrote:
saps wrote:
Polygraphs are super easy to “beat” actually LG
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Without looking into it I would imagine it all comes down to controlling your sympathetic nervous system. Also, actually believing a lie is true will pass it through. The only one you probably can’t fool is the one on Montel.
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“Its not a lie if you believe its true.” George Costanza [I think]